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Ugly Bastard · 04-30-2009, 02:46 PM

Got similar shit from my Grandma today:

Quote:

I just read where Biden advised his family not to fly, so I sure don't want to encourage you two to come for our anniversary at the cost of your health. Please wait and see how this flu thing plays out by then. We would miss you terribly, but don't want you to get ill! Love, Gram

Women are so fearful and stupid.

Orgazmo · 04-30-2009, 03:09 PM

We're obviously going to have to push the cabin party get together back a couple of years.

God damnit, this sucks.

Ugly Bastard · 04-30-2009, 03:47 PM

Nubblies member most likely to get swine flu first and why. Go.

SittinOnDubs

He's out there in the elements all the time right on the Mexican border coming into contact with the filthy swine flu ridden sons of bitches on a daily basis.

DJ FC · 04-30-2009, 04:45 PM

StAnky : Dirty fucking Mexican

Orgazmo · 04-30-2009, 05:11 PM

Not a member to my knowledge, but ID's brother, Mitch: He'll be sharing air in a tight space and has a tendency to go long periods of time without washing his hands.

Ugly Bastard · 04-30-2009, 05:17 PM

Me?

Toddler who died of swine flu visited Houston mall

The mall they're referring to is where the girl I'm currently having sex with works. I can feel the walls closing in already.

Orgazmo · 04-30-2009, 05:29 PM

I pray to christ he didn't sneeze on her vagina during that visit. If so, your dick might already be dead.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 04-30-2009, 10:00 PM

LOL @ getting the same type of messages from my mom.

Goddamn this swine flu. For work, I have to take all kinds of stupid ass online training courses for this shit. I also have to re-take training on the avian flu, for whatever reason. Such a waste of time.

Only real precaution that I find myself doing more often is just sanitizing hands after dealing with the aliens. I wear gloves 100% of the time when dealing with those bastards, always have, always will. I'll probably rock a mask whenever I'm working the processing area.

DDTempest · 04-30-2009, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Nubblies member most likely to get swine flu first and why. Go.

Hi, I work at a fucking pharmacy.

Ugly Bastard · 04-30-2009, 11:43 PM

LOL man that must suck.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 04-30-2009, 11:43 PM

Should I Be Worried About Swine Flu?

f3lix · 05-01-2009, 03:42 AM

Doctors of ERs are pissed about this because hospitals tend to lose lots of money when this kind of shit happens. Due to our wild ass regulations, a hospital cannot reject people, despite them not having insurance. All these people require care since they THINK they have Swine Flu. Fuck all this. I pay for health insurance and these fucks get free health care.

Ugly Bastard · 05-01-2009, 11:48 AM

Believe me, the health care you're getting > the health care they're getting.

DJ FC · 05-07-2009, 02:50 PM

It's so dumb and sad that kids missed their prom over something which isn't very common and probably not very life threatening. Or that sporting events are canceled. Or that people spend lots of $$$ on masks and don't go to work. It's all a fucking sham and a shame.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 05-08-2009, 03:49 AM

oh waah I missed my prom I think I'm going to end my life now.

Shut your face bitch.

Pliedes · 05-08-2009, 08:02 AM

I went to prom every year for four years.... what a fucking waste of time. Also I was on student council, and every year I suggested 'stairway to heaven' as the theme, and every year those rat bastards shot me down. Though on a more positive note, former member Victim and I once (almost, so close) got Warsaw's homecoming theme to be "Hooray for Hygiene". We were just fucking with people, but imagine our surprise when it turned out to be a better idea than most other suggestions.

Mr. Blonde · 05-08-2009, 09:41 AM

I went to prom once and it was terrible. I didn't hit puberty till i was like 18, it sucked. what a rotten rite of passage. i even went in a white tux, what a douche.

Dent · 05-08-2009, 09:53 AM

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 05-08-2009, 11:26 AM

how did this pig flew thread turn into chatter about prom? jesus h christ.

f3lix · 05-09-2009, 02:34 AM

Wow... Dent looks more retarded than I originally thought.

Orgazmo · 05-09-2009, 10:16 AM

Have you seen him nude?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 05-09-2009, 12:27 PM

hes not the one in the white but the tall one with the large penis

ProfessorNumber · 06-17-2009, 09:53 PM

blame it on the flu , got you feelin blue, blame it on the swine got you feeling blind. blame it on the mex mex mex mex mexicans

malibu · 06-19-2009, 02:27 AM

It was once said the day we saw a black president would be the day pigs fly, well swine flu. Quite a damn coincidence.

