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Deep Kick, since you challenged, you are up first.
This will be a best of five round, with voting at the end of each round to determine a winner. Deep Kick, you have until Friday night at 11:59 pm to submit an entry, otherwise you will automatically lose Round One. Good luck to both contestants...begin. -Ugly Bastard |
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I won’t bore the fuck out of anyone by knit-picking petty spelling errors, or maliciously changing quotes. I won’t fuck around by trying to prove that I have the superior intellect. I won’t act like I’m at a fucking mediation/arbitration meeting. This is the fucking shit-talk forum, so let’s fucking keep it that way.
What I will do is point out why BDH is a fucking dipshit man-whore. Now, the majority of nubblies members have been to BDH’s fucking pussifiedwebsite. Here is a sampling of the fucking bullshit that it contains, Quote:
Then of course, who can forget this great quote… Quote:
Next, look at BDH’s insults. They are nothing but crude sexual jokes. WOW, welcome to middle school, fuckhead. Anyone can think of witty and sexually offensive insults about other people’s moms/girlfriends/etc. The reason so many people don’t is because it is such a fucking pussy way to make fun of someone. I’m 100% sure that BDH’s comeback post will be chock full of fucking petty sexual insults. His insults are so fucking trite, that they could have been spewed from the fucking mouth of a 7th grader. Now, I’m sure that some fuckface out there is thinking to himself, “But Deep Kick, all you say is fuck fuck fuck, blah blah blah!!”. Correct. I am a one-note man in that sense. HOWEVER, if you remove “fuck” from my posts, they still make sense. Something which can not be said about BDH’s posts. Hell, they don’t make sense in the first fucking place. SO! BDH: I Remember a long time ago when you said you were going to leave the website? (link) Why don’t you do us all a big fucking favor and do so. FOR GOOD. I think it’s fair to say the forum would be no worse off with one less ignorant shit-eating ugly- skank fucking piece of shit like you. Edited to include links to my cited examples. Don’t let this turn into a fucking “black jury hangs white man trial”. [ October 01, 2003, 06:33 PM: Message edited by: Deep Kick ] | ||
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Shut Your Fucking Face.
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Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck
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Well guess what fag, I'm not going to sit here and preach what I'm going and not going to do, I'm going to tear you the fuck apart you piece of "dog-shit". Quote:
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</font>[/quote]Where in the high holy name of fuck did I ever say the girl cheated on me, or any girl for that matter? Honestly get a fucking clue moron. With each post I think you officially make yourself look dumber and dumber. Your a douchebag Deep Kick you sit here and try to compare two fucking things that are so different from each other it's not even funny. That was a personal website, posting as myself OOC (out of character for worthless fucks like yourself). When I post on nubblies I'm BDH, an alter ego, much like everyone else. How many people on here do you think actually act out the way they are on here in person? I'd say maybe 2% if that. That was a rant assfucker, there was little meaning behind that and was simply "blowing off steam" so to speak. Quote:
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Realize there can only be one Dirty Harry on the site and your not fucking it, so why don't you stop trying because the more you go the dumber you sound shit face. Quote:
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There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.
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Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck
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can't do that either...
gracias orgazmo [ October 01, 2003, 08:30 PM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ] |
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There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.
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I recommend that no one reads Deep Kick's reply to BDH's reply since it's against the rules and will influence your voting for the first round. Voting is based on one argument from each contestant per round. Deep Kick - If you want unbiased voting so badly, then follow the rules.
Well this isn't working out. [ October 01, 2003, 08:30 PM: Message edited by: Titan ] |
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I do what the fuck I want.
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We still believe.
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Well, I suppose now... BDH-3
Deep Kick-2. They both angered me. I would have awarded BDH more if he hadn't posted again and let the rules speak for themselves. BDH- 8 Deep Kick-2 [ October 01, 2003, 08:40 PM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ] |
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I enjoy knives and fire.
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Yeah, Deep Kick's was actually a pretty good bash. The problem is he got too personal, which is something any half wit knows is against the rules. This, and along with his child-like move, responding to BDH's OST, which was completely uncalled for, made his entire post suck dick.
In closing, fuck Deep Kick. Oh yeah, the picture was real gay, too. It looked like a Vitruvio wannabe move on DK's park BDH - 4 Deep Kick - 1 Total: BDH - 12 Deep Kick - 3 [ October 01, 2003, 08:51 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ] |
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Seriously, what the hell? This is not an OST between real life identities for fucksake. No one gives a fuck or wants to hear about any of that shit. And the "owned" picture crap? Way over-used by now.
