OST-OneHugeBastard vs. Ugly Bastard - Nubblies.net Forums

OneHugeBastard · 01-12-2003, 11:23 PM

Here is the start of the battle of the bastards.

This first post of mine i'm sure will be shitty beacuse i really dont know what to put as a first post for this.

Here i go...
First of all, why the hell did Ugly Bastard(UB) get into the admin catagory. After reading through most of his posts, alot of them are just him making stupid bashes toward people. And alot of them sound pretty much the same. I thought that we were trying to direct the shit talking into this thread... i guess UB doesn't think so.

Part of what led me up to starting this shit talk is the fact that UB is "perfect"(so he thinks) and never posts anything that isn't "perfect." If you look in the 'Rants' section under the topic of 'Changes' you will find out how this whole thing got started.
Those few posts proves the unthoughtout posts of UB. If you read my first post, it pretty much explains everything i was trying to say, all except the fact that i put majority and then 200 guys. But i guess UB had to waste about 20 minutes of my time to finally point out something wrong that was very minor in my post.

This is pretty much all i have for now. I promise that as long as UB's reply uses just a bit of common sense and thought to it, that i will have a much better reply.

Thank you for your time.

Ugly Bastard · 01-12-2003, 11:35 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by OneHugeBastard:
This first post of mine i'm sure will be shitty beacuse i really dont know what to put as a first post for this.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No OneHugeBastard, that post was not shitty. It was repulsive. It was nausiating. It was the prime example of what not to do in an Official Shit Talk thread. You might as well have admitted your defeat (even though I'm going to rip you apart whether you admit your defeat or not).

You my friend are a fucking idiot. I would encourage all nubblies members to go to the "Rants-Changes" thread. Common sense will show you that I made much more sense in that thread than you did. For God's sake OHB, you wanted to get guys to wear belly shirts to schoool. What kind of a queer are you? I have NEVER wanted to see another guy wear a belly shirt, and you posted on the "Rants-Changes" thread, that you would like to see 1000 guys wear a belly shirt. That's fucking sick.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by a faggot named OneHugeBastard:
First of all, why the hell did Ugly Bastard(UB) get into the admin catagory. After reading through most of his posts, alot of them are just him making stupid bashes toward people.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Allow me to clear a few things up for you, slut:

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>
<LI> You don't say that my bashes are stupid when yours are clearly far stupider than mine (and if you don't believe me, read some of the replies to these posts, and see how much I am dismantling you in the voting)
<LI> Secondly, I became an Administrator by not making gay-ass posts like "Hey, I've got a great idea, how about all 1000 guys at WCHS wear a belly shirt to school". If you are ever wondering why you are not an Administrator, why don't you just peruse through some of your posts. I can tell you right now, that asking 1000 men to dress scantly for school isn't going to help your chances of becoming a Moderator.[/list]
I'm sure "Jake" would love to indulge in your homosexual fantasies, and wear a belly shirt to school. But as far as the other guys at WCHS go, good luck.

I'm not even going to bother saying anything else. You are a wart on the ass of a flea, I'm not even going to waste my precious brain-power bashing you, because I don't need to.

I know I will be opening the next round, because I absolutely destoryed your sorry ass in this one, so I will just post all of the other things I have to say about you in the next round.

Oh, and before I go......fuck you.

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 12, 2003).]

01-12-2003, 11:40 PM

First of all, he's a moderator, not an administrator. I'm the only administrator...

Secondly, yeah, you really shouldn't admit defeat before you even begin to post. It was very one sided, but not absolutely one sided.

I'm hoping OHB will be better when he goes second.

OHB - 1
UB - 4

Trout Sniffer · 01-12-2003, 11:42 PM

OHB, that post really sucked and I'm not sure you should get any points for that round.

UB, that was a great shit talk, nice job.

I'm not sure I should even give OHB a point, but he did start a shit talk, and I must give him some credit

My thoughts:
OHB - 1
UB - 4

Total:
OHB - 2
UB - 8

Niger Angelus · 01-12-2003, 11:44 PM

Well, here is how it goes, UB-5 points from this side.

Thanks.

01-12-2003, 11:49 PM

Yeah I was going to go 0 - 5 here, but then I read why Trout gave him a point, and I decided that would be the best thing to do so...

OHB - 1
UB - 4

Total:
OHB - 3
UB - 12

01-12-2003, 11:53 PM

Adding Niger's in.

