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Unread 01-15-2006, 09:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ok, so I have this project in one of my business classes and it's going to suck. I have to borrow $20 interest free from somebody and I have to make 700% profit by the end of the semester for 20/30 points and 2000% or more for the full 30 points. Now he said we could do shit like babysitting, but there is also another 20 points that the class decides on how entrepreneurial it is and he averages what everbody puts and that's your grade out of 20. So if you did babysitting, you would pretty much lose all of those 20 points.

I need some ideas here because I don't have any idea what I'm going to do right now.

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Unread 01-15-2006, 11:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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It's cheesy - but it works:

My friend bought roses from Wal-Mart and sold them outside the bars for something like a 5X markup for his entrepreneurship project. He ran out of roses before 11pm.
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My friend bought roses from Wal-Mart and sold them outside the bars for something like a 5X markup for his entrepreneurship project. He ran out of roses before 11pm.
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yeah, that's a damn good idea, i don't know if he'd have the same kind of bar turnout your friend had at IU though

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invest the 20 in a couple banana hammocks and go shake your ass as a go-go boy at the local gay bar

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Or go fuck gorillas for quarters at the corner of mckinley and stuartbout...that'd probably get you some cash for cheap.
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where's stuartbout again? just checking.

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dont even spend the 20 bucks.
have somebody spot you some blow.
step on it.
sell it.
bam, entrepreneur.

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This can not have anything to do with drugs or alcohol, it can't be illegal, and it can not reflect negatively on the university.

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Another options: You could just start signing autographs.
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i got it.
Pizzas.
buy some dough, cheese and a couple cans of tomatoes.
pre make them and sell them in the dorms or outside the bars.

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Spend the $20 on a cheap dress shirt and even cheaper tie and use that to get a job. You'd hit well over your 700% on your first paycheck.

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buy $20 worth of makeup and suck dicks for money

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That's just another version of what I said.

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