Deep Kick - 1 BDH - 4 BDH - 16 Deep Kick - 4 [ October 01, 2003, 08:54 PM: Message edited by: Titan ] |
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I do what the fuck I want.
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This was a really close one. I think they both had pretty good posts, but I'm going to have to give the extra point to Deep Kick. They both had phenominal Shit Talks, but I think Deep Kick had the slight edge.
Deep Kick - 3 BDH - 2 |
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The Glyde don't sign no autographs
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COME ON YOU YANKS
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Perhaps it was a bit too personal...but I thought DK's post was pretty good. While BDH did a reasonable job refuting most of the points made...I still have to give the edge, although ever so slightly, to DK. I'd say this is one of the most even OST's I've ever read.
DK - 3 BDH - 2 Total: DK - 12 BDH - 23 |
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If we're going off of just the bashing, I'd definitely have to hand it to deep kick. He actually poked around and the made up quote was funny. BDH pretty much just replied without adding new attacks.
Deep Kick - 4 BDH - 1 Total: Deep Kick - 16 BDH - 24 Sorry, I accidentally edited your post while trying to edit mine....my bad. [ October 01, 2003, 09:37 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ] |
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Most Powerful Quote of the Round:
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Un-biased Review: Deep Kick probably hit more home-runs than BDH, in that BDH basically spent his whole post defending what Deep Kick said about him, rather than striking back by saying shit about Deep Kick. However, it is unfair to expect BDH to say a whole lot of things about Deep Kick, when he only has 42 posts to go off of, whereas Deep Kick has over 1000 posts to go off of. With that being said, completely unbiased voting would force me to vote DK-3, BDH-2. And unfortunetly for my good friend BDH, I must vote unbiasedly: DK-3 BDH-2 Total: DK-19 BDH-26 Now, with all the clitory out of the way, I'd like to say how I really feel: Deep Kick, you my friend are a cowardly fuck-nugget. It is nothing short of blatantly obvious that you have another ID on this website, so why do you have to hide behind this new one to say how you really feel? You act like quite the hardass in your posts, which tells me one thing: You really are nothing but a huge pussy, 'cause if you weren't a huge pussy, you wouldn't have to create a hard-ass ID to shed your huge-pussy persona. Go fuck yourself. -Ugly Bastard Voting for Round One will end Friday night at 11:59pm, no exceptions. [ October 01, 2003, 09:38 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ] | |
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BDH is at a huge disadvantage here because Deep Kick knows alot about him and BDH doesnt know anything about Deep Kick. Despite that obvious advantage i still feel DK as UB put it "hit more homeruns that BDH." BDH did a good job of robbing a few of those dingers, but he didnt tag out the base runner. I think given the offensive opprotunity BDH will take next round but i got to give this one to Deep Kick.
Deep Kick-4 BDH-1 Total: DK-23 BDH-27 |
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I like dirt.
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DK-2
BDH-3 While "defense wins championships", it doesn't work as well for OST's. If BDH would have been stronger on the offensive side of the post, he would have definately put more points on the board. I liked what he had to say, though, and Deep Kick's reply was just bad form. Deep Kick...don't make it personal. DK-29 BDH-31 |
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Fuckin' bias voting!
In light of what DK said about BDH saying he would leave. When you fulfill your statement of leaving, i will fulfill mine of shutting nubblies down, ok? DK-5 BDH-0 Total DK-34 BDH-31 [ October 02, 2003, 12:27 AM: Message edited by: Mustafa ] |
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I think UB's post pretty much summed up everything I was thinking. I also think mustafa made his judgement extremely biased. I was going to try and balance it out, but I gotta stick to what i was thinkin.
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neither here nor there...
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I also agree with UB. This sort of reminds me of my OST versus Anky, with one person picking up some knowledge about the other and gaining an advantage. That said, I give a lot of credit to BDH for some of his counterarguments. If he would have added some more attacks, I'd have to give him the round. I must say that I'm definitely looking forward to Round 2.
DK-3 BDH-2 Total DK-40 BDH-35 |
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BDH-40 DK-40 Ladies and Gentleman, we have a series. Again, Friday night at 11:59 pm, the voting will end. -Ugly Bastard [ October 02, 2003, 10:13 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ] |
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