hell, they can f'n un-post-it

not sure where you are headed with this

I love toking the reefer. Dude, I totally understand shit after I've toked, but before man, I get so confused dude, I smoked some more and I am still confused about this conversation, but I'm stoned dude, so its all good. Smoke it if ya got it.

We'll if you don't understand something as simple as this, you clearly haven't gained the knowledge.

Go back to your studies, young one.

perhaps. there was a tape deck. I gotta rash. and some tapes. some Creedene. and a briefcase. with some buisness people.

Damn, okay wax on wax off dude, i'll do that i need to burn one and go to bed anyway, I gotta be at work at seven dude, that sucks, really cuts down on my high time.

exactly. what I have been trying to clarify the whole time.

Rent/or Buy "The Big Lebowski"

that was not her tow dude

oh, please dear,,,,the supreame court has priorly-rejected prior restraint

awwww, nice maurmet

toe

[ March 16, 2004, 11:03 PM: Message edited by: AcTivE ]

dude i don't know if your talking to me, but just in case you are, theres no need to get hostile man, i gave up violence and any negative actions a while ago dude, i'm not tryin to piss anyone off. Heres some words of wisdom, In every life we have some trouble, if you worry you'll make it double, don't worry be happy man.

awwww, nice maurmet

Amen.

Alright dude I'm just going to stop posting now because your brining me down. Not you active

[ March 16, 2004, 11:07 PM: Message edited by: George Sherman ]

my only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the germans cut my dick off

iam drunk. i need my johnson

in the great words of ben harper......burn one down....but im not doing that shit anymore....but i am tippin back the old jim beam tonight...and he says you guys are mother fuckin pimps...and yall should be at the poker tourney sat...so does james hetfield who is playing whom the bell tolls on my tv right now...he says fuck all you pussy that dont show...thats right..james fuckin hetfield said that mother fuckas

[ March 16, 2004, 11:18 PM: Message edited by: Shaw ]

Oh hell fucking shit yes you should. You guys ever notice how fucking much the word fuck is badass when you're drunk...

I fucking love parrot bay rum, drink it straight ont he rocks with a coupel shots of Cabo Wabo Tequilla and fuck I feel like a damn champ.

INDIANA HOOSIERS NATIONAL CHAMPIONS 2005 !!

haha dude...I LOVE BDH....I talk to this kid for about 30 min. tonight and he is crackin my shit up....SAT. Night everyone better be there damnit...me and mr. beam say be there

Wow. Good thing this comment is in this drunk thread or else I would think you were being serious.

reading is too much of a hassle when you are drizzzunk

so it's not st.pat's day anymore?

shut your fucking face uncle fucka

I must say...2 nights in a row...yeah! Bicardi 151 is hard stuff =]

I went out around midnight tonight... run into some friends and had a good time... got home about 10 minutes ago. I got followed by an unmarked cop about 75% of the way from Hoggle's to my house only to get pulled over right in front of my next door neighbor's house.

I got the usual "have you been drinking at all tonight?" schtick then was asked to step out of the car... the motherfucker proceeds to administer the dreaded pen test, he holds a fuckin pen in front of me and asks me to touch it?! So I touched it.

I guess that wasn't good enough because he continues... next I have to follow the pen with my eyes while not moving my head. I do so, but once again, I guess it wasn't enough. I kinda shoot the shit with him for a second, he tells me about all the people he busts for OWI while right in front of where they're going, about some shit at Hardee's and about how the pen test he just gave me is 90-95% accurate at picking out drunk people.

Apparently, I had failed because right after the small talk, when I think he's gonna say "go ahead and pull into your fucking driveway", the suminabitch tells me that he just has one more thing he wants me to do... the breathalizer! I have never been breathalized before (except at parties cause one of my friends is a CJ major, rides w/ cops on occasion, and somehow got his greasy paws on one). Anywho, I was a little concerned... I know that I'm not drunk but what if this little box disagrees like the pen test obviously did?

Ends up that I not only pass, but I wasn't even half of the legal limit.

The moral of the story:
When I say I've only had four beers, I've only had four beers... I'm not gonna lie to you, nigga.

[ March 27, 2004, 03:35 AM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]

Wow, you should tell Ryan about this. Since he probably knows the cop, maybe he could get you on the good with them all, just like he surely is.

-Ugly Bastard

StabMaster, the cops like to follow people in Winona Lake, run the plates, and then pull them over right before their house. This has happened to my brother twice this year. They have absolutely no reason to pull you over, but they will make up some bullshit like you were going 15 mph over the speed limit or you were driving in the middle of the road or some shit like that. I hate the cops around Winona Lake.

Maybe you should become a cop killer.

-Ugly Bastard

Nah, I don't really want to go to jail or be on death row.

The Glyde don't go on no death row.

-Ugly Bastard

i drunk mt a river till you tore me apart.

Trasheed is back bitches!!! I will go after your car with more napalm and flag burning than you've ever seen! Correct grammar is attempting to keep me typing my words in proper spelling and punctuation!!! BOOM!!! There goes the American Embassy!! rock on bitches. Jihaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!

I was drinking with BDH again the other night and it was hillarious. Buckeye can vouch, this kid says some on the dumbest shit I have ever heard when he is drunk. I think I am just going to record everything next time.

Last night I participated in what I like to call the "Drunken All-You-Can-Bowl." For about $10 or $12 each, we got shoes, and as many games as we could bowl in about 3 hours or so. There were 4 of us, and only one of us, Chris, was over 21. But that didn't matter much. Chris went and bought a pitcher of beer. We ended up getting 4 pitchers of beer by the end of the night. One guy wasn't drinking so me and the other 2 guys ended up having a little over 1 pitcher each. The best part of the night was on the way home. We tried to stop somewhere for food, but they were closed. Chris didn't like that. So he yelled through the glass at the cleaning staff and then he proceeded to press his ass against the plate glass window. Good times. And before we left the parking lot, Chris and another guy pissed on someones van. They showed that van some humility. A video camera would have been nice to have, but oh well. Maybe next Sunday.

hmm...so, i sat in my friends room with a coke in one hand and a fiji bottel filled w/ vodka in the other...meh, i'm durnk.

a figi bottle! hahahahaha
ui was at a party

2 nithgts in a row bitchesa.
bamn i reaock.

damn i'm so drunk right now

...............not off of alcohol.

I saw Fat Chad at a party last night

Holy shit I was fucking wasted last night, I got online and tried to type something but I couyldn't even get one word out. Needless to say it was a good night,

I saw Mr. Anky at a party last night

yeah anky ralphed in front of mother bears last night. fucking pussy.

[ April 19, 2004, 01:00 AM: Message edited by: yardobeef ]

Good Job Anky

*Bump
TIME TO GET THIS THREAD READY FOR LITTLE 5

Yes this is going to be a very interesting weekend. HaHa, Anky got sick. That is funny. Anky, do you think we can get a DD this time so I don't have to drive with some girl puking out the side of your SUV when I am trying to get drunk [img]smile.gif[/img] . And how about that parallel parking I did in my mustang the night before that? ;) Good times.

jimmy johns

yeah, i fuckin sprinted down Capt. Morgan's street, haha.

Ran from police on 19th street.
Then we fucked st ankys mom.
She was a freak, cus shes latino.
She screasm ai ai ai. pappi, si si si.
shes a mexican whore