The Expendables.

[Mr. Blonde]

There is very little known about this movie as its in pre-production, other than what is posted on IMDB, which pretty much states

"A team of mercenaries head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator. "

However, should be pretty badass, as this is the cast thus far:

-Mickey Rourke
-Jason Statham
-Sylvester Stallone
-Jet Li
-Dolph Lundgren
-Randy Couture
-Forest Whitaker
-Arnold Schwarzenegger

And they also just added Danny Trejo, who is rumored to be the "main villain.

I'm immediately looking forward to this movie.

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

Holy shit, with a cast like that, it will have to be awesome.

[DJ FC]

Does Schwarzenegger have time to make movies?

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

I'm sure it would only be a brief part.

[vaga1220 *]

Originally Posted by George W. Bush

Does Schwarzenegger have time to make movies?

Yes, haven't you heard about "The Expendables?" it's the new movie he's in.

[DDTempest]

He's playing the Governor of California, seriously.

[Mr. Blonde]

Promo Trailer: "The Expendables" | Adanx - Movie News, Trailers, Soundtracks

EDIT: wow that has just about every cliche i've ever seen in it.

EDIT 2: Lol, FILMDRUNK mentioned it today and he's always making fun of Jason Statham. His entry was pretty hilarious I thought.

Oi, cunts, Da Stafe ‘eah. Dis is da traila for moy new movie, Da Expendables, innit. Oy’s playin a supportin’ role, but Da Stafe’s agent says dis is da film dat’s gonna show off Da Stafe’s “rainge as an actor”, donnit. To be honest, oy didn’t know what da cunt was on about. Turns out, it means dat in dis movie, oy’s ain’t takin moy fock’n shir’ off or droivin flash sazz wagons, an’ oy’s jus’ s’posta stand ’round loike a sad cunt whoilst da old geezah wiff da toight shir’ knobs aw da fit birds. Oy reckon if a bird is choosin a plastic-lookin cunt loike dat when she could get propa knobbed by a fit bloke loike da Stafe, den dis film must be soyence fock’n fiction, innit. Roight. So oy begged da geezah da let me roide a BMX boicycle or at least knob a few birds, but da cunt was just aw loike, “Ehhh err ugghhh eeeyyy ooohhh eehhh.”

Oi. ‘ow’s a cunt sposta understand a cunt if da cunt ain’ even speakin da queen’s, roight? Da good news is dat dey give da Stafe ‘is own trailah, an’ fock’n seafood fock’n dinnahs ev’ry noight. But wiffout sazz wagons or birds to knob or BMX boicycles, oi ‘ardly knew ‘oo oi was anymore. Oy ‘ad ta do a few fousand pushups ‘an ‘eadbutt da cunt wiff da clipboard just ta feel loike moyself again, now didn’t oy. Roight. So go see da fock’n movie, because da Stafe ‘as propa suffered for it, now ‘asn’t oy. An if oy don’ win da Oscah after da sacrifoices dat oy ‘as made, den we know dat dem cunts at da Oscahs is nuffin but worfless pikeys.

[Mr. Blonde]

[Orgazmo]

I wonder if there are any women that they have all fucked.

[Mr. Blonde]

Willis's face is so shopped it's ridiculous. He looks like a charcoal painting.

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

Rourke looks fucking goofy too.

[DDTempest]

Originally Posted by SittinOnDubsWGW

Rourke looks fucking goofy too.

Cause Rourke had his face shopped in real life...

[DDTempest]

[Ugly Bastard]

Saw this movie. It's kind of a textbook example of something that you should see but not until it's out on rental.

[Mr. Blonde]

What's a "rental"?

[Ugly Bastard]

Blonde, don't be such a god damned elitist nit-pick all the time. No one likes elitist nit-picks.

[Mr. Blonde]

in all seriousness, I honestly haven't rented a movie in like 2 years. Technically, i'm less elitist than you. "OOOH look at me i'm UB I can speak the language of the DVD rental company and afford to spend money on DVD's! Even if it's a dollar on a red box!!"

We're not all as lucky as you dude. You should be more aware of those less fortunate.

[DDTempest]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

We're not all as lucky as you dude. You should be more aware of those less fortunate.

We are aware Blonde ... we call them niggers. Are you a nigger blonde?

[Dent]

It's out on snide now

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

Crews is a beast.

Saw it tonight. It was about what I expected going into it, especially after hearing lackluster reviews. As UB said, worth a watch, but not worth seeing it in the theaters.

[Der Fuhrer]

With the advent of 50" high definition flat screen televisions, blue ray high definition movies, and surround sound, is there ever really a movie good enough to spend that much more money to see in the theater?

[f3lix]

To be part of a large audience, yes. I view going to a movie theatre as an event more than going to watch a movie.

[Orgazmo]

I can't remember a time in the past 4 years when I've been in a theatre and not been annoyed by someone nearby. Because of this, about 80% of evenings when I plan on tentatively seeing a movie at the theatre end with me saying "Fuck it" and just going home to watch whatever is waiting from Netflix.

[ninjaface]

I go during non-peak hours. That way I can sit all the way at the top and the few people that might be in the theater will have no idea I took off my pants.

[Mr. Blonde]

Without sounding too gay, I love going to movies as a form of escapism. I feel completely immersed in another world when i'm in a movie, where I usually forget about everything else but the movie. This is very hard to do when I have an internet connection 5 feet away, if not on the same machine at home.