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God · 09-11-2003, 07:06 PM

Sins, sins, sins. These are the wrongs commited by all of earths inhabitants, which includes all of you.

In order to deter you all from sinning so much, this thread is being created to expose all of your deep dark secrets. Satan definitely qualifies as an expert in this area, so he'll be helping me out on this thread, because trust me, there is a lot of sin with this bunch.

The way this thread works is simple. Ask about a certain member, and we'll tell you some of their sins. Most likely they'll be things they have never told anyone at all (probably because of the extreme vulgarity or grotesque nature of the sins).

As for the sins we expose, there is no use denying the acts, for I am God, I know everything you have ever done. Satan was probably with you when you commited a lot of these acts, so he is also a primary witness.

Now, who should we start with?

[ September 11, 2003, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: God ]

Ugly Bastard · 09-11-2003, 07:20 PM

I think Titan should be outted first.

-Ugly Bastard

Satan · 09-11-2003, 07:25 PM

Titan? You mean besides feeling up his dead grandmother? Yeah, you could say he wasn't getting much "play" back in the day. That, coupled with the fact that, instead of fighting, he used to accuse white kids of calling him "nigger" at school in order to get them in trouble. He got a couple kids expelled. Yeah, he's a filthy nigger.

Orgazmo · 09-11-2003, 07:25 PM

Followed quite closely by Ugly Bastard.

Ugly Bastard · 09-11-2003, 07:34 PM

Then if you wouldn't mind dipping your thoughts into Orgazmo's life after you finish up with me.

-Ugly Bastard

Alpha · 09-12-2003, 12:07 AM

I would love to hear the_butcher's sins... Or Pliedes... Hell I'd love to hear you spill all mine for that matter.

Titan · 09-12-2003, 12:55 AM

I'll admit that I'm a dirty filthy nigger... but what's this shit about me molesting my grandmother? Seriously, nobody would do that... well... VOL might... but I wouldn't...

Now... if it were someone else's grandmother...

God · 09-12-2003, 12:55 AM

Mr. UB, well, first off, I don't approve of your name.

Ugly's list of sins is quite long, so we'll end up visiting his on more than one occasion.

-He once found a homeless man dead on the street, and stole his bottle of gin.

-I'm not sure if this is technically a sin, but it's frowned upon as a whole; he masterbates faster than anyone on earth.

-He once let a stray cat lick his nutsack

We'll just leave it all at that.

Satan · 09-12-2003, 12:56 AM

Oooooh yeah.
No, you're right. I had it wrong. You molested Pliedes' grandmother... you sick fuck. Personally, I think your grandmother is hotter.

It was Alpha that fucked his own grandmother... damn... he's one sick fuck.

Not as sick as me, fuckers.

God · 09-12-2003, 01:12 AM

Orgazmo... where to begin.

I always think you're on the right track, when you pull a 180 and dance with the devil.

Remember when you volunteered at the nursing home? I thought it was sweet of you to help old people out. But then you beat not 1, but 9 old ladies and took all of their valuables. And taking the wheels off all the wheelchairs was not ammusing. And masterbating into their medicine bottles, thats soooo overdone. And maybe they could've saved poor old Mildred's life if you hadn't been screwing both of the specialty nurses in the linen closet! And to top it all off, you used it all as 'community service' hours.

You're sick. And that's just skimming the surface.

And you know what's the worst yet? WHen that cat was licking Ugly's nuts; you watched. And liked it.

Orgazmo · 09-12-2003, 01:19 AM

Wow...

I'll admit that it's all true...except the last line. I'll never admit to the last line.

Alpha · 09-12-2003, 01:40 AM

Only because you loved it. Like shows no where near the magnitude of your joy over it.

Orgazmo · 09-12-2003, 01:42 AM

I mean, I've heard false statements before, Sir Alpha, but that one...that one was one fuck of a false statement. Perhaps the falsest statement ever to grace my eyes. If degrees of falsehood existed...that statement would be hot as fuck.

Alpha · 09-12-2003, 01:57 AM

I've been known to be wrong before... but I could have sworn... aw fuck it.

Ugly Bastard · 09-12-2003, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by God:
Ugly, I'm not sure if this is technically a sin, but it's frowned upon as a whole; you masterbate faster than anyone on Earth.

Erie.

Is that really you, God?

-Ugly Bastard

Combat Chuck · 09-12-2003, 04:50 PM

Alright God, Satan. Let the world know of my small imperfections.

victim · 09-21-2003, 12:53 AM

You know, I think God might just be one of us.

buckeye · 09-21-2003, 01:42 AM

just a slob like one of us?

the_butcher · 09-21-2003, 01:58 AM

...just a stranger on the bus?

Schroeder · 09-21-2003, 02:16 AM

Trying to make His way home?

Titan · 09-21-2003, 07:05 PM

Nobody calling on the phone...

Pliedes · 09-21-2003, 08:34 PM

'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome.

the_butcher · 09-21-2003, 11:48 PM

[insert sad guitar riff and woman singing here]

Combat Chuck · 09-22-2003, 01:13 AM

I remember loving that song.

Has anyone heard the remix of the song? Yeah, just add unneeded bass beats, and you'll get it.

Alpha · 09-22-2003, 01:25 AM

I want to hear God 's sins, see if he's slipped up anytime.

