fuck the bitches that to ok me to see that increpid nigger movie tonight

there is a broken golf club in my room i can only speculate as to why it was broken

[ April 09, 2005, 04:03 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

Come on blonde, there's no need to edit the drunk thread. It's the drunk thread!

If I remember correctly, Blonde said something mean about someone else.

Apparently he didn't want the 'someone else,' to find out.

What fun are edited posts anyways? Not much I'd say.

gNASTY speaks the trugh once again, there is no fu nin editd threads the only fun in drunk thread isn reading them undedited.

this is a drunken unedi9ted t hread and i had to say it but frankly i hae you all, yup thats the truth i hate everuy singele one of you ayou are all faggots and you deserve to burn in hell.

Edit:

inestead of making a new post i realiest that i shoud ljust make a new post:

ok i hate you all and i wish you would all die, thet ouwe be extremely entertaining to me and that would be the shti fi fyou aouwle all just idie

nubblies i sthe shit, but i cjeck it oo often, thas becomming quite to probemt i chekccin last thing before i go to sleep and the firth thing when i wake up and i think thats the problem.

on the oopic of drunk thread thst5there should be way more runk threads! why aren't more people making drunk posts!:

[ April 14, 2005, 02:46 AM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

So I took a bunch of xanax last night, and got so drunk that everyone thought I was going to die.

hehe, that's a good trick to play on someone.

ya thate tridck that thtat is is goiodk cut I do lyou know an better caonw

"The Art of Sleep Drinking"
by Ironic Mustache

Last night after consuming large quantities of gin, I passed out to the soothing sounds of napoleon dynamite.

My woman (still awake) witnessed me walk to the kitchen, grab a corona, open it with a lighter, and start drinking it. I stayed there for a second, and then returned to bed with it. I then went to lay back down, without doing anything with the almost full beer. Pretty much I just let it spill all over me, and then woke up enraged. I had no recollection of the events that had transpired. I had been awakened by cold beer all over myself and bed (which I'd now have to clean up), and had wasted a beer. Worst shit ever.

[ April 20, 2005, 10:49 AM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

Wow. I haven't posted on this thing in like a year. But i highly enjoy the drunk stories. I'm a college freshman and am starting to get my own.

My favorite thus far is when I made my best friend pee all over herself and walk around the party pointing to her stain and telling people. Her boyfriend was in the kitchen telling his friends all about his girlfriend (my best friend) and how wonderful she is. Just then my best friend comes bursting into the room, grabs her boyfriend and yells, "I was trying to poop and Courtney made me pee my pants!"...the proceeded to stalk out of the room as quickly as she had arrived. He looked at his friends sheepishly and said, "Uh, ya. That's my girlfriend."

I love my friends.

That's ridiculous.

Wow does anyone know what the fuck I was trying to say here, cause I don't.

yeah, i've been tring to figure that out for days......toughy man......

I should probably just stop posting when I am drunk.

Edit: What am I talking about, that is never going to ha[ppen

[ April 21, 2005, 01:49 PM: Message edited by: George Sherman ]

NEVER do that, those are your best posts

hahahahahaha, I don't know weether to takeit as a compplimnent or an insurlt

edit: like right nowI shouolld probabbly yjust stop posting

[ April 21, 2005, 01:52 PM: Message edited by: George Sherman ]

compliment....you bring so much joy to others when you're intoxicated

Edit: Forgot to use the spellcheck when im high, silly clit

[ April 21, 2005, 01:54 PM: Message edited by: MAGICLIT ]

As I drink I get better a pool, but worse at philoshophy. Hmmm............... BALLS!!!

honeslty i think its supposed to happen to happen thei other way aroud.

i just went to la bamba and for the first time in my life it tasted like complete shit...maybe because im not drunk enough or maybe because i didnt throw a burrito at the fat fuck

I'm drunk and I'm so fucking bored, I hate being at home its so fucking boring I could fuck a chicken or a cow. I hate my girlfriend or I guess you could say my ex-girlfriend but she pisses me the fuck off so god damn much it makes me so mad. Fuck. Sometimes I wanna rip her jugular out with my bare hands, but other times I just wish things could be back to normal. Fuck these niggas.

I just got drunk for the first time EVER! I'm a good typer though, so there. I win.