Yeah, you nailed that bar from the looks of it.

Hello, drunk things.

First of all... fuck UB.

UB said he isnt comming down here cus his dog is getting his nuts chopped off. This is the gayest excuse for not going to the bars that I have ever heard. If he ends up comming then cool, maybe he was just fucking with us, but if he doesnt than he's a bitch who hasn't the energy to get a fucking dogsitter.


Fuck everybody on this board.

MC, MB, Orgazmo, DKC, JJ.net whroe in MI, IM, RA, IM, you are all dumb bitches and I hope yo die.

Yes, I really hope you die, especially you, Repugnant Abomination.

DJ FC tried to attack me about 10 minuties ago. Eerlier we were joking around about me having his room for the niht and he said it 3aqs mine anbd he had the couch. Then he tried to hit me and hit my neck.

I was there. I saw it. It was very humorous.

Sounds like the night was a success.

T'was. Pics are in the albums.

I feel I must apologize.

I am sincerely sorry.

;)

I am the coolest guy on plaent earth. i was flirting with this girl but just becuase i'm so awesome i convinced her to fuck myf riend and she did i am COMPLETELY MEONYE like god.

way to NOT get laid

ID didn't party with us tonight

Zach K did, we went to amanda's b day party...fool too bad you were too much of a bitch to come

sry sry, started doing something much gheyer and lost track of time

Found you.

Sow hat you do is try and put a strangers fing ser reaaaly far intoi in your mought without them nnotcicing. Then wehen they notice, friggin book. Thne you;re s a ninjaa.

I wish i would do a doubele pos,t yhen everyone wouls be laike., oh no a double post. that is bad and he is dumb. but i didndt. so no opne can do that. so i am on top of my game

qft

So what you do is try and put a strangers fingers really far into your mouth without them noticing. Then when they notice, fucking book. Then you're a ninja.

it was much funnier when he said friggin, instead of fucking

my day is ruined

It was meant to be friggen.

Hey you mother bfuckers. I wa spleying beer pon g earlier its the best., my team is 2 and 1. we are pretty good. jager bommbnhs are delicopuioons candy, they are d=good for you. so i am gfracing ouui wuth my prscesnce. goodbye,

Hey you mother fuckers. I was playing beer pong earlier, it's the best. My team is 2 and 1. We are pretty good. Jager bombs are delicious candy, and they are good for you. So I am gracing you with with my presence. Goodbye.

Nice translation. I played 4 games of beer pong last night and had jager bombs o plenty, like my previous post stated. It was pretty sweet. Hopefully I'll be getting drunk again tonight.

I think less of most who post in this thread. I'm a firm believer that both typing and grammatical skills become greater with more alcoholic beverages consumed. In short, eat my dick.

Eitheway, fuck you. You can shuit the fuck op. (insert, random mom jok ehere" Booya.

nnface fucks men for pennies an fucking nickels

tonight alan told us that ed does coke and that he doesn't really like him at a person '
willy (ed) got a $3 tip while anal got a 45 tip

we ust have liked laane more