OHB - 3
UB - 17

victim · 01-13-2003, 12:01 AM

Even OHB thought his post sucked...

OHB - 3
UB - 22

tonguegina · 01-13-2003, 12:06 AM

The first round of the "Battle of the Bastards", as OHB called it, is definately taken by Ugly.

OHB - 3
UB - 27

Titan · 01-13-2003, 12:09 AM

Finally some shit-talking going on in the Official Shit-Talking Central.

OHBastard-1
UBastard-4

~
OHB - 4
UB - 31

[This message has been edited by Titan (edited January 12, 2003).]

01-13-2003, 12:33 AM

It's a runaway. There's really no point in waitin for more votes.

This Round:
OHB - 4
UB - 31

Round Totals:
OHB - 0
UB - 1

Mr. U. Bastard, you, sir, are up.

Ugly Bastard · 01-13-2003, 12:59 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by OneHugeBastard:
I promise that as long as UB's reply uses just a bit of common sense and thought to it, that i will have a much better reply.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well apprantely UB's reply had a bit of common sense, because he absolutely destroyed your sorry ass 31-4. And might I point out that your only four votes were pity votes given by people just so you wouldn't feel as bad. One person even said to me on ICQ, "[I gave him one point because], I didn't want to crush his dreams so early on". That was the most pathetic attempt at a bash I have ever seen OneHugeBastard, and I think the final score reflected that.

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For this bash, I would like to point out a very re-occuring theme in some of OneHugeBastard's posts. And that theme is, homosexuality

As seen at the top of this page, you are quoted saying this:

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by a homosexual who is having a hard time admitting he is gay, OneHugeBastard:
Just get off the fucking church subject! NOWHERE in the bible does it specifically say that you cannot be homosexual! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sounds like someone is harnessing a lot of sexual frustration, doesn't it?

Knowing that you are most likely a queer who just is too stubborn to admit that he is gay, I decided to do some research. Here is what I did:

I did a "search" to find out who has typed the word "Gay" the most on nubblies, here are my results:

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>
<LI> OneHugeBastard-79
<LI> St. Anky-54
<LI> BrassMonkees-43
<LI> Jake-41
<LI> --
<LI> --
<LI> --
<LI> --
<LI> --
<LI> --
<LI> --
<LI> Ugly Bastard-14[/list]
Don't you find it weird that you have made 192 posts, and I have made 980 posts; yet you have posted the word gay 79 times, and I have posted it 14 times?

Let's do the math:
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Number of posts OneHugeBastard goes between saying the word "gay" in a post: 2.43

Number of posts Ugly Bastard goes between saying the word "gay" in a post: 70<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I find it rather weird that you are constantly using that word in your vocabulary. Is it because you are trying to tell us something?

Only the really gay kids use that word a lot on nubblies, and you were the leader of that group.

I realize you're going to have a hard time replying to this with someone's cock in your mouth; but I'm confident you'll give it your best shot anyways

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 12, 2003).]

OneHugeBastard · 01-13-2003, 02:24 AM

Way to waste everyones time and spend your whole post trying to prove a point that you could only wish was truth.

You wasted about 5 minutes of everyones time calling me gay. (that is not an exact time UB, it is just a number that i am throwing out. I really dont know if it took me 5 minutes to read or not. I just wanted to clear that up since i made a post earlier saying the majority of guys at warsaw then later said 200.)

The server that nubblies is hosted on now has space for one less post because of your stupidity.

Thank you for continuing to prove my point that your posts are completely thoughtless.

UB, i dont know if you realized or not, but i found that you made references to homosexuality about 14 times in your post. In my other post on this thread i think i made 0 references to homosexuality.

I'm wondering, those numbers you had there... maybe you have those backwards. So if you have those numbers backwards, maybe you also have the accusation of me being gay backwards.

WAIT WAIT... That couldn't be. There is no way in hell that you are gay! I know better than that.

The only reason i thought you were gay at first is beacuse you couldn't get any women, but then realized. The reason you can't get women is because you say are "U B". And if any of you know this "BU" then you all know, this kid couldn't get a date if the world depended on it.

And nowhere in this post did i say that I was gay.

(The reason i have to type that is beacuse i'm sure in UB's next post he will say that in this quote does it say that i am gay.

"...maybe you also have the accusation of me being gay backwards.

