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BarryJive · 03-23-2004, 06:46 AM

Have you ever written a last minute paper full of 99% bullshit? This is a thread to post your most brazenly stupid quotes from your own paper, that are just meant to fill some stupid page requirement. God this paper would have been so much better had it not been for the fact that I had to convolute it with a bunch of crap to to get five pages out of it.

from a paper on Christopher Guest's Waiting for Guffman...

When Corky mentions that he buys all of his wife’s clothes we get the subtext because through the observational mode of representation we saw how Corky lives, how he dances, and what he wears, we even know that when he is stressed out he likes to take bubble baths.

WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!

03-23-2004, 06:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
BarryJive Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 358 Internets: 44	Have you ever written a last minute paper full of 99% bullshit? This is a thread to post your most brazenly stupid quotes from your own paper, that are just meant to fill some stupid page requirement. God this paper would have been so much better had it not been for the fact that I had to convolute it with a bunch of crap to to get five pages out of it. from a paper on Christopher Guest's Waiting for Guffman... When Corky mentions that he buys all of his wife’s clothes we get the subtext because through the observational mode of representation we saw how Corky lives, how he dances, and what he wears, we even know that when he is stressed out he likes to take bubble baths. WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!
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