Photophuckery! - Nubblies.net Forums

victim · 05-10-2003, 01:36 AM

Welcome to the game of Photophuckery! Here's how it works:

A somewhat humerous or interesting image is posted. Contestants take the image and edit using whatever means they have, MS Paint, Photoshop, or whatever the hell they use to make the most hilarious image possible. You don't have to use the original to make your image, as long as your product is similar in theme to the original. We're not looking for beauty, we're looking for originality and humor, so don't worry if it looks shitty. After enough people have posted (in a fashion similar to Finish it Bitch), the poster of the original image chooses the winner, giving them a point and the responsiblity of starting the next round. If any of this sounds completely foreign to you, check out the photoshop contests at http://www.worth1000.com and http://www.fark.com . I don't expect anything of that quality yet, but it's something to think about...

So... the first image:

Go photophuck it.

05-10-2003, 03:28 AM

Yeah, I'm honestly terrible at this shit...

ninjaface · 05-10-2003, 05:10 AM

I dunno.

vader521 · 05-10-2003, 11:41 AM

here it is...

[This message has been edited by vader521 (edited May 10, 2003).]

vader521 · 05-10-2003, 05:06 PM

Cheech's head is a little to big but, I had to add in Beetlejuice from Howard Stern!

ninjaface · 05-12-2003, 01:47 AM

ok. i dont think this thread is going to work. This thread needs either more people to photo-phuck, or it needs to be a weekly type thing. Maybe post a starter pic every monday and let people post their changes for a week.

[This message has been edited by ninjaface (edited May 11, 2003).]

Titan · 05-12-2003, 02:19 AM

Your name is ninjaface and you have an ninja for an avatar, yet you are on the pirate's side. Do I need further proof to demonstrate that you are a moron?

Ugly Bastard · 05-12-2003, 09:17 AM

ninjaface-

Do not listen to Titan and his irricratic bull-shit. You are a valued Pirate, and we appreciate having you.

Titan can go have sex with himself.

-Ugly Bastard

As for the photo-phuckery, I plan to tinker with the above picture sometime tonight after I can successfully steal Photoshop 7 off of Kazaa. It's been a real bitch of a process so far, but rest assured, my task will be completed.

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited May 12, 2003).]

ninjaface · 05-13-2003, 12:34 AM

hmm. i dont remember choosing the pirate, but oh well.

UB. i have paintshop pro 7, which i got from kazaa. it works nicely. But from what i hear, photoshop is better.

Ugly Bastard · 05-13-2003, 11:10 AM

I really suck balls at this type of stuff.

-Ugly Bastard

vader521 · 05-13-2003, 10:35 PM

Mine is a true winner...

victim · 05-13-2003, 11:48 PM

Vader, you can go fuck yourself... your submission pissed me off, it was just a bunch of shit thrown together in an attempt at humor. The round's winner is Ugly Bastard because crude as it was in image quality, it made some sense and had a gun in it.

Ugly Bastard - 1

Alright, UB, bring on the next round.

Ugly Bastard · 05-14-2003, 09:15 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by victim:
[UB's was] crude...in image quality<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, I had some serious issues when I went to save the file, to make a long story short; I'm just glad I was able to submit anything, because for a while there, it didn't look too good.

Thanks though victim, I honestly thought I had no chance.

Next:
[img]http://srd.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Hong+Kong+People/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://faculty.washington.edu/karyiu/confer/workshop-98/photos1/020.jpg[/img]

-Ugly Bastard

05-15-2003, 11:54 PM

I'm so terrible at these...

ninjaface · 05-17-2003, 02:25 PM

Am I correct in assuming that the winning photophuck depends solely on the previous winners personal preference?

victim · 05-17-2003, 03:44 PM

It's subjective, yes.

ninjaface · 05-19-2003, 11:20 PM

hmm. i hope someone else submits a photophuck soon

Ugly Bastard · 06-12-2003, 11:59 AM

Me too.

-Ugly Bastard

Timmy Two Beers · 06-13-2003, 03:16 AM

[ June 13, 2003, 03:48 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

Timmy Two Beers · 06-13-2003, 03:39 AM

If anyone knows how to make that appear as a photo instead of a link, I would appreciate the help.

Ugly Bastard · 06-13-2003, 09:31 AM

Oh my God. Submit no more. Timmy Two Beers' won't be beat. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Scoreboard:
Ugly Bastard - 1
Timmy Two Beers - 1

-Ugly Bastard

ninjaface · 06-22-2003, 08:41 PM

and.,... submit a picture.

fat_retard · 07-11-2003, 02:52 PM

Since nobody has posted a picture to edit in a while, I am took it upon myself to get another picture.

ninjaface · 07-11-2003, 09:31 PM

Way to take initiative fat_retard.

malibu · 07-14-2003, 01:06 AM

Here is my entry... not the greatest thing but I tried...