WAIT WAIT... That couldn't be. There is no way in hell that you are gay! I know better than that...."

When you read that, it says the word accusation, saying that he only accused me of being gay. And as we all know, I am no homosexual.)

Once again, thank you for your time.

01-13-2003, 02:30 AM

A much better improvement One Huge.

What i'd like to do...
One Huge - 1.5
Ugly - 3.5

But since i can't...
One Huge - 2
Ugly - 3

Titan · 01-13-2003, 02:34 AM

UB gets more girls that I can keep track of. OHB, your post made no sense whatsoever.

OHBastard - 2
UBastard - 8

Ugly Bastard · 01-13-2003, 02:37 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by OneHugeBastard:
The only reason i thought you were gay at first is beacuse you couldn't get any women, but then realized. The reason you can't get women is because you say are "UB". And if any of you know this "B U" then you all know, this kid couldn't get a date if the world depended on it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I realize I'm not supposed to post right now, but I will say that you have no fucking clue what you are talking about OHB, as you can see from some of the surrounding posts.

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 12, 2003).]

The Comedian · 01-13-2003, 02:40 AM

UB is a friend of mine at college. And I would say that his door has a sock on the door handle all the time. This kid has an amazing way with girls, my friends and I always try to hang out with him so he can pick us up some chicks. Sure, he's ugly as sin, but apparantly chicks are into his personality or some shit like that. OHB, you have no fucking clue what you are talking about. And your post made about as much sense as someone saying that you "aren't gay"

UB-5
OHB-0

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~The Comedian~

tonguegina · 01-13-2003, 02:41 AM

Hahahahaha...well, I've gotta inform you, OHB, I've known Ugly Bastard for quite some time, and I don't know how he does it, but he actually gets so many girls that I lose track from time to time. OHB, your post made no sense what so ever, and that entire arguement was entirely false. That said, Ugly's post was once again quite a bit better. I'd have to give it to him, 5-0.

Ugly Bastard-13
OneHugeBastard-2

tonguegina · 01-13-2003, 02:42 AM

to even that out, since The Comedian voted while I did, that's:

Ugly Bastard-18
OneHugeBastard-2

01-13-2003, 12:42 PM

I liked OHB's post...much much better than his first. UB still took it though, but only by one.

OHB - 4
UB - 21

BigDongedHoe · 01-13-2003, 12:58 PM

UB-25
OHB-5

Both of you only wish you had the pimping skills of BDH.

01-13-2003, 06:38 PM

Again, UB has gotten an insurmountable lead. He takes the round.

This Round:
OHB - 5
UB - 25

Round Totals:
OHB - 0
UB - 2

You're up again, Ugly.

Ugly Bastard · 01-13-2003, 06:42 PM

OHB, you said this to me on ICQ before we started this OST:

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally Spoken to Ugly Bastard on ICQ by a queer named, OneHugeBastard:
OHB: i'm not going to challenge you, but if you ever decide to challenge me, be prepared<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Be prepared for what? Prepared for a good laugh? Prepared to see me whoop your ass 31-4 and 25-5?

Your "bashes" (and I use that term loosely), would be a lot better if you just took a bunch of heavy objects, dropped them on your keyboard, and clicked the "Submit" button. Honestly, your last "bash", I didn't even know what the hell you were saying. I had to read it three times through just to mildly comprehend what the fuck you were trying to say, and all I got was this:

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by OneHugeBastard in his second bash:
There is no way in hell that you are gay!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why thank you OHB, I would take that as more of a compliment than anything else. At least you were telling the truth though, I'll give you that much.

You see OHB, in a bash, you are NOT supposed to compliment a person, and help them re-affirm their sexual beliefs. That was the most pathetic excuse for a "shit talk" I have ever witnessed.

I crafted a small chart to help us understand how much you suck:

Official Bash-O-Meter

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>
<LI> 10
<LI> 9
<LI> 8
<LI> 7
<LI> 6
<LI> 5
<LI> 4
<LI> 3 UB's first two bashes. He manages to get a three without even thinking as he types.
<LI> 2
<LI> 1
<LI> 0
<LI> -1
<LI> -2
<LI> -3
<LI> -4
<LI> -5
<LI> -6
<LI> -7 OHB, most of your bashes rank right around here. I could just post nothing, and still whoop your ass.
<LI> -8
<LI> -9
<LI> -10[/list]
I hope that helps you see how horrible you are.

