toke me awhile to do what?

Make the arrow point to your name that meant you were drunk because you have been drinking. Or maybe you were reading...reading. Or thinking...thinking.

nope i did it right away.....was pretty easy..just a point and a click click click click away!!! i need a beer

Haha. Alright man, sorry about the mis-inform-ity.

This will be the longest drunken post in the history of Nubblies history. Probably even the best post ever. THe content held within this post is nothing short of mind blowing and completely astonishing. Probably the astonishing part stems more from the fact that I'm still writing something down when most Nubblites would have thrown in the towel. I however continue typing at a grueling pace. Faster than most of those who are sober. Yet the content still is erection inducing. Much like a picture of Ugly bastard's mother. Why did I just say that you may ask? because this is the mother fucking drunk thread and anything goes. I can say that tonguegina has molested 12 little boys. I can say that Niger got it in the butt from his pet dog last night. I can even say that underwater has crabs. DJFC likes men, and Mr. blonde is his sextoy. The butcher cries himself to sleep at night, and Active has no penis. Lethal is a cocksucker, and Orgazmo has a sex doll. Victim bangs his asshole with his crutches, and Stab Master Arson has sex with cows (and by cows I mean fat women). VOL wishes he had tits, so he could feel himself up. Ninjaface has to sit down to pee, and Pliedes wets the bed...while sleeping with Titan. big donged hoe is actually hung like a hoe...meaning he has a vagina. And Lethal just picked him up on the corner...unfortunately for Lethal, bdh also has HIV.

Alright I can't think of anymore members to insult. If you feel I've left you out, I apologize, I didn't mean to. Perhaps if you post a message I will insult you as well.

[ March 17, 2005, 03:58 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

Honestly, that really was one of the best drunken posts I've ever read on here, except for one thing. I don't have crabs... anymore. I've gotten them all cleared up since that whole Mark incident. [img]redface.gif[/img]

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nice, more cushion for the pushin

&lt;-------------SOOOOOOOOOO WASTED

so it's st. patrick's day. I went to two beer tents and another regular bar. I got a call from an ex telling me that she wants to meet up and end up at my house tonight. I called the girl I'm seeing now and she says that she's having a "girl's night" where she sits at home and drinks with her roommate and whatever other girls happen by. My night is just beginning and I'm already faced with such a decision. now, I already know what I'm doing tonight... I just don't know who with.

What is your definition of "seeing" a girl?

Yeah. It depends largely on your definition.

From a girl's perspective.....

Okay, I was just going to say "From a girl's perspective, it does." But that doesn't work.

If I was just casually seeing someone (as in no title, and just hanging out one or two nights a week) and they fucked somebody else one night while I was hanging out with some of my friends, I'd be pissed. And I'd probably stop seeing the guy.

So nevermind. My initial post was worthless.

I think you should try to pull off another "Arson Doubleplay."

in the psat few nights ive found out that i have a good handshake and nice calves. im funny. and im hot.

the end. goodnight..

Calves are important.

Hello Drunk Things, it's been a while.

Today I drank my favorite drink (gin and tonics) then went with my roommate to help a friend who had run out of gas.

During this strange and twisted journey I ran into 3 policemen and yelled at some people bicycling down the road "Do you think you own the road!? Fuck you!" It was great. Drunk things, you are the greatest thread on nubblies, rivled in greatness only by the sexbox (who doesn't count; the sexbox isn't a thread per se).

Drunks Things, Drunk Things. Drunk Things galore. Sometimes I wonder and think that perhaps this thread should be in the jibberish forum, since most of it consists of jibberish. Fuck it though, seriously. I'm drunk, I'm drunk, I'm drunk. Call me a skunk, and I won't even care because I'm drunk. Shit. What the fuck am I even talking about anymore? Nothing. Well I have class tomorrow at 8:00 in the morning. And don't say that I won't go because I have to go. It doesn't matter if I wake up with a four alarm hangout, I have to go. I dunno though. Maybe I won't. It's definitely going to be a struggle. I should go to bed. Odds are in 6 hours I'll be in a classroom.

ha. i know he's drunk, but it's still funny that he got the completely wrong word.

