Sexbear: Endangered Species? - Nubblies.net Forums

Mr. Blonde · 12-19-2008, 07:06 PM

I was browsing the forums today, and came to the realization that there is a crucial piece of Nubblies history missing; The infamous Nubblies Sexbear. I don't have a very good picture of the sexbear, but here is one I managed to scrounge up from a couple years ago:

Does anyone have any higher res pictures of this little fuckbear? If so, we should send to Gaz, which brings me to my next point; We need to put this guy back on the site somewhere.

Also, I noticed that when I type in 'Nubblies.net" into my browser it does a redirect to the the /forums directory automatically. Any chance of getting a splash page, maybe just with "nubblies.net" and a big picture of the sexbear?

EDIT: I realized the poll says "sexbeard". Sorry, I was looking at a mirror as I was posting.

ninjaface · 12-19-2008, 07:26 PM

I don't know what font that is, but if everyone gives enough of a shit I can retrace the thing in Illustrator. And since Illustrator files are vector-based, I could make as big of a sexbear as I please and it will still look like tits.

Edit: And also, why the fuck isn't the sexbear our favicon?

Mr. Blonde · 12-19-2008, 07:28 PM

I give that much of a shit, Ninja. I ~~care~~ shit.

Ugly Bastard · 12-19-2008, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjaface

Edit: And also, why the fuck isn't the sexbear our favicon?

This

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-19-2008, 08:00 PM

I have a friend who is an artist, if Gaz is interested, I'll see if he will do me a favor.

Gaz if you wanted a brand new spanking sexbear, what size would you want it to be. would you want a slightly updated style? A clone? suggestions from anyone?

ninjaface · 12-19-2008, 08:03 PM

I am not an artist, but I feel slightly threatened by this friend of yours. You have been warned.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-19-2008, 08:06 PM

Can we get an Origin story for the sexbear? Who first made him?

Mr. Blonde · 12-19-2008, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

Can we get an Origin story for the sexbear? Who first made him?

From what I can deduce from this thread, he was part of a font in Microsoft Publisher, similar to wingdings. AmIRITE?!!

ninjaface · 12-19-2008, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

From what I can deduce from this thread, he was part of a font in Microsoft Publisher, similar to wingdings. AmIRITE?!!

That seems a bit far fetched. I'm pretty sure he's a magical creature of some sort.

Mr. Blonde · 12-19-2008, 09:28 PM

Oh well what the shit man. I was deriving it from this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjaface

I don't know what font that is, but if everyone gives enough of a shit I can retrace the thing in Illustrator. And since Illustrator files are vector-based, I could make as big of a sexbear as I please and it will still look like tits.

What the hell else font are you talking about? The Nubblies.net font? When was that mentioned?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-19-2008, 09:31 PM

blonde has become confused

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-19-2008, 09:37 PM

where can i download that font that has bears?

I need a bear font.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-19-2008, 09:38 PM

Blonde I want to type on my keyboard and type some bears.

DDTempest · 12-19-2008, 09:49 PM

I will not let you get a connect four in this thread ID

Mr. Blonde · 12-19-2008, 09:53 PM

WWBearySpecial font by WindWalker64 @ fontspace.com

Pliedes · 12-19-2008, 10:05 PM

I recall sitting in Waldeck's programming class, in between slacking off and betting on games of PocketTanks, Orgazmo showed me a picture he had been working on....the notorious sexbear. That shit made me laugh then, and it continues to today.

Thanks for making this thread, Blonde. The Sexbear is an important piece of our collective history- though it might not be as endangered as you think

Orgazmo · 12-19-2008, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pliedes

I recall sitting in Waldeck's programming class, in between slacking off and betting on games of PocketTanks, Orgazmo showed me a picture he had been working on....the notorious sexbear. That shit made me laugh then, and it continues to today.

Thanks for making this thread, Blonde. The Sexbear is an important piece of our collective history- though it might not be as endangered as you think

This.

All of the other stories are shitty and wrong.

The font is Alfred Drake.

The original sexbear was 8.5x11 (he came from an online coloring book). It was, at one time, posted on Nubblies in its full resolution. It may or may not still be there...

Pliedes · 12-19-2008, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

The font is Alfred Drake.

Wasn't it done through some text/font site that also produced a "flaming" nubblies text?

And in seperate news, do you remember a fellow by the name of Drake LeBeau?

And, this thread is noteworthy, considering the topic.

Orgazmo · 12-19-2008, 11:44 PM

Originally fucked with through FlamingText.com, though it was later used in pure photoshop.

And...of course I do.

AcTivE · 12-22-2008, 06:16 AM

I think stickers need to be made..the kind that are really hard to get off (like those WCHS parking thingies)..

Like thousands of them..then they need to be plastered everywhere.

