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Motherfuckers. Enough said.
Alright, I'll go ahead and say more anyways. Jefferson was by far the most bad-ass elementary school in the city. We were the vanguard of cool things, like pogs. Our teachers ruled. For the record, Jeff Cline is the best teacher, ever. You might try to tout something petty like athletics, well we were too cool for fucking athletics. We spent all our time fucking women and shooting heroin. If a nuclear bomb was dropped in Kosciusko county, Jefferson would be the only school left, and it'll tell the nuclear bomb to fuck off. You think you're cool because you had a wooden floor? Fuck you, we were such hardasses, we had a fucking rubber floor. Thats right, it was made out of that eerily-brown stuff that comes on the bottom of old pumas. We also had the bloody Polar Express reading every Christmas. Oh, and we went on a camping trip and went to a Cubs game, so fuck you. Jefferson Elementary for life. |
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No shit, Pliedes. Every thing that was badass in the day came through, or started at Jefferson. Not only that, how many schools had to change their fucking mascot? Not many, only the badass former Jefferson Motherfucking Trojans, that's who. Mr. Cline sadly moved away the year before my sixth grade year. So I was instructed by the lovely Mrs. Dawson. Score!
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Oh really is that so Pliedes? I remember you guys talking about doing cool things like "reading 500 books" and if you reached that your "principal would kiss a pig." So that is your idea of fun? Your idea of a "bad-ass" school. At Eisenhower elementary our goal was to see if we could get 100 blowjobs in the bathroom in between recess and lunch in 1 semester. If that was accomplished than we received a pound of Dank and 10 cases of Moosehead. Shit Eisenhower was so fucking badass we won nearly every athletic event offered. If there was a "city-wide" trophy for overall sports Eisenhower would of taken it hands down, funny thing is we were all high and drunk when we did it! Just think about how badass we would of been sober?
Jefferson badass? Your school is so pussy that you had to change your names from the "Trojans" to the "Spartans" because "Trojan" is a brand of condom. Tell me how badass a school is that has to do that? Only a school full of pussies and run by a pussy would do something like that. The bottom line is: If you take Eisenhower and Jefferson and compare them Eisenhower would be a "Pirate" affiliate and Jefferson would be a "Gay Pride Flag" affiliate. |
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There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.
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I'll go ahead and not disagree with Pliedes or Fruit. Jefferson was not only the best elementary school in the city, but the whole county. We had it all, the Trojan Horse, the playground worm, tetherball tournaments (which this fat mexican chick always won for some reason), and much much more. how many kids had a sixth grade teacher who would take them to cool stuff like the Star Wars remake??? In fact, I didn't even have Mr. Cline and he took me... do you remember going, Pliedes? Plus, we had arguably the best elementary school principal in the entire state: Mr. Dennis Duncan. I loved this man while I was at the school, but I have done nothing but gain respect for him since I've been out. Also, where else could you find kids from some of the richest sections of town going to kids from the poorest sections of town? Jefferson rocks, 'nuff said.
[ November 19, 2003, 09:32 PM: Message edited by: Me Gustan Nalgas ] |
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:.:.: Me Gustan Nalgas :.:.:
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Yeah... Eisenhower and Harrison both sucked major cock. Wait a tick... no, no it's just Indiana. The Jefferson Elementary School I went to back in Tennessee was much better. So yeah, Jefferson does rule. There it is.
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I do what the fuck I want.
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oh i see...well i would have to say Madison Elem was the biggest badass school there was...but ill be honest...back in 6th grade I was a jefferson fan...wow what ladies they had over there!!! but nowhere else in the city are you going to have fans on the court during all home basketball games and the soccer field was all dirt....yeah well we played on that soccer field and would dive just for the fun of it....Plus pongs was for pussies...we played marbles....now that is badass....jefferson was like a little marble and madison was a shooter...flat out....
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Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.
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Madison was definitely pretty pimp. Granted, the principal there had a habit of sticking his hand down the back of guys' shirts. Thank God he knew better than to do that to girls. Plus, we had a pimp new gym added the last year I was there. Mr. Ryman was awesome. Also, just because Jefferson supposedly started those fads, doesn't mean we didn't start our own. We did play pogs like they did. We had the yo-yo phase for awhile. And, we also had the stupid trend of having contests on who could kick soccer balls the highest down on the soccer field. But you know what can I say. Madison was pimp. Period.
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"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."
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I'm very disappointed in you guys thusfar.
Luckily for you, since I have a higher post count than the rest of you who have posted so far, I must be correct when I say that Lincoln Elementary is the best elementary school in Warsaw. We had fucking school shootings at Lincoln...what did you guys have? Bake sales? Cheerleading tryouts? Reading club? Fuck you. -Ugly Bastard |
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COME ON YOU YANKS
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Since post count equates power, Lincoln is #2 behind Eisenhower. As the boonsex already stated...we had it all.
