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Unread 08-08-2006, 09:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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which one would it be? (without 'your mom LOL' as an option'

I thought long and hard about this and think the female lion is probably the sexiest animal.


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Unread 08-08-2006, 10:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.
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I am NOT gracing this thread with a serious reply.

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you fucking tard, you just did.

probably a dog, because they are easily accessible and readily available.
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Unread 08-08-2006, 04:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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you fucking tard, you just did.

probably a dog, because they are easily accessible and readily available.
I thought about that, douchequake, which is why i said serious reply, as in 'answering the question', rather than just 'reply'

fucksack.

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I'd rape this cunt of a sea otter.

Putting the sensual in non-consensual.
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The always sexy Hippopotamus:

Baby got back!

Imagine the kind of head they could give!
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there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.
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Blonde, to be fair, as I scrolled down and read the replies, I'd have to say that ID completely owned you. Sorry.

Anywho, I'd fuck a polar bear cub. Maybe even two at once if they'd let me.

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I'd fuck a Philippine Tarsier.

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that is my favorite animal of all time, although i'm pretty sure i wouldnt have sex with it.

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Unread 08-26-2006, 11:28 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Ya, I was just kidding.

In other news, this thread is gold.

Back to the topic: I'd love to rail the shit out of a baby Red Panda

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I'd fuck a Philippine Tarsier.

Dude. I am going to do this. This week. I might just have a philippine tarsier orgy. With like twenty-two of them.

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You won't be able to satisfy all of them. I've done the research.

Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.
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I've had sex with an ape... Well not an "ape" ape, but a black woman.

Putting the sensual in non-consensual.
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Statistically speaking, Blonde has fucked a sheep.
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Incorrect, we have never raised sheep. I'd have better odds at fucking a calf, or goat.

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I found something cuter than a philippine tarsier:

A baby philippine tarsier.

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Did you confuse cuter with uglier?

God, I'll probably have nightmares now.
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Guys with all this talk about Tarsiers I'd like to point out this post which predates all tarsier talk on Nubblies ever.

It was my favorite animal first. I've liked it forever. You guys can go fuck yourselves.

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And I'd like to point out this post, which references that post as the reason it was brought up in the first place.
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It was my favorite animal first. I've liked it forever. You guys can go fuck yourselves.


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And I'd like to point out this post, which references that post as the reason it was brought up in the first place.
Yes...uh...I was just reiterating your point.

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But that post is just 8 above yours. Why would a post in such close proximity need re-iterating?
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