Michael Jackson is fucking DEAD (and he's never coming back) - Nubblies.net Forums

DJ FC · 06-25-2009, 04:58 PM

!!!!!

Orgazmo · 06-25-2009, 05:10 PM

God damnit, you've beaten me to it. Beaten it. Beat it.

ninjaface · 06-25-2009, 05:40 PM

Looks like he's not so invincible after all.

DJ FC · 06-25-2009, 05:45 PM

Is there any chance of foul play? This could be the work of a Smooth Criminal

StabMaster Arson · 06-25-2009, 05:55 PM

I heard he died from food poisoning, he ate a 9 year old weiner.

Repugnant Abomination · 06-25-2009, 06:05 PM

Wow, crazy.

C00ter · 06-25-2009, 06:16 PM

I heard he choked on 12 year old dicks.

Orgazmo · 06-25-2009, 07:07 PM

Supposedly the last picture of him:

Michael Jackson: Exclusive Last Photo

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-25-2009, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StabMaster Arson

I heard he died from food poisoning, he ate a 9 year old weiner.

If you didn't laugh hard at this, you should take a moment to re-read it and let it sink in, and then laugh hard at it.

StabMaster Arson · 06-25-2009, 11:29 PM

malibu · 06-26-2009, 12:15 AM

YouTube - Michael Jackson - Thriller

Guess this wasn't as far away as he thought... only difference, he's white now...

Seve Ballesteros · 06-26-2009, 12:41 AM

Don't blame it on the boogie

malibu · 06-26-2009, 03:20 AM

the guy definitely could bust a move in his day, I'll give him that

f3lix · 06-26-2009, 04:24 AM

Plans were to cremate his body, but since he's made up of 99% plastic, they'll instead melt him into legos so that children can now return the favor by playing with him.

Mr. Blonde · 06-26-2009, 10:55 AM

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Films?

A: Disney films can still touch kids.

Orgazmo · 06-26-2009, 11:58 AM

Why did Michael Jackson die at 3:15?
It's when the big hand touches the small hand.

Michael Jackson had to cancel his upcoming dates.
They were this weekend with Thomas (age 7) and Michael (age 9)

*knock knock*
Who's there?
Not Michael Jackson. He's dead.

So Farrah Fawcett dies and gets to heaven. When she arrives, God grants her one last wish. She asks that all the children on earth be safe. The rest is history.

The real question about the death is whether or not his organs will continue to be donated to children.

Mr. Blonde · 06-26-2009, 12:23 PM

last two are fucking gold.

ninjaface · 06-26-2009, 05:12 PM

TwoBlackEyes · 06-26-2009, 05:14 PM

What's the difference between MJ and Farrah Fawcett?

Young boys like to pin Farrah on their bedroom walls.

ninjaface · 06-26-2009, 05:20 PM

I'd like to see an addition to that joke. something to the effect of "While Michael Jackson likes to pin young boys to his bedroom walls". its not perfect, but the joke seems incomplete.

TwoBlackEyes · 06-26-2009, 05:45 PM

Taking it farther would be the equivalent of explaining the joke. You're supposed to have to think for a second.

But perhaps we don't share the same comedic tastes.

You might like this one better:

How is Neil Armstrong different from Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.... and Michael Jackson fucks young boys.

Cocktooth · 06-27-2009, 02:32 AM

All perfect. I've stolen all of them!

f3lix · 06-27-2009, 03:00 AM

What do KMart and MJ have in common?

The both have boy's underwear half off.

TwoBlackEyes · 06-27-2009, 08:28 AM

What are MJ, Farrah and Ed McMahon getting for Christmas this year?

Patrick Swayze

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-27-2009, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwoBlackEyes

What are MJ, Farrah and Ed McMahon getting for Christmas this year?

Patrick Swayze

Oh my fucking god thats deliciously horrible.

06-25-2009, 04:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	Michael Jackson is fucking DEAD (and he's never coming back) !!!!!
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

06-25-2009, 05:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	Is there any chance of foul play? This could be the work of a Smooth Criminal
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

06-25-2009, 05:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I heard he died from food poisoning, he ate a 9 year old weiner.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

06-25-2009, 11:29 PM	#10 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425
	LEGALIZE CRIME! Last edited by StabMaster Arson; 06-25-2009 at 11:32 PM.

06-26-2009, 03:20 AM	#13 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	the guy definitely could bust a move in his day, I'll give him that
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

06-25-2009, 05:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	God damnit, you've beaten me to it. Beaten it. Beat it.

06-25-2009, 05:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Looks like he's not so invincible after all.

06-25-2009, 06:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Wow, crazy.

06-25-2009, 06:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
C00ter Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: MBury! Posts: 119 Internets: 546	I heard he choked on 12 year old dicks.

06-25-2009, 07:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	Supposedly the last picture of him: Michael Jackson: Exclusive Last Photo

06-26-2009, 12:41 AM	#12 (permalink)
Seve Ballesteros Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Madrid Posts: 26 Internets: 2348	Don't blame it on the boogie

06-26-2009, 04:24 AM	#14 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Plans were to cremate his body, but since he's made up of 99% plastic, they'll instead melt him into legos so that children can now return the favor by playing with him.

06-26-2009, 10:55 AM	#15 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Films? A: Disney films can still touch kids.

06-26-2009, 11:58 AM	#16 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	Why did Michael Jackson die at 3:15? It's when the big hand touches the small hand. Michael Jackson had to cancel his upcoming dates. They were this weekend with Thomas (age 7) and Michael (age 9) knock knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson. He's dead. So Farrah Fawcett dies and gets to heaven. When she arrives, God grants her one last wish. She asks that all the children on earth be safe. The rest is history. The real question about the death is whether or not his organs will continue to be donated to children.

06-26-2009, 12:23 PM	#17 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	last two are fucking gold.

06-26-2009, 05:12 PM	#18 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144

06-26-2009, 05:14 PM	#19 (permalink)
TwoBlackEyes Been told twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 312 Internets: 1299	What's the difference between MJ and Farrah Fawcett? Young boys like to pin Farrah on their bedroom walls.

06-26-2009, 05:20 PM	#20 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I'd like to see an addition to that joke. something to the effect of "While Michael Jackson likes to pin young boys to his bedroom walls". its not perfect, but the joke seems incomplete.

06-26-2009, 05:45 PM	#21 (permalink)
TwoBlackEyes Been told twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 312 Internets: 1299	Taking it farther would be the equivalent of explaining the joke. You're supposed to have to think for a second. But perhaps we don't share the same comedic tastes. You might like this one better: How is Neil Armstrong different from Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.... and Michael Jackson fucks young boys.

06-27-2009, 02:32 AM	#22 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	All perfect. I've stolen all of them!
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

06-27-2009, 03:00 AM	#23 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	What do KMart and MJ have in common? The both have boy's underwear half off.

06-27-2009, 08:28 AM	#24 (permalink)
TwoBlackEyes Been told twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 312 Internets: 1299	What are MJ, Farrah and Ed McMahon getting for Christmas this year? Patrick Swayze