[ July 13, 2003, 11:35 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

05-10-2003, 03:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Yeah, I'm honestly terrible at this shit...
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

05-15-2003, 11:54 PM	#14 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I'm so terrible at these...
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

06-13-2003, 03:16 AM	#19 (permalink)
Timmy Two Beers Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 126 Internets: 10	[ June 13, 2003, 03:48 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]
	Knock Knock...Who's There...Go Fuck Yourself!

06-13-2003, 03:39 AM	#20 (permalink)
Timmy Two Beers Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 126 Internets: 10	If anyone knows how to make that appear as a photo instead of a link, I would appreciate the help.
	Knock Knock...Who's There...Go Fuck Yourself!

07-14-2003, 01:06 AM	#25 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Here is my entry... not the greatest thing but I tried... [ July 13, 2003, 11:35 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

05-10-2003, 01:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Welcome to the game of Photophuckery! Here's how it works: A somewhat humerous or interesting image is posted. Contestants take the image and edit using whatever means they have, MS Paint, Photoshop, or whatever the hell they use to make the most hilarious image possible. You don't have to use the original to make your image, as long as your product is similar in theme to the original. We're not looking for beauty, we're looking for originality and humor, so don't worry if it looks shitty. After enough people have posted (in a fashion similar to Finish it Bitch), the poster of the original image chooses the winner, giving them a point and the responsiblity of starting the next round. If any of this sounds completely foreign to you, check out the photoshop contests at http://www.worth1000.com and http://www.fark.com . I don't expect anything of that quality yet, but it's something to think about... So... the first image: Go photophuck it.

05-10-2003, 05:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I dunno.

05-10-2003, 11:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
vader521 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 350 Internets: 10	here it is... [This message has been edited by vader521 (edited May 10, 2003).]

05-10-2003, 05:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
vader521 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 350 Internets: 10	Cheech's head is a little to big but, I had to add in Beetlejuice from Howard Stern!

05-12-2003, 01:47 AM	#6 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	ok. i dont think this thread is going to work. This thread needs either more people to photo-phuck, or it needs to be a weekly type thing. Maybe post a starter pic every monday and let people post their changes for a week. [This message has been edited by ninjaface (edited May 11, 2003).]

05-12-2003, 02:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Your name is ninjaface and you have an ninja for an avatar, yet you are on the pirate's side. Do I need further proof to demonstrate that you are a moron?

05-12-2003, 09:17 AM	#8 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	ninjaface- Do not listen to Titan and his irricratic bull-shit. You are a valued Pirate, and we appreciate having you. Titan can go have sex with himself. -Ugly Bastard As for the photo-phuckery, I plan to tinker with the above picture sometime tonight after I can successfully steal Photoshop 7 off of Kazaa. It's been a real bitch of a process so far, but rest assured, my task will be completed. [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited May 12, 2003).]

05-13-2003, 12:34 AM	#9 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	hmm. i dont remember choosing the pirate, but oh well. UB. i have paintshop pro 7, which i got from kazaa. it works nicely. But from what i hear, photoshop is better.

05-13-2003, 11:10 AM	#10 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I really suck balls at this type of stuff. -Ugly Bastard

05-13-2003, 10:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
vader521 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 350 Internets: 10	Mine is a true winner...

05-13-2003, 11:48 PM	#12 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Vader, you can go fuck yourself... your submission pissed me off, it was just a bunch of shit thrown together in an attempt at humor. The round's winner is Ugly Bastard because crude as it was in image quality, it made some sense and had a gun in it. Ugly Bastard - 1 Alright, UB, bring on the next round.

05-14-2003, 09:15 AM	#13 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by victim: [UB's was] crude...in image quality<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah, I had some serious issues when I went to save the file, to make a long story short; I'm just glad I was able to submit anything, because for a while there, it didn't look too good. Thanks though victim, I honestly thought I had no chance. Next: [img]http://srd.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Hong+Kong+People/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://faculty.washington.edu/karyiu/confer/workshop-98/photos1/020.jpg[/img] -Ugly Bastard

05-17-2003, 02:25 PM	#15 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Am I correct in assuming that the winning photophuck depends solely on the previous winners personal preference?

05-17-2003, 03:44 PM	#16 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	It's subjective, yes.

05-19-2003, 11:20 PM	#17 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	hmm. i hope someone else submits a photophuck soon

06-12-2003, 11:59 AM	#18 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Me too. -Ugly Bastard

06-13-2003, 09:31 AM	#21 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Oh my God. Submit no more. Timmy Two Beers' won't be beat. [img]smile.gif[/img] Scoreboard: Ugly Bastard - 1 Timmy Two Beers - 1 -Ugly Bastard

06-22-2003, 08:41 PM	#22 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	and.,... submit a picture.

07-11-2003, 02:52 PM	#23 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	Since nobody has posted a picture to edit in a while, I am took it upon myself to get another picture.

07-11-2003, 09:31 PM	#24 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Way to take initiative fat_retard.

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