Now at this point in the game, I could very easily just click "Submit", let you post your sorry-ass response, and whoop your ass easily. But instead, I'm actually going to try this time. And now.....now, I dismantle.

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I would like to show the voters the way in which I coaxed you into doing this bash in the first place. The following exerp was taken from my ICQ history with Mr. OBH:

UB: if you don't challenge me in the next five minutes, i'm going to post shit in the elite forum about what a queer you are, and your vote will get shot down. now fucking challenge me if you think you're so good. i've got nothing to prove, you do. challenge bitch.
OHB: what do you mean about my vote?
UB: you've been nominated for the elite forum, your vote is 6-6 right now....if you don't do something to stand up for yourself, you're going to get voted down. so fucking challenge me.
OHB: so what do i need to get in?
UB: you need to fucking prove yourself....nobody is really convinced you deserve to be in, so challenge me, and prove yourself.
OHB: oh, ok.

I would like to say OBH, you have not been nominated in the Elite forum. All of what I said there was a bunch of bull-shit to get you to challenge me, I did this because I knew how much joy I would receive from destroying you.

But to be fair, I will admit that I did ask a few Elite Members over ICQ a few months ago, what they thought of you being in the Elite forum. Here are some of their responses that I have dug up:

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally conversed over ICQ on the topic of OHB being in Nubblies' Elite Forum:
UB: What do you think about OneHugeBastard possibly bein nominated in the Elite Forum?
Elite Member #1: Nah<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally conversed over ICQ on the topic of OHB being in Nubblies' Elite Forum:
UB: Hey what do you think of OHB's real name being in the elite forum?
Elite Member #2: i'll pretend i didn't hear that.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally conversed over ICQ on the topic of OHB being in Nubblies' Elite Forum:
UB: do you think OneHugeBastard could cut it in the elite forum?
Elite Member #3: no, too gay.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally conversed over ICQ on the topic of OHB being in Nubblies' Elite Forum:
UB: what'dya think about OHB in the elite forum?
Elite Member #4: fuck you for even thinking such a thing
UB: sorry<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OHB, I was hoping that you would actually do decently in this OST, because deep down inside; I think you're an alright guy, and I wouldn't even mind seeing you in the Elite Forum; but after this pathetic display you have put on for us here, I wouldn't count on that happening anytime soon.

Check-mate.

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 13, 2003).]

OneHugeBastard · 01-13-2003, 07:26 PM

lol, that is an all time new low for abby. hahaha, i guess i dont want her anymore if this is true. But me and this "Abby" will have a talk, we will see.

And i know everyone is going to say that i am chickening out, but actually i just dont feel like arguing anymore. and plus i can always get you in real life cory.. what would your parents think abou this site? ask yourself that.... my dad thought it would be hilarious to tell them.

If not for me having respect for orgazmo, this site would be in the shitter within the next five days. But since i do not want to piss of orgazmo, i will leave it alone. nubblies has come very close to death, but luckly orgazmo started it and not UB.

That is also undoubtably low of you to use our personal conversation in this. That brings me even closer to sending this good ol' website over to your parents.. we can make this as personal as you want.

I might have been wrong when saying that UB wasn't gay. I will never understand why he would want to know the penis size of a bunch of guys on this site.

Just remember corcor (-JoEllen) goatse.cx

One more thing. How old is cory.. hanging out with a bunch of highschoolers. yeah.

[This message has been edited by OneHugeBastard (edited January 13, 2003).]

buckeye · 01-13-2003, 07:41 PM

hmmm well this round goes to Ugly Bastard by a landslide. If it was possible to take away points i would, because UB's post raped OHB's post. It is the equilivent of the United States declaring war on iraq, and iraq having to fight with water pistols.

UB-5
OHB-0

Ohh and before i go, why the hell would anyone want to shut down nubblies because of an OST. That is fucking lame, if you have a problem with someone there is still no reason for you to try and shut down something that many other people enjoy posting on. Thats is what i like to call "osamic" for osama logic, much like he attacked and killed thousands of people that had nothing to do with what the United States "may" have done to his country in the past. This is very similar to the situation we have here you hate UB, and are attacking others who has nothing to do with your disliking of him at all.

OHB, i would like to point out that it wasnt UB, who came up with the questions to the quiz, it was a group effort by some of the members of the elite forum.

