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Mr. Blonde · 09-20-2005, 11:37 PM

I need to know what those rotating things are that you can put bottles in upside down and pour shots with, they have like 5 of themin a circle. What are those called, so I can find one on Ebay

Lucy Fur · 09-20-2005, 11:52 PM

you mean this?

Lucy Fur · 09-20-2005, 11:55 PM

or maybe this?
could this be what you are looking for?

Mr. Blonde · 09-20-2005, 11:57 PM

Yessssss....thank you. This thread will flourish, as will our party profit when i utilize this thing at a party.

Lucy Fur · 09-21-2005, 12:09 AM

you are quite welcome. by the way. i found it immediately on ebay.

Mr. Blonde · 09-21-2005, 12:11 AM

rub it in.

Repugnant Abomination · 09-21-2005, 12:37 AM

I don't care for this attitude one bit Mr.Blonde.

Mr. Blonde · 09-29-2005, 09:21 PM

There was a website a while back that listed a woman who posted a ridiculous "Dear John" letter in a newspaper or magazine or something, and then the guy came back with an awesome retort to the same thing, and I really need to find it. I think it was on here somtime, anybody know where I can find it?

Mr. Blonde · 09-29-2005, 09:22 PM

Nevermind, found it. http://www.nubblies.net/cgi-bin/ubb/...=000991#000000

Beebs · 09-29-2005, 10:15 PM

I found an even better, easier, cheaper model.

Ironic Mustache · 09-29-2005, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beebs:
I found an even better, easier, cheaper model.

That looks a lot like my automatic beating off machine.

Mr. Blonde · 10-10-2005, 02:44 AM

There's a new version of "Bizarre Love Triangle" out, the newest one I was aware of was the one by Stabbing Westward that came out and was on the Van Wilder soundtrack...but this one is like techno and on a commercial I think for a car, but I can't remember for sure, it sounded really cool though. I can't find it anywhere.

MAGICLIT · 11-01-2005, 05:57 PM

I NEED HELP

My dog is 11 months old, so he is still a wittle puppy, but I think I need to get his balls snipped. He is half German Shepard half Boxer, so he's a big wittle boy. He has trouble listening when other dogs or strangers are around, like when I take him for a walk and shit. He pulls me when we walk, so i got a choke chain and i yell at him to stop, but seconds later, he pulls me again, and its hard to hold a beer, cigarette, and walk a dog.

Also in our backyard, he digs up holes for no apparent reason, he doesnt bury a bone or nothing, justs digs. I am wondering if I should spray some shit all around the backyard that repels him away.

So, does anyone have advice for me with this situation? Should i neuter him so he will calm down more and listen more attentively? help me please.

theMerciless1 · 11-01-2005, 06:04 PM

you need to neuter him and beat him.
dogs respond very well to fear.

Ironic Mustache · 11-01-2005, 07:14 PM

This works with people too. I was a friggin' maniac before I was neutered.

MAGICLIT · 11-01-2005, 07:40 PM

Seriously Zev? I have beat him when he's dug holes, I think he just bottles up his anger and does it again.

Ironic Mustache · 11-01-2005, 07:50 PM

This dog needs release! Let him give you a good rogering. I bet you both could use it.

Lucy Fur · 11-01-2005, 07:54 PM

you use a choke chain or a pinch collar? the pinch ones work much better than the choke chains. they look really harsh but are actually much better for the dog than the choke ones. our dog never pulls when he is wearing one of those.

MAGICLIT · 11-01-2005, 07:55 PM

I feel bad getting his nuts snipped before he gets a chance to nut in some bitch, hey Wayne, could you come down to Vegas? I think you and Bear would get along real well.

Niger Angelus · 11-01-2005, 08:04 PM

Pets are a waste of money.

MAGICLIT · 11-01-2005, 08:07 PM

My dog is my homie, he gives me high fives, knows when im sad, entertains me without trying, I'll pay to have Bear around forever.....

SHOUT OUT OT MY DOGG BEAR, I LOVE YOU DUDE!

Niger Angelus · 11-01-2005, 08:20 PM

Why not just get friends? If they are useful ones they even buy stuff.

MAGICLIT · 11-01-2005, 08:32 PM

I have friends cocksmoker, my best friend is my roommate, but i don't need my friends to buy me anything, I got plenty of scrilla.

