And you type like a goddamned madman while I am trying to sleep in the hallway, despite the lack of a fucking pillow.

Last night around 7:30 I started feeling extremely sick to my stomach. Around 9 I was puking my guts out. I puked my guts out for the remainder of the night.

This is the reason that I was sober last night. I am so pissed off b/c there was a mardi gra (or however the fuck it's spelled) party at a good friend's house last night.

I was a cunt hair close to getteing in a fight tonight. It was either great or not, i'm not sure yet. My first time. I owned him in beer pong. He was a badsss duesh. Good times though.

duyde I just woike upo and stil;pl a tad drujk, i harer to work ar five, thisd suck.

I have donte it. i am drunk. and it was ufn. havnt doen thins for guiwte a while; and it isufn. i am getting ready to take my lil bero to shool in about 45 min. that should ve interesteting. witsh me luicj. later,

Drunk things, hi my name is dj fc i just went to la bambas drunk and i tried to rip them off but it didnt work and they caught me but oh well fuck them i know i tried i knew i could be caught and i was caught. As soon as I finish digesting this super steak burrito I will begin drinking again and that is a big deal.

A REAL BIG FUC,KIN DEAL.

Next weekend is the big one.

The whole fuckin schebang. After that there is no more glamourous celebration,as a matter of fact that is when death slowly takes grip upon our lives.

FUck death!!! Live a lot! Live Long! Do all that you want to do! Fuck all that shit! Fuck all those hippy fags who say you cant cus other fuckin groups dont have the chance fuck them! Fuck them! fuck them!

For legal purposes, I would like to clarify:

I do not know who jumped on the hood of the car, then subsequently fell and slid down it in the used car lot, I was simply a innocent bystander.

I don't know how two people in my general vicinity broke their cell phones... must be the weather.

Whoever puked on my shoe is a fucking bastard, certainly not anyone I know.

Someone rubbed ketchup into the wall of the restaurant, but I certainly wasn't hanging out with them.

My name really is Frank McCourt, I swear. Check my ID.

I know nothing about the borrowing of the snow clearing materials from a utility closet, and the subsequent pouring of rock salt all over the dorm room of an unsuspecting individual. In fact, I'm pretty sure it never happened. I'm going to go sleep on the floor now, g'night everyone.

Drunk things revival:

Run ins with the police are bad.

Badbad Bad.

Very bad.

I hate run ins with the police.

I'm so fucked up....

I'm so fucked up....

how did I become this way????

Jump out the window I just may???

When the wind blows you call my name....

I will make you so hard that your pussy will tame...

Don't fuck with me biotch I'm Rick James!!! HollaRRR BEETCH!

How I got away I'll never know.

They made you return stuff and they let you go. Thats how.

I bet DJ got on his knees, that's how he got out of it.

Lets see if FC and I end up with the same outcome he had last night...

Smt am I to dttunk ro tworlkd gto work, to drtulnk to plaly with theknivesiesl,ohnnoe, ILcaln hjandle that

"Shit I am too drunk ______to work, too drunk to play with the knives...oh no, I can handle that."

"to go to work" perhaps, with a drunken slip that didn't mean to hit any key?

I ordered La Bamba (they deliver now) and as he was delivering my burrito, my roomate started yelling take a shot take a shot, so I said to the delivery guy "hey my roommate wants to know if you want a shot" so of course the guy wants a shot so he comes in and we all take a shot how fucking cool is that, and the guy left abruptly and continued his delivery routine.

[ February 25, 2005, 02:37 AM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

I gave a shot to a guy trying to sell magazines to me once. I didn't buy any magazines.

My drunk thing is posting on nubblies. I find it much more of a challenge.

I'm drunk.

The story is long and not interesting.

My fuckin roommate tried to come with us but he was to drunk he just sat down in the middle of the road.

Believe me, that's a fuckin dilema!

http://www.nubblies.net/ubb/uploads/1109406439.jpg

I own nubblies!

[ February 26, 2005, 03:34 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

Tonight there was a passed out kid at La Bamba, so my roomate threw a whole cup of water on his head/face. The fat guy who was working there screamed "You fucking punk!" And started chasing him out of La Bambas, then my other friend threw his full cup of cold water on the passed out kids face and the 3 of us ran out of the place. It was great.

You must really love LaBamba's.

Me too...

Well, atleast half of it. http://www.nubblies.net/ubb/uploads/1110055857.JPG

[ March 05, 2005, 03:58 PM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]

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Good job, it took you awhile to do that too.