[This message has been edited by buckeye (edited January 13, 2003).]

01-12-2003, 11:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by OneHugeBastard: This first post of mine i'm sure will be shitty beacuse i really dont know what to put as a first post for this.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No OneHugeBastard, that post was not shitty. It was repulsive. It was nausiating. It was the prime example of what not to do in an Official Shit Talk thread. You might as well have admitted your defeat (even though I'm going to rip you apart whether you admit your defeat or not). You my friend are a fucking idiot. I would encourage all nubblies members to go to the "Rants-Changes" thread. Common sense will show you that I made much more sense in that thread than you did. For God's sake OHB, you wanted to get guys to wear belly shirts to schoool. What kind of a queer are you? I have NEVER wanted to see another guy wear a belly shirt, and you posted on the "Rants-Changes" thread, that you would like to see 1000 guys wear a belly shirt. That's fucking sick. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by a faggot named OneHugeBastard: First of all, why the hell did Ugly Bastard(UB) get into the admin catagory. After reading through most of his posts, alot of them are just him making stupid bashes toward people.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Allow me to clear a few things up for you, slut: <UL TYPE=SQUARE> <LI> You don't say that my bashes are stupid when yours are clearly far stupider than mine (and if you don't believe me, read some of the replies to these posts, and see how much I am dismantling you in the voting) <LI> Secondly, I became an Administrator by not making gay-ass posts like "Hey, I've got a great idea, how about all 1000 guys at WCHS wear a belly shirt to school". If you are ever wondering why you are not an Administrator, why don't you just peruse through some of your posts. I can tell you right now, that asking 1000 men to dress scantly for school isn't going to help your chances of becoming a Moderator.[/list] I'm sure "Jake" would love to indulge in your homosexual fantasies, and wear a belly shirt to school. But as far as the other guys at WCHS go, good luck. I'm not even going to bother saying anything else. You are a wart on the ass of a flea, I'm not even going to waste my precious brain-power bashing you, because I don't need to. I know I will be opening the next round, because I absolutely destoryed your sorry ass in this one, so I will just post all of the other things I have to say about you in the next round. Oh, and before I go......fuck you. -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 12, 2003).]

01-12-2003, 11:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	First of all, he's a moderator, not an administrator. I'm the only administrator... Secondly, yeah, you really shouldn't admit defeat before you even begin to post. It was very one sided, but not absolutely one sided. I'm hoping OHB will be better when he goes second. OHB - 1 UB - 4
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

01-12-2003, 11:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	Yeah I was going to go 0 - 5 here, but then I read why Trout gave him a point, and I decided that would be the best thing to do so... OHB - 1 UB - 4 Total: OHB - 3 UB - 12
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a

01-12-2003, 11:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Adding Niger's in. OHB - 3 UB - 17
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

01-13-2003, 12:33 AM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	It's a runaway. There's really no point in waitin for more votes. This Round: OHB - 4 UB - 31 Round Totals: OHB - 0 UB - 1 Mr. U. Bastard, you, sir, are up.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

01-12-2003, 11:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
OneHugeBastard Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Warsaw IN USA Posts: 193 Internets: 10	Here is the start of the battle of the bastards. This first post of mine i'm sure will be shitty beacuse i really dont know what to put as a first post for this. Here i go... First of all, why the hell did Ugly Bastard(UB) get into the admin catagory. After reading through most of his posts, alot of them are just him making stupid bashes toward people. And alot of them sound pretty much the same. I thought that we were trying to direct the shit talking into this thread... i guess UB doesn't think so. Part of what led me up to starting this shit talk is the fact that UB is "perfect"(so he thinks) and never posts anything that isn't "perfect." If you look in the 'Rants' section under the topic of 'Changes' you will find out how this whole thing got started. Those few posts proves the unthoughtout posts of UB. If you read my first post, it pretty much explains everything i was trying to say, all except the fact that i put majority and then 200 guys. But i guess UB had to waste about 20 minutes of my time to finally point out something wrong that was very minor in my post. This is pretty much all i have for now. I promise that as long as UB's reply uses just a bit of common sense and thought to it, that i will have a much better reply. Thank you for your time.

01-12-2003, 11:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	OHB, that post really sucked and I'm not sure you should get any points for that round. UB, that was a great shit talk, nice job. I'm not sure I should even give OHB a point, but he did start a shit talk, and I must give him some credit My thoughts: OHB - 1 UB - 4 Total: OHB - 2 UB - 8

01-12-2003, 11:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Well, here is how it goes, UB-5 points from this side. Thanks.

