Well done. Avoiding bullshit from the law is fun.

Related video.

I guess this goes here.

Got roofied for the 2nd time in my life last night. It sucks. It was at a bar with Girls Gone Wild there. I don't remember shit after my second drink. I woke up this morning in the courtyard of an apt complex. Luckily, it was only a block from my girlfriends house. No clue what the fuck happened.


EDIT: To add more. There is blood all over my shorts that I wore last night. Now i have to go find my car.

sweeeeet

lol. that sucks dude. did you still have your wallet?

is the blood from your butthole?

Madame, you have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify a rape crisis center.

still had my wallet, missing my debit card (guessing its still at bar, about to call and see), no the blood is not from my butthole, it was on the front of the legs.

so its from somebody elses butthole?

its possible. i honestly don't know.

Sounds like someone had a visit from the period fairy, congratulations on reaching womanhood!

I introduced myself to a chick at the Locker Room last night by motorboating her. It went over well.

While absolutely trashed, I goaded my friend into breaking up with his fiance last night. It didn't help when I called her from my phone and told her I was burning the shit that she had at his place in the driveway.

After taht I have no recollection of what happened.

were you actually burning her shit? cause that would have been AWESOME? also, did he actually break up with her?

Yes to both parts.

While she was on the phone I was burning a huge stuffed animal that he had got her for easter.

Hello, Drunk Things. How the fuck have you been?

I'm well.

I hope you've been well.

You're a great thread. Don't tell the rest of the board, but I might like you the best.

I might.

Thanks for being tehre for me always. and thank you for not being anigger.

Thanks again,

Orgazmo

DDTempest: I'm sorry that I got drunk tonight when i told you that i would withhold. I'll try to get drunk again tomorrow. Primo.afskdja;flsdkj Promises. I promise.

Love,

♥♥♥Me♥♥♥

I saw gaz yesterday...

Everybody should watch this.

Some guy decided it would be awesome to get in my face and talk shit to me. While this is going on, his friends decide it would be even more fun to blindside me. Took a beating from 6-8 guys. Amazingly I'm not too fucked up. I was able to neutralize 2 of them on the ground, but was getting kicked while I had them on the ground. My sides are really the only area took much damage

^ That sucks, were you on your own?
I don't really drink much at some clubs anymore due to this reason.
Also i'm pretty sure that talking to cops video was posted by myself a while back.

was with one other friend. I guess he got in the mix too after he saw what was happening to me to break it up. He was across the parking lot when it started.

I paid Tonguegina $4 to ask for "nigger beer" from the booth sampling watermelon beer at the Broadripple Brewfest on Saturday ... it was intense.

Hilarious! And the fact that he did it for only $4 makes it even better. I wish there was video of this.

YOU'RE ALL FUCKING CATS. HAHA YOU DUMMIES.