09-12-2003, 12:07 AM	#6 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	I would love to hear the_butcher's sins... Or Pliedes... Hell I'd love to hear you spill all mine for that matter.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

09-12-2003, 12:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I'll admit that I'm a dirty filthy nigger... but what's this shit about me molesting my grandmother? Seriously, nobody would do that... well... VOL might... but I wouldn't... Now... if it were someone else's grandmother...
	I do what the fuck I want.

09-12-2003, 01:40 AM	#12 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Only because you loved it. Like shows no where near the magnitude of your joy over it.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

09-12-2003, 01:57 AM	#14 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	I've been known to be wrong before... but I could have sworn... aw fuck it.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

09-21-2003, 12:53 AM	#17 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	You know, I think God might just be one of us.
	get off my internet!!!

09-11-2003, 07:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
God Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Everywhere Posts: 47 Internets: 10	Sins, sins, sins. These are the wrongs commited by all of earths inhabitants, which includes all of you. In order to deter you all from sinning so much, this thread is being created to expose all of your deep dark secrets. Satan definitely qualifies as an expert in this area, so he'll be helping me out on this thread, because trust me, there is a lot of sin with this bunch. The way this thread works is simple. Ask about a certain member, and we'll tell you some of their sins. Most likely they'll be things they have never told anyone at all (probably because of the extreme vulgarity or grotesque nature of the sins). As for the sins we expose, there is no use denying the acts, for I am God, I know everything you have ever done. Satan was probably with you when you commited a lot of these acts, so he is also a primary witness. Now, who should we start with? [ September 11, 2003, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: God ]

09-11-2003, 07:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I think Titan should be outted first. -Ugly Bastard

09-11-2003, 07:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
Satan Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Not the Pearly Gates, I\'ll tell you that much. Posts: 40 Internets: 10	Titan? You mean besides feeling up his dead grandmother? Yeah, you could say he wasn't getting much "play" back in the day. That, coupled with the fact that, instead of fighting, he used to accuse white kids of calling him "nigger" at school in order to get them in trouble. He got a couple kids expelled. Yeah, he's a filthy nigger.

09-11-2003, 07:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	Followed quite closely by Ugly Bastard.

09-11-2003, 07:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Then if you wouldn't mind dipping your thoughts into Orgazmo's life after you finish up with me. -Ugly Bastard

09-12-2003, 12:55 AM	#8 (permalink)
God Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Everywhere Posts: 47 Internets: 10	Mr. UB, well, first off, I don't approve of your name. Ugly's list of sins is quite long, so we'll end up visiting his on more than one occasion. -He once found a homeless man dead on the street, and stole his bottle of gin. -I'm not sure if this is technically a sin, but it's frowned upon as a whole; he masterbates faster than anyone on earth. -He once let a stray cat lick his nutsack We'll just leave it all at that.

09-12-2003, 12:56 AM	#9 (permalink)
Satan Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Not the Pearly Gates, I\'ll tell you that much. Posts: 40 Internets: 10	Oooooh yeah. No, you're right. I had it wrong. You molested Pliedes' grandmother... you sick fuck. Personally, I think your grandmother is hotter. It was Alpha that fucked his own grandmother... damn... he's one sick fuck. Not as sick as me, fuckers.

09-12-2003, 01:12 AM	#10 (permalink)
God Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Everywhere Posts: 47 Internets: 10	Orgazmo... where to begin. I always think you're on the right track, when you pull a 180 and dance with the devil. Remember when you volunteered at the nursing home? I thought it was sweet of you to help old people out. But then you beat not 1, but 9 old ladies and took all of their valuables. And taking the wheels off all the wheelchairs was not ammusing. And masterbating into their medicine bottles, thats soooo overdone. And maybe they could've saved poor old Mildred's life if you hadn't been screwing both of the specialty nurses in the linen closet! And to top it all off, you used it all as 'community service' hours. You're sick. And that's just skimming the surface. And you know what's the worst yet? WHen that cat was licking Ugly's nuts; you watched. And liked it.

09-12-2003, 01:19 AM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	Wow... I'll admit that it's all true...except the last line. I'll never admit to the last line.

09-12-2003, 01:42 AM	#13 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	I mean, I've heard false statements before, Sir Alpha, but that one...that one was one fuck of a false statement. Perhaps the falsest statement ever to grace my eyes. If degrees of falsehood existed...that statement would be hot as fuck.

09-12-2003, 04:50 PM	#16 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Alright God, Satan. Let the world know of my small imperfections.

09-21-2003, 01:42 AM	#18 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	just a slob like one of us?

09-21-2003, 01:58 AM	#19 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	...just a stranger on the bus?
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

09-21-2003, 02:16 AM	#20 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Trying to make His way home?

09-21-2003, 07:05 PM	#21 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Nobody calling on the phone...
	I do what the fuck I want.

09-21-2003, 08:34 PM	#22 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome.

09-21-2003, 11:48 PM	#23 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	[insert sad guitar riff and woman singing here]
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

09-22-2003, 01:13 AM	#24 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	I remember loving that song. Has anyone heard the remix of the song? Yeah, just add unneeded bass beats, and you'll get it.

09-22-2003, 01:25 AM	#25 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	I want to hear God 's sins, see if he's slipped up anytime.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.