Niger Angelus · 11-01-2005, 08:38 PM

I don't.

I am a poor, unemployed college kid.

MAGICLIT · 11-01-2005, 10:19 PM

I don't think this got the attention it deserved.

Quote:

Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
I feel bad getting his nuts snipped before he gets a chance to nut in some bitch, hey Wayne, could you come down to Vegas? I think you and Bear would get along real well.

09-20-2005, 11:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I need to know what those rotating things are that you can put bottles in upside down and pour shots with, they have like 5 of themin a circle. What are those called, so I can find one on Ebay
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

09-20-2005, 11:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	you mean this?
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

09-20-2005, 11:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	or maybe this? could this be what you are looking for?
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

09-20-2005, 11:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Yessssss....thank you. This thread will flourish, as will our party profit when i utilize this thing at a party.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

09-21-2005, 12:09 AM	#5 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	you are quite welcome. by the way. i found it immediately on ebay.
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

09-21-2005, 12:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	rub it in.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

09-21-2005, 12:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I don't care for this attitude one bit Mr.Blonde.

09-29-2005, 09:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	There was a website a while back that listed a woman who posted a ridiculous "Dear John" letter in a newspaper or magazine or something, and then the guy came back with an awesome retort to the same thing, and I really need to find it. I think it was on here somtime, anybody know where I can find it?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

09-29-2005, 09:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Nevermind, found it. http://www.nubblies.net/cgi-bin/ubb/...=000991#000000
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

09-29-2005, 10:15 PM	#10 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	I found an even better, easier, cheaper model.

10-10-2005, 02:44 AM	#12 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	There's a new version of "Bizarre Love Triangle" out, the newest one I was aware of was the one by Stabbing Westward that came out and was on the Van Wilder soundtrack...but this one is like techno and on a commercial I think for a car, but I can't remember for sure, it sounded really cool though. I can't find it anywhere.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-01-2005, 05:57 PM	#13 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I NEED HELP My dog is 11 months old, so he is still a wittle puppy, but I think I need to get his balls snipped. He is half German Shepard half Boxer, so he's a big wittle boy. He has trouble listening when other dogs or strangers are around, like when I take him for a walk and shit. He pulls me when we walk, so i got a choke chain and i yell at him to stop, but seconds later, he pulls me again, and its hard to hold a beer, cigarette, and walk a dog. Also in our backyard, he digs up holes for no apparent reason, he doesnt bury a bone or nothing, justs digs. I am wondering if I should spray some shit all around the backyard that repels him away. So, does anyone have advice for me with this situation? Should i neuter him so he will calm down more and listen more attentively? help me please.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

11-01-2005, 06:04 PM	#14 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	you need to neuter him and beat him. dogs respond very well to fear.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

11-01-2005, 07:14 PM	#15 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	This works with people too. I was a friggin' maniac before I was neutered.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-01-2005, 07:40 PM	#16 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Seriously Zev? I have beat him when he's dug holes, I think he just bottles up his anger and does it again.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

11-01-2005, 08:04 PM	#20 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Pets are a waste of money.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

11-01-2005, 07:50 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	This dog needs release! Let him give you a good rogering. I bet you both could use it.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-01-2005, 07:54 PM	#18 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	you use a choke chain or a pinch collar? the pinch ones work much better than the choke chains. they look really harsh but are actually much better for the dog than the choke ones. our dog never pulls when he is wearing one of those.
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

11-01-2005, 07:55 PM	#19 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I feel bad getting his nuts snipped before he gets a chance to nut in some bitch, hey Wayne, could you come down to Vegas? I think you and Bear would get along real well.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

11-01-2005, 08:07 PM	#21 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	My dog is my homie, he gives me high fives, knows when im sad, entertains me without trying, I'll pay to have Bear around forever..... SHOUT OUT OT MY DOGG BEAR, I LOVE YOU DUDE!
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

11-01-2005, 08:20 PM	#22 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Why not just get friends? If they are useful ones they even buy stuff.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

11-01-2005, 08:32 PM	#23 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I have friends cocksmoker, my best friend is my roommate, but i don't need my friends to buy me anything, I got plenty of scrilla.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

11-01-2005, 08:38 PM	#24 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I don't. I am a poor, unemployed college kid.
	I enjoy knives and fire.