S.tupid
W.etbacks
I.nfecting
N.early
E.veryone

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-19-2009, 02:44 AM

congratulations on your first positive rep I have awarded you malibu.

04-30-2009, 04:45 PM	#29 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	StAnky : Dirty fucking Mexican
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

05-07-2009, 02:50 PM	#39 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	It's so dumb and sad that kids missed their prom over something which isn't very common and probably not very life threatening. Or that sporting events are canceled. Or that people spend lots of $$$ on masks and don't go to work. It's all a fucking sham and a shame.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

05-08-2009, 03:49 AM	#40 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	oh waah I missed my prom I think I'm going to end my life now. Shut your face bitch.
	#YOLO

05-08-2009, 09:53 AM	#43 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,508 Internets: 177361	.
	Last edited by Dent; 09-11-2013 at 05:21 PM.

05-08-2009, 11:26 AM	#44 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	how did this pig flew thread turn into chatter about prom? jesus h christ.
	#YOLO

04-30-2009, 03:09 PM	#27 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	We're obviously going to have to push the cabin party get together back a couple of years. God damnit, this sucks.

04-30-2009, 03:47 PM	#28 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Nubblies member most likely to get swine flu first and why. Go. SittinOnDubs He's out there in the elements all the time right on the Mexican border coming into contact with the filthy swine flu ridden sons of bitches on a daily basis.

04-30-2009, 05:11 PM	#30 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Not a member to my knowledge, but ID's brother, Mitch: He'll be sharing air in a tight space and has a tendency to go long periods of time without washing his hands.

04-30-2009, 05:17 PM	#31 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Me? Toddler who died of swine flu visited Houston mall The mall they're referring to is where the girl I'm currently having sex with works. I can feel the walls closing in already.

04-30-2009, 05:29 PM	#32 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I pray to christ he didn't sneeze on her vagina during that visit. If so, your dick might already be dead.

04-30-2009, 10:00 PM	#33 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	LOL @ getting the same type of messages from my mom. Goddamn this swine flu. For work, I have to take all kinds of stupid ass online training courses for this shit. I also have to re-take training on the avian flu, for whatever reason. Such a waste of time. Only real precaution that I find myself doing more often is just sanitizing hands after dealing with the aliens. I wear gloves 100% of the time when dealing with those bastards, always have, always will. I'll probably rock a mask whenever I'm working the processing area.

04-30-2009, 11:43 PM	#35 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	LOL man that must suck.

04-30-2009, 11:43 PM	#36 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	Should I Be Worried About Swine Flu?

05-01-2009, 03:42 AM	#37 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Doctors of ERs are pissed about this because hospitals tend to lose lots of money when this kind of shit happens. Due to our wild ass regulations, a hospital cannot reject people, despite them not having insurance. All these people require care since they THINK they have Swine Flu. Fuck all this. I pay for health insurance and these fucks get free health care.

05-01-2009, 11:48 AM	#38 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Believe me, the health care you're getting > the health care they're getting.

05-08-2009, 08:02 AM	#41 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I went to prom every year for four years.... what a fucking waste of time. Also I was on student council, and every year I suggested 'stairway to heaven' as the theme, and every year those rat bastards shot me down. Though on a more positive note, former member Victim and I once (almost, so close) got Warsaw's homecoming theme to be "Hooray for Hygiene". We were just fucking with people, but imagine our surprise when it turned out to be a better idea than most other suggestions.

05-08-2009, 09:41 AM	#42 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I went to prom once and it was terrible. I didn't hit puberty till i was like 18, it sucked. what a rotten rite of passage. i even went in a white tux, what a douche.

05-09-2009, 02:34 AM	#45 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Wow... Dent looks more retarded than I originally thought.

05-09-2009, 10:16 AM	#46 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Have you seen him nude?

05-09-2009, 12:27 PM	#47 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	hes not the one in the white but the tall one with the large penis
	#YOLO Last edited by THEINCREDIBLEdork; 05-09-2009 at 12:28 PM.

06-17-2009, 09:53 PM	#48 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	blame it on the flu , got you feelin blue, blame it on the swine got you feeling blind. blame it on the mex mex mex mex mexicans
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

06-19-2009, 02:27 AM	#49 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	It was once said the day we saw a black president would be the day pigs fly, well swine flu. Quite a damn coincidence. S.tupid W.etbacks I.nfecting N.early E.veryone
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

06-19-2009, 02:44 AM	#50 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	congratulations on your first positive rep I have awarded you malibu.
	#YOLO

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