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C00ter · 06-28-2009, 11:54 AM

Police: TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at home
The Associated Press
The world has lost another famous voice, this one belonging to TV pitchman Billy Mays.

Tampa police say Billy Mays, the television pitchman known for his boisterous hawking of products such as Orange Glo and OxiClean, has died. He was 50.

Authorities say Mays was pronounced dead Sunday morning after being found by his wife at home. There were no signs of a break-in, and investigators do not suspect foul play. The coroner's office expects to have an autopsy done by Monday afternoon.

Mays' wife, Deborah Mays, says the family doesn't expect to make any public statements and asked for privacy.

Mays was also featured on the reality TV show "Pitchmen" on the Discovery Channel, which followed Mays and Anthony Sullivan in their marketing jobs.

Discovery Channel spokeswoman Elizabeth Hillman released a statement Sunday extending sympathy to the Mays family.

"Everyone that knows him was aware of his larger-than-life personality, generosity and warmth," Hillman's statement said. "Billy was a pioneer in his field and helped many people fulfill their dreams. He will be greatly missed as a loyal and compassionate friend."

Source: Police: TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at home - Kansas City Star

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-28-2009, 12:42 PM

things are going to get pretty ridiculous on the internets in the next couple weeks

Orgazmo · 06-28-2009, 01:12 PM

This is getting out of hand.

TwoBlackEyes · 06-28-2009, 01:29 PM

How in the FUCK is Patrick Swayze outliving all of these people?

vaga1220 * · 06-28-2009, 03:39 PM

I'll pour a 40 of orange glow for Billy Mays. Godspeed you crazy bastard.

f3lix · 06-28-2009, 03:59 PM

This one is a lot harder to pull of some play on words

StabMaster Arson · 06-28-2009, 06:38 PM

he bumped his head, went to bed and didn't get up in the morning.

DDTempest · 06-28-2009, 08:13 PM

Vince probably killed him with his own products ...

SittinOnDubsWGW · 06-28-2009, 08:28 PM

Guess he won't be back with anymore amazing products, such as this...

YouTube - Billy Mays -- Big City Slider

My guess is Colonel Musturd, in the library, with the awesome auger.

Mr. Blonde · 06-28-2009, 09:40 PM

now he will be able to start anew in the afterlife with a clean slate.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 06-28-2009, 10:28 PM

it was like his caps lock key was broken IRL.

Mr. Blonde · 06-29-2009, 12:58 PM

They say celebs die in threes. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

Μr. Blonde · 06-29-2009, 01:16 PM

They say celebs lie in trees. Leave it to Billy Mays to grow in one nexta THE DEAD SEA!

StabMaster Arson · 06-29-2009, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SittinOnDubsWGW

it was like his caps lock key was broken IRL.

dying was the only thing he did quietly

malibu · 06-30-2009, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TwoBlackEyes

What are MJ, Farrah and Ed McMahon getting for Christmas this year?

Patrick Swayze

Guess it turned out to be Billy Mays instead...

ninjaface · 06-30-2009, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by malibu

Guess it turned out to be Billy Mays instead...

No, it didn't. Billy Mays died on June 28th. Christmas is December 25th.

Mr. Blonde · 06-30-2009, 08:19 AM

yeah malibu. you're a dumb bitch.

vaga1220 * · 07-05-2009, 02:56 PM

ninjaface · 07-05-2009, 03:19 PM

06-28-2009, 11:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
C00ter Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: MBury! Posts: 119 Internets: 546	Billy Mays is dead and he's never coming back!!!! Police: TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at home The Associated Press The world has lost another famous voice, this one belonging to TV pitchman Billy Mays. Tampa police say Billy Mays, the television pitchman known for his boisterous hawking of products such as Orange Glo and OxiClean, has died. He was 50. Authorities say Mays was pronounced dead Sunday morning after being found by his wife at home. There were no signs of a break-in, and investigators do not suspect foul play. The coroner's office expects to have an autopsy done by Monday afternoon. Mays' wife, Deborah Mays, says the family doesn't expect to make any public statements and asked for privacy. Mays was also featured on the reality TV show "Pitchmen" on the Discovery Channel, which followed Mays and Anthony Sullivan in their marketing jobs. Discovery Channel spokeswoman Elizabeth Hillman released a statement Sunday extending sympathy to the Mays family. "Everyone that knows him was aware of his larger-than-life personality, generosity and warmth," Hillman's statement said. "Billy was a pioneer in his field and helped many people fulfill their dreams. He will be greatly missed as a loyal and compassionate friend." Source: Police: TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at home - Kansas City Star

06-28-2009, 12:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	things are going to get pretty ridiculous on the internets in the next couple weeks
	#YOLO

06-28-2009, 03:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	I'll pour a 40 of orange glow for Billy Mays. Godspeed you crazy bastard.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

06-28-2009, 06:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	he bumped his head, went to bed and didn't get up in the morning.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

06-29-2009, 01:16 PM	#13 (permalink)
Μr. Blonde Senior Member = Old Cock Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Asia Posts: 20 Internets: 649	They say celebs lie in trees. Leave it to Billy Mays to grow in one nexta THE DEAD SEA!
	Last edited by Μr. Blonde; 06-29-2009 at 02:23 PM.

06-28-2009, 01:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	This is getting out of hand.

06-28-2009, 01:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
TwoBlackEyes Been told twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 312 Internets: 1299	How in the FUCK is Patrick Swayze outliving all of these people?

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f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	This one is a lot harder to pull of some play on words

06-28-2009, 09:40 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	now he will be able to start anew in the afterlife with a clean slate.

06-28-2009, 10:28 PM	#11 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	it was like his caps lock key was broken IRL.

06-29-2009, 12:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	They say celebs die in threes. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

06-30-2009, 08:19 AM	#17 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	yeah malibu. you're a dumb bitch.

07-05-2009, 02:56 PM	#18 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

07-05-2009, 03:19 PM	#19 (permalink)
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