how bad is it? you wanna sell me your new wheels and tires now that they don't really matter anymore?

It's not too bad. I still wish the worst upon his loved ones, though.

And sure...how's a grand sound?

I'll give you a grand sense of philanthropy after you give them to me for $250

No dice.

Hello drunk things.

My name is DJ FC. I am your creator, your god.

I will revive you from time to time when I am drunk.

You shall never die.

-DJ FC

meeee hehe hehe heee heee heee hee mon heee

mwuahahahahahahahahaha

(puke)

/clap excidedently

i gave your mom the clap

haha that's what YOU think, hahaha you lose

I lose?

I know I have it. She didn't know I had it.

I fucked her with no rubber.

There is a solid chance she has it dude.

Why are you thinking about these things DJ FC? That is gross. I suppose that happens to some people though...

When you have done something it takes a lot of effort to forget it...

I have the clap, I stuck my penis in your mom.

Yes, when we have done something, it does take a lot of effor to forget it. Makes perfect since. That must be why I have the clap.

Shit.

This isn't really a drunk post, but it's about something that happened last night whilst drunk that I just remembered.

So FC came up to Ball State to party with us, and him, myself, and my roommate passionfish went out to a bar, which was unnaturally packed, got some cheap pitchers, and drank a bit. when we were leaving, we decided we wanted hot dogs, because as those of you who have been here know, we have the hot dog man, Carter, who has a cart outside of the bars and makes the best chili cheese dogs ever. So we're waiting in line and while we're doing it we're talking to some dudes and one of them is from Purdue..FC is from IU.

They were both being friendly to each other in the line, but then after we got our dogs, FC goes up to the guy, and says something to the effect of "hey man, it was nice to meet you...but...west lafeyette (where purdue is) licks balls."

The guy was a bit bigger than FC, and got this look on his face and like stared him down...got real pissed...reared back....

...and threw his chili cheese dog at him. HARD. i mean i heard it smack against FC. Then FC and I just started busting up laughing, because honestly...who throws a hot dog? We just walked away laughing our asses off. I thought it was a pretty funny story.

Fuck Purdue.

Fuck the whole state of Indiana, its worthless.

It's the crossroads of America!

Fuck the entire south.

I ate one of carter's chili cheese dogs tonight. It was just okay.

were you drunk? are you telling me this is the first time since you've had one at BSU? being drunk makes all the difference.

i've never seen anyone throw a hotdog in anger, a couple weeks ago i was walking home wasted eating a cheeseburgr and i stubbed my toe bad so i threw a cheeseburger at a truck passing by.

thats hilarious. I can only imagine the truck driver "...did that drunk motherfucker just throw a cheeseburger at me?"

well at least someone besides my gf had a good laugh out of it. it was slightly funnier for her though because she knew i was missing a toenail and bleeding profusely.

such things do add to the hilarity of the situation