Is THEINCREDIBLEdork a piece of shit? **UPDATE**: Yes!

[Orgazmo]

A wise man once spoke to me the following:

A man is only as good as his word.

Is THEINCREDIBLEdork a good man? Or is he a piece of shit?

On the evening of January 9th, 2009, I found myself talking with him about random shit online. During this talk, my plans of traveling to Fort Wayne the following evening (this evening) came about. I told him of these plans...but disclaimed that the Fort was scheduled to be raped with winter weather. If it worked out that the weather kept the trip of happening, I asked if THEINCREDIBLEdork would be interested in leaving his parents' house a night early (returning to college from Winter Break) to hang out. The conversation is below:

THEINCREDIBLEdork:: where are you traveling to?
Gaz: otherwise i'd have the kitten fuck you with a strap on
THEINCREDIBLEdork:: haha
Gaz: fort wayne to have an evening with stab and dramamine
THEINCREDIBLEdork:: kewl
Gaz: ...but I hear it's snowing like a motherfucker up there
i mean
throwing this out there
toss it back
THEINCREDIBLEdork:: don't get fucking stuck
Gaz: but there's a chance that at like 5pm tomorrow...it's too treacherous to make that trip
do you see where this is going?
THEINCREDIBLEdork:: ???? no i lost you at "toss it back"
Gaz: if I decide tomorrow evening that the trip can't be made
we'll just be staying here
mb dd comes down
tongue comes up
AND YOU SIR
YOU COULD LEAVE YOUR HOUSE EARLY
come down tmrw night instead of sunday
THEINCREDIBLEdork:: so youre saying come tmrw night?
Gaz: only if ft wayne is a shithole of ice
and we can't go there
but i'd put it at 50/50
supposed to get 6-10 tonight
THEINCREDIBLEdork:: wow thats weird we have same short version of tmrw
well, that can be done
Gaz: good shit

As you can see, THEINCREDIBLEdork claimed that he could come down the following evening. This evening.

Based on this, and the fact that Tits and I had to forsake the Fort Wayne plans, I decided to put together an evening. DD was called into the mix. Tongue was contacted (fruitlessly). The evening was looking nice.

...until I called THEINCREDIBLEdork to confirm.

Evidently he doesn't feel like driving 3 hours now.

As it stands, the man is set to call me in a few hours with a final decision. When he does that, I'll let you all know the answer posed in the title of this thread.

Thank you and stay tuned.