Wow! The douchebag-dar was going off like cray-cray at that point. -2 respect points.

eh, i'm a douchebag sometimes. I'm sure we've all been guilty from time to time.

never

you must a been a beutiful babby, cuz baby look at you now, long time bitches, im drunk and on the fucmking computer whoot whioot......waiting for the paerty to srrive and thoyght id catxch up and nione of you bitches are on e xcept Repug, bot Plllllhhmmmpphh to that

holy shit she's back

FUCK POKER. everyone is shitting about how awesome poker is. Oh yeah? its awesome,.? fuck you. yeah. shut the fuck up.

i got some fucking pap hol.e beans for you when you get back you gay dick fag cock

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I had two of my co-workers bewbies in my mouth tonight. Drunkeness is awesome. Girlfriend be damned, my shenannigans can not be stopped. Also working on another chick that has a bf at the moment. haha.

i drink too much, but tis not stopping me right now.

I've been drinking with the OWNER of my corporation for the past 3.5 hrs, and it cracked me up when at the bars being drunk and stupid and busting people's balls about not drinking when it is open bar, he says to me, "in all honesty, you've been here for what, two days? I can already tell that you are XXXXXX material."

fuck people who don't drink.

and fuck people that don't get drunk enougth to post in here.

yes its like 7 in the pm and i'll make more posts when i get homefrom the bars tonight.

fucking non-drinking bitches.

too drunk to post once.

like i said earlier, you are all a bunch of non-drunk posting bitches. What the helll is wrong with you people.

LOTI

How the fuck is it that the absolute easiest shit that I could've pulled as a "taken" man, has now become a little more difficult now that I've officially become single tonight?

Bar bitches prefer taken guys, you're experienced enough to know that, get your damn head in the game.

This is true, it was just one of those moments of bitching about it. But I'm happy to be back in the game and out of committed life.

hey great story. yeah. i give a shit. Id' much rathe rbe clenaing the lint offf my balls ringhit noew.

Result of drunkeness...
"You have been banned at the The 2+2 Forums.
Reason: nonsensical insane post in OOT
Ban duration: User is banned permanently."

kinda sucks because it was actually a good forum with lots of good information, and one I frequently read. Oh well.

Dude 2+2 sucks.

FUCK!
ASS!

Blonde! My latest victim in internet drunkeness.

i figured this is bte best place to put a story of this calin ber,. ok., we had a party over the wwekned. and some kid wass bein g a dick. he erventua uly passt out in ouir ysard somewehre. then.. one of my friends fdecideded that it would be a re4al,ly good idae to takje piss on him./ so he did. then 5 other people includng a fem ale, pisse d on thuis dued. i was not as party of the pizzing but i reallly awanted to be

sweeeeeeeeeeeet idea.

Where are all the whores?