01-13-2003, 12:01 AM	#8 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Even OHB thought his post sucked... OHB - 3 UB - 22

01-13-2003, 12:06 AM	#9 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	The first round of the "Battle of the Bastards", as OHB called it, is definately taken by Ugly. OHB - 3 UB - 27

01-13-2003, 12:09 AM	#10 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Finally some shit-talking going on in the Official Shit-Talking Central. OHBastard-1 UBastard-4 ~ OHB - 4 UB - 31 [This message has been edited by Titan (edited January 12, 2003).]

01-13-2003, 12:59 AM	#12 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by OneHugeBastard: I promise that as long as UB's reply uses just a bit of common sense and thought to it, that i will have a much better reply.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well apprantely UB's reply had a bit of common sense, because he absolutely destroyed your sorry ass 31-4. And might I point out that your only four votes were pity votes given by people just so you wouldn't feel as bad. One person even said to me on ICQ, "[I gave him one point because], I didn't want to crush his dreams so early on". That was the most pathetic attempt at a bash I have ever seen OneHugeBastard, and I think the final score reflected that. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For this bash, I would like to point out a very re-occuring theme in some of OneHugeBastard's posts. And that theme is, homosexuality As seen at the top of this page, you are quoted saying this: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by a homosexual who is having a hard time admitting he is gay, OneHugeBastard: Just get off the fucking church subject! NOWHERE in the bible does it specifically say that you cannot be homosexual! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sounds like someone is harnessing a lot of sexual frustration, doesn't it? Knowing that you are most likely a queer who just is too stubborn to admit that he is gay, I decided to do some research. Here is what I did: I did a "search" to find out who has typed the word "Gay" the most on nubblies, here are my results: <UL TYPE=SQUARE> <LI> OneHugeBastard-79 <LI> St. Anky-54 <LI> BrassMonkees-43 <LI> Jake-41 <LI> -- <LI> -- <LI> -- <LI> -- <LI> -- <LI> -- <LI> -- <LI> Ugly Bastard-14[/list] Don't you find it weird that you have made 192 posts, and I have made 980 posts; yet you have posted the word gay 79 times, and I have posted it 14 times? Let's do the math: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Number of posts OneHugeBastard goes between saying the word "gay" in a post: 2.43 Number of posts Ugly Bastard goes between saying the word "gay" in a post: 70<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I find it rather weird that you are constantly using that word in your vocabulary. Is it because you are trying to tell us something? Only the really gay kids use that word a lot on nubblies, and you were the leader of that group. I realize you're going to have a hard time replying to this with someone's cock in your mouth; but I'm confident you'll give it your best shot anyways -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 12, 2003).]

01-13-2003, 02:24 AM	#13 (permalink)
OneHugeBastard Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Warsaw IN USA Posts: 193 Internets: 10	Way to waste everyones time and spend your whole post trying to prove a point that you could only wish was truth. You wasted about 5 minutes of everyones time calling me gay. (that is not an exact time UB, it is just a number that i am throwing out. I really dont know if it took me 5 minutes to read or not. I just wanted to clear that up since i made a post earlier saying the majority of guys at warsaw then later said 200.) The server that nubblies is hosted on now has space for one less post because of your stupidity. Thank you for continuing to prove my point that your posts are completely thoughtless. UB, i dont know if you realized or not, but i found that you made references to homosexuality about 14 times in your post. In my other post on this thread i think i made 0 references to homosexuality. I'm wondering, those numbers you had there... maybe you have those backwards. So if you have those numbers backwards, maybe you also have the accusation of me being gay backwards. WAIT WAIT... That couldn't be. There is no way in hell that you are gay! I know better than that. The only reason i thought you were gay at first is beacuse you couldn't get any women, but then realized. The reason you can't get women is because you say are "U B". And if any of you know this "BU" then you all know, this kid couldn't get a date if the world depended on it. And nowhere in this post did i say that I was gay. (The reason i have to type that is beacuse i'm sure in UB's next post he will say that in this quote does it say that i am gay. "...maybe you also have the accusation of me being gay backwards. WAIT WAIT... That couldn't be. There is no way in hell that you are gay! I know better than that...." When you read that, it says the word accusation, saying that he only accused me of being gay. And as we all know, I am no homosexual.) Once again, thank you for your time.
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01-13-2003, 02:30 AM	#14 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	A much better improvement One Huge. What i'd like to do... One Huge - 1.5 Ugly - 3.5 But since i can't... One Huge - 2 Ugly - 3
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01-13-2003, 02:34 AM	#15 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	UB gets more girls that I can keep track of. OHB, your post made no sense whatsoever. OHBastard - 2 UBastard - 8

