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Landing Strip · 02-02-2009, 01:55 AM

The other night I had quite an interesting dream involving a few fellow Nubblites.

It was situated in Gaz's living room. F3lix, UB, Gaz, and ID were playing a game of who could splooge the fastest. Being that this was my first Nubblies gathering, I was surprised that it seemed to be filled with normality. The splooge-fest started and the frantic jerking off had begun. As I monitor the game's progression, I notice something peculiar. I glance towards ID's corner to find he is using a device. Being aided by what appears to be some sort of a sleeve, ID is racing down the home stretch. With seemingly no hope for the others, ID leaves them in the dust and blasts a load all over f3lix's face (like that's the first time).

The king of the arcade has won again.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-02-2009, 07:02 AM

Yes! Victory!

hfam95 · 02-02-2009, 11:43 AM

Hall of fame thread.

Orgazmo · 02-02-2009, 12:15 PM

I move that we affix an asterisk to ID's victory. It is to be assumed in all circle jerks that devices are not allowed.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-02-2009, 12:39 PM

Dude I never jerk off without my jerkin' sleeve.

Landing Strip · 02-02-2009, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

I move that we affix an asterisk to ID's victory. It is to be assumed in all circle jerks that devices are not allowed.

There were no rules broken by whacking off with ID's device in the dream. Perhaps when you guys do this again in real life, the assumed rule can be followed accordingly.

Mr. Blonde · 02-02-2009, 09:19 PM

Now THATS a nubblies gathering I would go to!

Landing Strip · 02-02-2009, 09:22 PM

(f3lix's cabin party is coming up)

Mr. Blonde · 02-02-2009, 09:23 PM

Alas, I will not be in the country.

Landing Strip · 02-02-2009, 09:27 PM

That suxxors. I'm sure if there were a massive jerking session, it'd be videotaped and posted on kick ass video of the day.

f3lix · 02-02-2009, 10:18 PM

It'd probably be posted in the "everybody but blonde" group.

Ugly Bastard · 02-02-2009, 10:46 PM

f3lix, do you need to be reminded about Rule #2 of that group?

Anyway, hilarious post. ID wouldn't stand a chance if you weren't allowed to look at porn though. Oh god I just had a very distasteful thought. Let's just say it involved ID keeping a nice long gaze on BT to help aid his path to victory and leave it at that.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-02-2009, 11:01 PM

I think you just failed very hard at being subtle with your thoughts there Ugly bastard.

Landing Strip · 02-02-2009, 11:07 PM

ew ew ew ew.

f3lix · 02-02-2009, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

f3lix, do you need to be reminded about Rule #2 of that group?

Must you be reminded of rules 1, 3, 4, 6, 9, and 11?

Orgazmo · 02-02-2009, 11:16 PM

ID: Have you ever masturbated while you've thought about Banana Tits?

I won't be mad. Just be honest.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-02-2009, 11:29 PM

That's kind of a loaded question.

If I had a girlfriend that would be like me jerking off to my girlfriend's x-boyfriend. Or if I was a chick twiddling to my boyfriend's X.

However, sometimes I close my eyes and pretend I'm Orgazmo, and I'm inside Orgazmo's body. As Orgazmo, I stand in front of the bathroom mirror and slowly take off all of my clothing. I start near my collar bone and slowly encircle a finger around and around my chest, slowly swirling towards my nipple. As I moan in agony, I hear Banana tits call from the other room and ask what I'm doing. "Nothing!" I reply as I quickly put back on my wolf shirt and pants...

I guess in that sense I guess I have been masturbating while I've thought about BT.

f3lix · 02-02-2009, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

sometimes I close my eyes and pretend I'm inside Orgazmo's body.

fag

Landing Strip · 02-03-2009, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

That's kind of a loaded question.

If I had a girlfriend that would be like me jerking off to my girlfriend's x-boyfriend. Or if I was a chick twiddling to my boyfriend's X.

