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fat_retard · 05-30-2005, 12:23 AM

Mine were Video Game Console and Narwhal. Both were guessed. I'm trying again, this time I'm going to say Digital Camera.

It couldn't guess Digital Camera for some reason.

[ May 29, 2005, 10:30 PM: Message edited by: fat_retard ]

Orgazmo · 05-30-2005, 12:31 AM

It guessed digital camera for me when the real answer was iPod. It eventually got around to "mp3 player". I let it slide.

fat_retard · 05-30-2005, 12:36 AM

Maybe Lord Vader isn't as intelligent as we expected.

Orgazmo · 05-30-2005, 12:38 AM

It was very off on "Dildo". I'm starting to doubt him as well.

f3lix · 05-30-2005, 01:40 AM

He couldn't get microwave.

Orgazmo · 05-30-2005, 02:34 AM

The fuck he couldn't. You must have lied to him.

You can't lie to him, F3lix.

Repugnant Abomination · 05-30-2005, 03:55 AM

He is not one to trifle with...

Ironic Mustache · 05-31-2005, 12:29 PM

I tried penis and he said "muscle" so I gave it to him. His guess right before that was, "Is it shaped like a hot dog?"

06-02-2005, 11:37 PM

He took 26 questions to get "A Glass"

Lord Vader correctly guessed "Dachshund" in 16 questions. (Even though he guessed "Is it shaped like a hot dog" on question 10, you would think he could have gotten it earlier.)

But as to a website of the day:
http://douweosinga.com/projects/poetryintranslation

It uses Google to translate English into German into French back into German, then back into English in one step, and you can get some funny replys.

[ June 02, 2005, 10:18 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

Orgazmo · 06-02-2005, 11:47 PM

Input: I had sex with her.
Output: I had the sex with him.

Pliedes · 06-03-2005, 05:38 AM

Input:I'd pee in her butt.
Output:Me pee in their piston.

06-03-2005, 05:42 AM

Input:Bitches aint shit.
Output:Weibchenaintscheisse.

Input:Eat my shit, then shit it out, then eat it again.
Output:If you then eat to him outside my Scheisse, you scheissen, you eat him again then.

[ June 03, 2005, 03:45 AM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

Ironic Mustache · 06-03-2005, 12:12 PM

Input:I drink my own urine, it keeps me regular. Plus I like the taste of it.

OutputI to drink my own urine, to hold me regular. More I want the taste of him.

theMerciless1 · 06-03-2005, 01:05 PM

that fucker guess zit, hemmoroid and chicken pox for herpes. not bad

06-03-2005, 04:26 PM

After allready guessing "An Atom," "An Electron," "A Neutron," and "A Quark," Darth Vader then suggests:

Yet somehow he hasn't been programmed to guess "The Force?" Maybe "The Force," isn't an object per se but Darth should know better than to rely on such a technicality, especially when he makes guesses such as "Exercise," "Gravity," "Radiation," "Beauty," and "Sex" (Which he guessed twice when my object was 'A Condom')

Ironic Mustache · 06-03-2005, 04:56 PM

The force is strong in Ironic Mustache. I just won a free shake, free french toast and a free small fries at Burger King for scratching the correct prize thing off. I scratched the other things off too just to see and apparently you actually do lose 50% of the time.

MAGICLIT · 06-03-2005, 06:30 PM

Input Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche and a roamer in the night

Output fact blindly by the light, rolled up in top like a shower and more roamer in the night

I like how douche somehow gets translated to shower, classic.

St. Anky · 06-03-2005, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
[QB]Input Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche and a roamer in the night
QB]

you do nkow its deuce right?

MAGICLIT · 06-03-2005, 06:54 PM

no, because its not.

ProfessorNumber · 06-03-2005, 07:07 PM

Yes, it is deuce. However, the song clearly sounds like it says douche. If you look at the rest of the lyrics it really wouldn't make sense for a rock band to be singing about feminine products.

Carnivorous Flavor · 06-03-2005, 07:13 PM

its "revved up like a duece, another runner in the night"...a reference to street drag racing...and not that faggot ass honda fast and furious type either....real cars, v-8s, motherfuckers

bloodyfart · 06-03-2005, 07:15 PM

america, fuck yeah

MAGICLIT · 06-03-2005, 07:19 PM

i made it up, sounds better to me.