01-13-2003, 02:37 AM	#16 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by OneHugeBastard: The only reason i thought you were gay at first is beacuse you couldn't get any women, but then realized. The reason you can't get women is because you say are "UB". And if any of you know this "B U" then you all know, this kid couldn't get a date if the world depended on it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I realize I'm not supposed to post right now, but I will say that you have no fucking clue what you are talking about OHB, as you can see from some of the surrounding posts. -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 12, 2003).]
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01-13-2003, 02:40 AM	#17 (permalink)
The Comedian Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 110 Internets: 10	UB is a friend of mine at college. And I would say that his door has a sock on the door handle all the time. This kid has an amazing way with girls, my friends and I always try to hang out with him so he can pick us up some chicks. Sure, he's ugly as sin, but apparantly chicks are into his personality or some shit like that. OHB, you have no fucking clue what you are talking about. And your post made about as much sense as someone saying that you "aren't gay" UB-5 OHB-0 ------------------ ~The Comedian~

01-13-2003, 02:41 AM	#18 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Hahahahaha...well, I've gotta inform you, OHB, I've known Ugly Bastard for quite some time, and I don't know how he does it, but he actually gets so many girls that I lose track from time to time. OHB, your post made no sense what so ever, and that entire arguement was entirely false. That said, Ugly's post was once again quite a bit better. I'd have to give it to him, 5-0. Ugly Bastard-13 OneHugeBastard-2

01-13-2003, 02:42 AM	#19 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	to even that out, since The Comedian voted while I did, that's: Ugly Bastard-18 OneHugeBastard-2

01-13-2003, 12:42 PM	#20 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I liked OHB's post...much much better than his first. UB still took it though, but only by one. OHB - 4 UB - 21
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01-13-2003, 12:58 PM	#21 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	UB-25 OHB-5 Both of you only wish you had the pimping skills of BDH.