ProfessorNumber · 12-22-2008, 10:49 AM

Did someone say Pedo-bear stickers?

AcTivE · 12-22-2008, 07:27 PM

i say we rebrand the pedo bear and make him the new nubblies sex bear...

then plaster him everywhere..

then there will be controversy all of the internet

Pliedes · 12-22-2008, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AcTivE

i say we rebrand the pedo bear and make him the new nubblies sex bear...

I disagree. Pedobear is a specific bear with specific meaning. The Sexbear is also a unique bear with a unique meaning. To blur those bears is just doesn't make sense...

Now, if this was Nubiles.net, than Pedobear would make sense....

Mr. Blonde · 12-22-2008, 08:07 PM

so close, yet so far.

DDTempest · 12-24-2008, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AcTivE

i say we rebrand the pedo bear and make him the new nubblies sex bear...

then plaster him everywhere..

then there will be controversy all of the internet

Yeah attaching the pedophilia thing to Nubblies seems a great idea

View Poll Results: Should we put the sexbear on the site somewhere?
Of course! He's the timeless, quintessential Nubblies mascot!!! Why the hell isn't he on here anyway?	15	93.75%
No, i'm a faggot and i hate the sexbear, also I like to rape children.	1	6.25%
Voters: 16. You may not vote on this poll

12-19-2008, 07:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Sexbear: Endangered Species? I was browsing the forums today, and came to the realization that there is a crucial piece of Nubblies history missing; The infamous Nubblies Sexbear. I don't have a very good picture of the sexbear, but here is one I managed to scrounge up from a couple years ago: Does anyone have any higher res pictures of this little fuckbear? If so, we should send to Gaz, which brings me to my next point; We need to put this guy back on the site somewhere. Also, I noticed that when I type in 'Nubblies.net" into my browser it does a redirect to the the /forums directory automatically. Any chance of getting a splash page, maybe just with "nubblies.net" and a big picture of the sexbear? EDIT: I realized the poll says "sexbeard". Sorry, I was looking at a mirror as I was posting.
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12-19-2008, 07:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I don't know what font that is, but if everyone gives enough of a shit I can retrace the thing in Illustrator. And since Illustrator files are vector-based, I could make as big of a sexbear as I please and it will still look like tits. Edit: And also, why the fuck isn't the sexbear our favicon?
	Last edited by ninjaface; 12-19-2008 at 07:30 PM.

12-19-2008, 07:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I give that much of a shit, Ninja. I ~~care~~ shit.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-19-2008, 08:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I have a friend who is an artist, if Gaz is interested, I'll see if he will do me a favor. Gaz if you wanted a brand new spanking sexbear, what size would you want it to be. would you want a slightly updated style? A clone? suggestions from anyone?
	#YOLO Last edited by THEINCREDIBLEdork; 12-19-2008 at 08:05 PM.

12-19-2008, 08:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I am not an artist, but I feel slightly threatened by this friend of yours. You have been warned.

12-19-2008, 08:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Can we get an Origin story for the sexbear? Who first made him?
	#YOLO

12-19-2008, 09:31 PM	#11 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	blonde has become confused
	#YOLO

12-19-2008, 09:37 PM	#12 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	where can i download that font that has bears? I need a bear font.
	#YOLO

12-19-2008, 09:38 PM	#13 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Blonde I want to type on my keyboard and type some bears.
	#YOLO

12-19-2008, 09:49 PM	#14 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,540 Internets: 187030	I will not let you get a connect four in this thread ID

12-19-2008, 09:53 PM	#15 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	WWBearySpecial font by WindWalker64 @ fontspace.com
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-19-2008, 10:05 PM	#16 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I recall sitting in Waldeck's programming class, in between slacking off and betting on games of PocketTanks, Orgazmo showed me a picture he had been working on....the notorious sexbear. That shit made me laugh then, and it continues to today. Thanks for making this thread, Blonde. The Sexbear is an important piece of our collective history- though it might not be as endangered as you think

12-19-2008, 11:44 PM	#19 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	Originally fucked with through FlamingText.com, though it was later used in pure photoshop. And...of course I do.

12-22-2008, 06:16 AM	#20 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	I think stickers need to be made..the kind that are really hard to get off (like those WCHS parking thingies).. Like thousands of them..then they need to be plastered everywhere.
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

12-22-2008, 10:49 AM	#21 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	Did someone say Pedo-bear stickers?
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

12-22-2008, 07:27 PM	#22 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	i say we rebrand the pedo bear and make him the new nubblies sex bear... then plaster him everywhere.. then there will be controversy all of the internet
	___________________ 3:o) horned creatures...wat wat ___________________

12-22-2008, 08:07 PM	#24 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	so close, yet so far.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

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