Carnivorous Flavor · 06-03-2005, 07:21 PM

douche roamer does have a nice ring to it.....

06-03-2005, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
I like how douche somehow gets translated to shower, classic.

Douche means shower in French.

[ June 03, 2005, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

05-31-2005, 12:29 PM	#383 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I tried penis and he said "muscle" so I gave it to him. His guess right before that was, "Is it shaped like a hot dog?"
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-02-2005, 11:37 PM	#384 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	He took 26 questions to get "A Glass" Lord Vader correctly guessed "Dachshund" in 16 questions. (Even though he guessed "Is it shaped like a hot dog" on question 10, you would think he could have gotten it earlier.) But as to a website of the day: http://douweosinga.com/projects/poetryintranslation It uses Google to translate English into German into French back into German, then back into English in one step, and you can get some funny replys. [ June 02, 2005, 10:18 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

06-03-2005, 05:42 AM	#387 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Input:Bitches aint shit. Output:Weibchenaintscheisse. Input:Eat my shit, then shit it out, then eat it again. Output:If you then eat to him outside my Scheisse, you scheissen, you eat him again then. [ June 03, 2005, 03:45 AM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

06-03-2005, 12:12 PM	#388 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Input:I drink my own urine, it keeps me regular. Plus I like the taste of it. OutputI to drink my own urine, to hold me regular. More I want the taste of him.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-03-2005, 01:05 PM	#389 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	that fucker guess zit, hemmoroid and chicken pox for herpes. not bad
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

05-30-2005, 12:23 AM	#376 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	Mine were Video Game Console and Narwhal. Both were guessed. I'm trying again, this time I'm going to say Digital Camera. It couldn't guess Digital Camera for some reason. [ May 29, 2005, 10:30 PM: Message edited by: fat_retard ]

05-30-2005, 12:31 AM	#377 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	It guessed digital camera for me when the real answer was iPod. It eventually got around to "mp3 player". I let it slide.

05-30-2005, 12:36 AM	#378 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	Maybe Lord Vader isn't as intelligent as we expected.

05-30-2005, 12:38 AM	#379 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	It was very off on "Dildo". I'm starting to doubt him as well.

05-30-2005, 01:40 AM	#380 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	He couldn't get microwave.

05-30-2005, 02:34 AM	#381 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	The fuck he couldn't. You must have lied to him. You can't lie to him, F3lix.

05-30-2005, 03:55 AM	#382 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	He is not one to trifle with...

06-02-2005, 11:47 PM	#385 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Input: I had sex with her. Output: I had the sex with him.

06-03-2005, 05:38 AM	#386 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Input:I'd pee in her butt. Output:Me pee in their piston.

06-03-2005, 04:26 PM	#390 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	After allready guessing "An Atom," "An Electron," "A Neutron," and "A Quark," Darth Vader then suggests: Yet somehow he hasn't been programmed to guess "The Force?" Maybe "The Force," isn't an object per se but Darth should know better than to rely on such a technicality, especially when he makes guesses such as "Exercise," "Gravity," "Radiation," "Beauty," and "Sex" (Which he guessed twice when my object was 'A Condom')
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

06-03-2005, 04:56 PM	#391 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	The force is strong in Ironic Mustache. I just won a free shake, free french toast and a free small fries at Burger King for scratching the correct prize thing off. I scratched the other things off too just to see and apparently you actually do lose 50% of the time.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

06-03-2005, 06:30 PM	#392 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Input Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche and a roamer in the night Output fact blindly by the light, rolled up in top like a shower and more roamer in the night I like how douche somehow gets translated to shower, classic.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

06-03-2005, 06:54 PM	#394 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	no, because its not.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

06-03-2005, 07:07 PM	#395 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	Yes, it is deuce. However, the song clearly sounds like it says douche. If you look at the rest of the lyrics it really wouldn't make sense for a rock band to be singing about feminine products.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

06-03-2005, 07:13 PM	#396 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	its "revved up like a duece, another runner in the night"...a reference to street drag racing...and not that faggot ass honda fast and furious type either....real cars, v-8s, motherfuckers
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

06-03-2005, 07:15 PM	#397 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	america, fuck yeah
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

06-03-2005, 07:19 PM	#398 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	i made it up, sounds better to me.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

06-03-2005, 07:21 PM	#399 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	douche roamer does have a nice ring to it.....
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

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