Our principal was a pirate. Every weekend he would go out on his ship and bring back treasure. During the week, we were taught various ways to kill dumbasses and to fuck bitches. The guy who fucked the most bitches got half of the treasure that the principal found the previous weekend. The prize was awarded at a huge ass feast/ceremony held every friday at noon. It was a-fucking-mazing. I wish I could go back to those times. [ November 19, 2003, 11:38 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ] |
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You guys see how that works?
Eisenhower is now the best elementary school in the town. Followed by Lincoln. Then, behind Eisenhower and Lincoln, is Jefferson! Isn't that neat? -Ugly Bastard |
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i went to elementary school at clark pleasant elementary which is located in the middle of a cornfield just south of indianapolis. combat can really understand anything about it since he went there too...yea, we were destined to be friends.
anyways, it was a hip school and i remember cool computer games with the best of technology with its green and black screen. the outside was brick and old fashioned looking. there was the scary farmer who lived next door...old man mitchell, i was so scared of that fucker. he kidnapped kids, ya know. then we built ecosystems and studied them. we had a state of the art disc player thing...basically a dvd player with discs the size of albums. we had a banking system where you got beans that were worth different amounts of money and we had an auction at the end of the year with the money to buy cool things that businesses gave us. fabulous. that school was great. |
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yeah well malibu sorry but the gym was built like my soph year of HS....and just for the record...i won all kickin ball down the hill competitions....
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Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.
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i attended jefferson for k-1. then i moved and went to eisenhower for 2-6. and i have to say, im so glad i moved. jefferson sucked ass. eisenhower is truly the the best school in the county. i had the privelage of having the greatest teacher in the world, mrs. jan knoop, not once, but twice. however, i was never really that cool in elementary school, so i never won the kickass treasures. but i do remember the great lessons on how to seperate the sluts from the skanks, and getting head during recess, and somewhere in between all that we played koosh ball and four square. case and point, eisenhower rocks, jefferson sucks.
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I went to Jefferson and Eisenhower as well... they both had their perks, but Jefferson was far superior. I could go into the orgies held in the girl's bathrooms, the fact that my fifth grade teacher (Mrs. E) rewarded A's with poon, or the fact that instead of gym, music, and art we had casino, bar (studying the effects of drugs and alcohol), and advanced graffiti techniques... but I don't think bringing up any of that in necessary cause it's obvious how jealous everyone that didn't get to go there is already.
P.S. if anyone happened to find an aerobie in the trees by the soccer field, it's mine and I want it back! |
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LEGALIZE CRIME!
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I experienced 1 year at Madison, 2 years at Jefferson, and 4 years at Eisenhower. And Eisenhower takes the cake.
I was in the GT program, making my elementary school existance better than everyones. We would just sit on the computers all day, looking up porn and learn how to make home made bombs which we would plant all around the other schools. Then after lunch time we'd have spitting competitions, IN CLASS, the teachers at Eisenhower didn't care, you could boss them around all you want, we once got Mr. Keller to body slam Mr. Gensinger. Granted Mr Keller did it becuase he was super drunk (He was always slobber-knockered at school). |
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I did attend Madison for my first two years of elementary school. I've heard similar stories of that school as well from kids I know that went there. One in particular is rather humorous. Make out contests. It happened at Jefferson, and at Madison. Names will not be disclosed as to who any of the participants were, but it happened. It started as daring a guy and a girl (guy and guy at eisenhower) to kiss, then another couple. It finally came to, "Let's see who can go the longest without stopping, which then led to spending entire recesses making out. Jefferson was fucking crazy. Also, unlike the other schools, Jefferson is on a fucking college campus. It's not the college that made it special (Grace college has few hardasses) it was harrassing those that walked past during recess. I remember days of hitting unsuspecting Lancers with snowballs, tennis balls, soccer balls, rocks, dog shit (when available). Iterupting ongoing tennis matches by "accidentally" throwing a football into the courts. Great stuff indeed.
It's true that Eisenhower kids got a pound of dank. What wasn't mentioned was that they got it from the kids growing it at Jefferson. |
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Ahhh...motherfucking Jefferson Elementary. You try to compare such godliness to shitholes like Eisenhower and Madison? Fuck that. We grew the dank pot, we got drunk at recess, and we had the best motherfucking computer games ever.
Alpha, wanna know how good Jefferson and I am? I fucking got accepted to the GT class in first grade, however, I fucking denied it. That's right, I knew that I would become a loser with no friends like you if I went, so I stayed and became a pimp, drug dealer and ultimate POG champion of the world. Eat that shit fucker. Recess...ahhh...recess. Again, fucking amazing. So amazing that the sixth graders got kicked off of the playground equipment because we were so goddamned tough. So we spent our time in recess fucking all the hot teachers and getting trashed. Denny Duncan? Fucker. Madison? Full of fucks. Eisenhower? Created fucks. Jefferson fucking rules the world. |
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Fuck washington....Madison was the only team to be them for a 3 year span.....i hated washington except for mr. hoke....he was pimp....and i would like some elaborating on these make out contest...were they on the tires????
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Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.
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