OK people... here's the idea... get on this thread when you are drunk, as I am, and say stuff... and when you are sober, it will be a funny read! How does that sound?

good idea, thats more of a game type of post i think though

NOOOOOOO, YOU ARE WRONG, ITS NOT A GAME ITS DRUNKENNESS AT ITS BEST!!!

Also really fun--get drunk and have gay butt sex with your roomates. I give it two thumbs up.

briz remember that time... the other night when i found you out in the cold and took you back to your place and for being such a nice guy you....

that was a good night, and all while we were both drunk

yea i do

i also remember a firetruck that was getting ready to T bone us, that'd have been no good

Grocery shopping rules!

It is 8:09 a.m. and I just starting driking a Liter of Jack Daniels. Lets see how long it takes me to get drunk...ok? [img]smile.gif[/img]

hthe bottel is empt y anthaings are fuzzey .

I love jim morrison......hahaha, i really do...he was badass as hell

fuck fuckc aoid fuck you fucking fucker head as fucker. i hate you all fuckers fuck. if i had a gun, id shoot you all in the head becuase i hate everyone bitches. fruitacious and i are having a drunk party online, you guys shoud ajoin us. its nbitching good time. he just cannoncballed two shots and hes gone tnow. fuck fuck shit shit.ha.btichings.idontlikeusingthespacebaranymore .

yay for the spacebar!!! longlive onnan!!1 spill your seed on the soil bitch

ill show you soil, bitches. fucking hell nigga askll. dont you try to move my mouse without telling me, only i can move it becuase i hvae hte power to move my mouse tiwhwouth any probmelsm niger.

bite the bullet and swallow the handgun fuckas. Kra2h is a gay as hell name an dhe blows goats. fuck tha poliece.

my name is trasheed, and i will bomb your carr

Fuckin' A, my fucking friends.
Rock'n'fuckin'roll.

Wow, this shit is funnier to read when you are drunk, than when you are sober...

sour apples are really cool
and i'm really really good right now!
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so yeah, i just experianced the weirdest thing ever, my fucking crazy ass cat sneezed and fell on me!she was sittin on top of my moniter and then pow, silver got atacked by falling cat.

you should have ninja sliced that mofo as soon as he fell off that monitor

I think the falling was enough for her... but next time I'll think about it...

And man, I was drunk lastnight....

Tequila or Vodka or Bacardi O + Orange Juice + Grenadine = Amazing!

Fell on the ice, hurt like a bitch.

who thought of the idea to stomp the shit out of abunch of grapes and then to let the juice just sit for a year or two before drinking it? they must've called it wine because that's all people did after they tasted it............grapes are good

probably the same person who first decided to milk the cow.

milk life for all you can - it's all you get. speaking of milking (loud bang) --- what was that, jesus -- look how big it is, and it's coming right us.... Tune in next week for the awaited answer; who milked me, and why she didn't call back, next week on drunken news with jim.

beer is good