However, sometimes I close my eyes and pretend I'm Orgazmo, and I'm inside Orgazmo's body. As Orgazmo, I stand in front of the bathroom mirror and slowly take off all of my clothing. I start near my collar bone and slowly encircle a finger around and around my chest, slowly swirling towards my nipple. As I moan in agony, I hear Banana tits call from the other room and ask what I'm doing. "Nothing!" I reply as I quickly put back on my wolf shirt and pants...

I guess in that sense I guess I have been masturbating while I've thought about BT.

ridiculously funny.

DJ FC · 02-06-2009, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Landing Strip

The king of the arcade has won again.

And lost his throne.

02-02-2009, 01:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
Landing Strip Resident Pube Inspector Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 96 Internets: 299	Does she swallow? The other night I had quite an interesting dream involving a few fellow Nubblites. It was situated in Gaz's living room. F3lix, UB, Gaz, and ID were playing a game of who could splooge the fastest. Being that this was my first Nubblies gathering, I was surprised that it seemed to be filled with normality. The splooge-fest started and the frantic jerking off had begun. As I monitor the game's progression, I notice something peculiar. I glance towards ID's corner to find he is using a device. Being aided by what appears to be some sort of a sleeve, ID is racing down the home stretch. With seemingly no hope for the others, ID leaves them in the dust and blasts a load all over f3lix's face (like that's the first time). The king of the arcade has won again.

02-02-2009, 07:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Yes! Victory!
	#YOLO

02-02-2009, 12:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Dude I never jerk off without my jerkin' sleeve.
	#YOLO

02-02-2009, 11:01 PM	#13 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I think you just failed very hard at being subtle with your thoughts there Ugly bastard.
	#YOLO

02-02-2009, 11:29 PM	#17 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	That's kind of a loaded question. If I had a girlfriend that would be like me jerking off to my girlfriend's x-boyfriend. Or if I was a chick twiddling to my boyfriend's X. However, sometimes I close my eyes and pretend I'm Orgazmo, and I'm inside Orgazmo's body. As Orgazmo, I stand in front of the bathroom mirror and slowly take off all of my clothing. I start near my collar bone and slowly encircle a finger around and around my chest, slowly swirling towards my nipple. As I moan in agony, I hear Banana tits call from the other room and ask what I'm doing. "Nothing!" I reply as I quickly put back on my wolf shirt and pants... I guess in that sense I guess I have been masturbating while I've thought about BT.
	#YOLO

02-02-2009, 11:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
hfam95 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: VA Posts: 207 Internets: 1129	Hall of fame thread.

02-02-2009, 12:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	I move that we affix an asterisk to ID's victory. It is to be assumed in all circle jerks that devices are not allowed.

02-02-2009, 09:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Now THATS a nubblies gathering I would go to!

02-02-2009, 09:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
Landing Strip Resident Pube Inspector Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 96 Internets: 299	(f3lix's cabin party is coming up)

02-02-2009, 09:23 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Alas, I will not be in the country.

02-02-2009, 09:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
Landing Strip Resident Pube Inspector Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 96 Internets: 299	That suxxors. I'm sure if there were a massive jerking session, it'd be videotaped and posted on kick ass video of the day.

02-02-2009, 10:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	It'd probably be posted in the "everybody but blonde" group.

02-02-2009, 10:46 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	f3lix, do you need to be reminded about Rule #2 of that group? Anyway, hilarious post. ID wouldn't stand a chance if you weren't allowed to look at porn though. Oh god I just had a very distasteful thought. Let's just say it involved ID keeping a nice long gaze on BT to help aid his path to victory and leave it at that.

02-02-2009, 11:07 PM	#14 (permalink)
Landing Strip Resident Pube Inspector Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 96 Internets: 299	ew ew ew ew.

02-02-2009, 11:16 PM	#16 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	ID: Have you ever masturbated while you've thought about Banana Tits? I won't be mad. Just be honest.