Lots of things happened tonight we smoked out the delivery guy (even tought i dont smnoek my roomates do) ten we drnk a lot with an old foreign exchange student friend, and we got trashed ive been drunk since about 2pm.

Here's just an update. I went to class this morning. My head hurt, my legs hurt. My throat was so sore I could barely swallow, and my stomach was craving food. God it sucked. Finally, almost 3 hours later I am able to relax and EAT.

im so fucking hung over its not even funny. 24 newcastles and a bottle of jager... you'd think i'd nkow where to stop

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That just made my day. :D

Woke up this morning... God damnit where is my half gallon of gin?
My roommate - "maybe you hid it man"
Me - "Why in the hell would I hide it"
Roommate - "I don't know but it wouldn't surprize me"
Me - "I bet someone took it."

Nope, I hid it under a pile of clothes in my closit, found it this afternoon.

I'm sure you drank all of that in one night, too.

If there is a flush flop, I have it bitches.

everytime i drikn, i gets to thinking....
i should really do this moree ofetn.
and thats awesome.

I love breasts.

i am going ti kielly lou all. that means im goin toing to kilc you all and im not looksin g athe gschreen but that doesnt matte the facot fo the matter is that i am going ti kill you all

Lay off the gin next time.

I am goiung to finish this Citron, honest I will. I like my new drink too. I get toasted with it.

It's so hot! Giving up drinking for a few weeks was a bad choice!

Haha, that is how I felt about bud, but it was a good choice, now drining I don't think I could ever give up. Just like Nubblies.

I

Fuck Schaab and Brandon at Beer pong. Fuck them in their stupid asses.

I am sooooo toasted so excuse me. Ok, first off, Blonde is cool, I want to party with him and DJ, you are cool too. The citron is almost gone. I want to be a good Nubblies poster, I know my threads, don't get a lot of replies, but I try. Honest. You all are soo cool, even you STDX, and your other IDs, you all have inflnced me and I thank you, I toast to years of Nubblies. Yes, I am drunk, but I am a perfectionist, so this post must be good.

[ April 02, 2005, 12:10 AM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]

I am officially drunk. Wow. It is almost gone too. Jeez.

I can't believe you finished a whole fifth. try as hard as you can to be down at IU for Lil 5. I extend that to every other nubblite as well (as much as DJ is willing to accept, at least.) This could be some fun shit, especially with the aid of digicams.

Haha man, I am not photogenic. [img]smile.gif[/img] Though they say. I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Drunk, I want to chill with you dudes so much, I think I will try to come down with BDH, when is the date?

I think tonifhrt ia itr I ma s9r druimkl

MEOW!!!!!

Post your pic woman.

-And that's my post.

it's a dude.

Dangit!

-And that's my post.

jmoney is the wierdest mother ever

I've been drinkin since 2
I dunno what to do
So I found me a jew
And shot him in the mother fuckin shoe
I got a crew
We drink Mountain Dew

Hooray for putting everything else on hold so you can drink all day and night. God bless reckless alcoholism.

Gin and tonics like usual.

Hooray for Dirty Harry's freestyle (I'm not kidding, if you hate drunk freestyles you are gay and going to hell).

niger, crash with me at the lil 500.

You know I had to do it again.

Three days in a row, what can I say? Drinkin is just been what's up lately. It's like I start drinking a beer, and then I don't stop till I've drank numerous ammounts of Keystone. Then I come back to my home and the first thing that's on my mind is the mother fuckin drunk thread, and how I have to post more complete nonsense in it. Nonsense is fun when you're drunk. This is really the only thread that I feel I can come to when I'm shitfaced and just type whatever the fuck comes to my mind. It's kinda neat like that. I honestly feel that this thread is a great one. I'm done now. Later hoes.

this is a little early for the druk thiang sbut i done taknow what to say aagiclit is a whore and i woudlnt hit that shit if you ffoeredc me a million doallars becaus e magic clit has aids and that shit is naty and shtat shit has aids im drunk as fuck right jnow and that hroe from las vegas has all kind of sexually transmitted diseasdes