01-13-2003, 06:38 PM	#22 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Again, UB has gotten an insurmountable lead. He takes the round. This Round: OHB - 5 UB - 25 Round Totals: OHB - 0 UB - 2 You're up again, Ugly.
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01-13-2003, 06:42 PM	#23 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	OHB, you said this to me on ICQ before we started this OST: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally Spoken to Ugly Bastard on ICQ by a queer named, OneHugeBastard: OHB: i'm not going to challenge you, but if you ever decide to challenge me, be prepared<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Be prepared for what? Prepared for a good laugh? Prepared to see me whoop your ass 31-4 and 25-5? Your "bashes" (and I use that term loosely), would be a lot better if you just took a bunch of heavy objects, dropped them on your keyboard, and clicked the "Submit" button. Honestly, your last "bash", I didn't even know what the hell you were saying. I had to read it three times through just to mildly comprehend what the fuck you were trying to say, and all I got was this: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by OneHugeBastard in his second bash: There is no way in hell that you are gay!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Why thank you OHB, I would take that as more of a compliment than anything else. At least you were telling the truth though, I'll give you that much. You see OHB, in a bash, you are NOT supposed to compliment a person, and help them re-affirm their sexual beliefs. That was the most pathetic excuse for a "shit talk" I have ever witnessed. I crafted a small chart to help us understand how much you suck: Official Bash-O-Meter <UL TYPE=SQUARE> <LI> 10 <LI> 9 <LI> 8 <LI> 7 <LI> 6 <LI> 5 <LI> 4 <LI> 3 UB's first two bashes. He manages to get a three without even thinking as he types. <LI> 2 <LI> 1 <LI> 0 <LI> -1 <LI> -2 <LI> -3 <LI> -4 <LI> -5 <LI> -6 <LI> -7 OHB, most of your bashes rank right around here. I could just post nothing, and still whoop your ass. <LI> -8 <LI> -9 <LI> -10[/list] I hope that helps you see how horrible you are. Now at this point in the game, I could very easily just click "Submit", let you post your sorry-ass response, and whoop your ass easily. But instead, I'm actually going to try this time. And now.....now, I dismantle. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I would like to show the voters the way in which I coaxed you into doing this bash in the first place. The following exerp was taken from my ICQ history with Mr. OBH: UB: if you don't challenge me in the next five minutes, i'm going to post shit in the elite forum about what a queer you are, and your vote will get shot down. now fucking challenge me if you think you're so good. i've got nothing to prove, you do. challenge bitch. OHB: what do you mean about my vote? UB: you've been nominated for the elite forum, your vote is 6-6 right now....if you don't do something to stand up for yourself, you're going to get voted down. so fucking challenge me. OHB: so what do i need to get in? UB: you need to fucking prove yourself....nobody is really convinced you deserve to be in, so challenge me, and prove yourself. OHB: oh, ok. I would like to say OBH, you have not been nominated in the Elite forum. All of what I said there was a bunch of bull-shit to get you to challenge me, I did this because I knew how much joy I would receive from destroying you. But to be fair, I will admit that I did ask a few Elite Members over ICQ a few months ago, what they thought of you being in the Elite forum. Here are some of their responses that I have dug up: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally conversed over ICQ on the topic of OHB being in Nubblies' Elite Forum: UB: What do you think about OneHugeBastard possibly bein nominated in the Elite Forum? Elite Member #1: Nah<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally conversed over ICQ on the topic of OHB being in Nubblies' Elite Forum: UB: Hey what do you think of OHB's real name being in the elite forum? Elite Member #2: i'll pretend i didn't hear that.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally conversed over ICQ on the topic of OHB being in Nubblies' Elite Forum: UB: do you think OneHugeBastard could cut it in the elite forum? Elite Member #3: no, too gay.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally conversed over ICQ on the topic of OHB being in Nubblies' Elite Forum: UB: what'dya think about OHB in the elite forum? Elite Member #4: fuck you for even thinking such a thing UB: sorry<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> OHB, I was hoping that you would actually do decently in this OST, because deep down inside; I think you're an alright guy, and I wouldn't even mind seeing you in the Elite Forum; but after this pathetic display you have put on for us here, I wouldn't count on that happening anytime soon. Check-mate. -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 13, 2003).]

01-13-2003, 07:26 PM	#24 (permalink)
OneHugeBastard Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Warsaw IN USA Posts: 193 Internets: 10	lol, that is an all time new low for abby. hahaha, i guess i dont want her anymore if this is true. But me and this "Abby" will have a talk, we will see. And i know everyone is going to say that i am chickening out, but actually i just dont feel like arguing anymore. and plus i can always get you in real life cory.. what would your parents think abou this site? ask yourself that.... my dad thought it would be hilarious to tell them. If not for me having respect for orgazmo, this site would be in the shitter within the next five days. But since i do not want to piss of orgazmo, i will leave it alone. nubblies has come very close to death, but luckly orgazmo started it and not UB. That is also undoubtably low of you to use our personal conversation in this. That brings me even closer to sending this good ol' website over to your parents.. we can make this as personal as you want. I might have been wrong when saying that UB wasn't gay. I will never understand why he would want to know the penis size of a bunch of guys on this site. Just remember corcor (-JoEllen) goatse.cx One more thing. How old is cory.. hanging out with a bunch of highschoolers. yeah. [This message has been edited by OneHugeBastard (edited January 13, 2003).]

01-13-2003, 07:41 PM	#25 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	hmmm well this round goes to Ugly Bastard by a landslide. If it was possible to take away points i would, because UB's post raped OHB's post. It is the equilivent of the United States declaring war on iraq, and iraq having to fight with water pistols. UB-5 OHB-0 Ohh and before i go, why the hell would anyone want to shut down nubblies because of an OST. That is fucking lame, if you have a problem with someone there is still no reason for you to try and shut down something that many other people enjoy posting on. Thats is what i like to call "osamic" for osama logic, much like he attacked and killed thousands of people that had nothing to do with what the United States "may" have done to his country in the past. This is very similar to the situation we have here you hate UB, and are attacking others who has nothing to do with your disliking of him at all. OHB, i would like to point out that it wasnt UB, who came up with the questions to the quiz, it was a group effort by some of the members of the elite forum. [This message has been edited by buckeye (edited January 13, 2003).]