Coffeehouse

[ProfessorNumber]

Did you ever consider that I don't give a shit? I personally find it funny to make fun of you guys. Why? because you are all so easily aggravated. When I say I hate something, I don't actually hate it. I dislike poetry and art for the simple reason that I find them boring as hell. However, I make fun of people who like them, because its funny to hear them bitch at me. I'm posting in total anonymity. Therefore I can say whatever the hell I want to and laugh about it.

Victim: Courthouse coffee is incredibly stupid. I have no desire to be a "wannabe intellectual yuppie". The people that go to courthouse coffee are all idiots who think that going there will actually increase their intelligence. No, I don't reach out to these people by trying to be as "smart" as them.

Rufus: Whee! lets all express our talents by singing and playing acoustic guitar, while shallow girls crowd around and sip on shitty tasting coffee. Second, take your own advice, and if you don't like what I'm saying, then leave. Or you can stay and prove how much of a dumbass you are. Either way is cool with me.

On a side note, you sound like a dumbass. Oh shit, I was called a freshmen. Whatever am I going to do. No, I'm not a freshmen, but it really doesn't bother me when people call me that on an internet forum.

[Alpha]

Are you still talking? Cause I could have sworn you stopped talking like 5 hours ago!
Prof, do us all a favor and shut the fuck up. You completely ruined this thread by making a mockery of the coffeehouse, something i assume you didn't even go to. No one goes to the coffeehouse to become intelligent, or to even pretend they are intelligent. The point of the coffeehouse was to have something to do after school, that included things a lot of people generally like, such as, music, free food, and free coffee/chai. Now your stance on hating everything the coffeehouse stands for I don't really understand.
I'm reading back at your post(s) and trying to figure out your motivation for even posting on this thread.
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
Did you ever consider that I don't give a shit? I personally find it funny to make fun of you guys. Why? because you are all so easily aggravated. When I say I hate something, I don't actually hate it<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
So from this one can assume;
A. You don't care about what we say, though you seem to constantly feel the need to attempt to defend yourself
B. You find it fun to make fun of people at Nubblies, even though i don't recall one funny thing you said that remotely insulted anyone here.
C. You want to say something about what you hate, but when you say that, you don't actually hate it? So in other words, you just make fun of something and defend your position for the hell of it? Maybe you're bipolar, sounds like fun, keep it up you fuckface, it's real cute. And it gives everyone an opportunity to make fun of you like i'm sure they do in real life.

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[rla128]

That's what I was guessing was the case all along... you were just looking to stirr up some trouble. Well, if that was your mission, bravo... bravo.

But one question: do you like it when a whole community of people hates you? Well, whatever.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Awww, you like your coffee do you? Thats so cute.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, thanks. I'm glad you feel that way.

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[ProfessorNumber]

Wow, great comeback with that whole "are you still talking thing?". I mean, thats totally original, and you certainly burned me with it.

Infact, it's almost as original and cool as jackasses joining together to play guitars and sip on coffee, while reading poetry. Oh, I'm sorry, am I inuslting your precious coffee house again?

Since no one seems to be getting it, let me re-iterate my key points.

1. The coffee house is Fucking Stupid.
Why is this so? because the school organizes these events as shittily as possible. Lets see, who did they choose to play acoustic guitar? Probably some Dashboard wannabe, who sucks at playing, but everyone there is too stupid to realize just how bad he is. Second, they read poetry at the coffee house. I'll be honest here, reading poetry (at a school event) does make you LESS of a man. And don't even try to tell me that poetry gets girls. All the girls that like to read/hear guy's poetry are shallow dumbasses who don't actually understand the poems, but think that there is meaning in them, since they use big words.

2. Alpha [and the other people disagreeing with me], are Fuckfaces.
There are several kinds of people who have tried to argue with me in this post. The first kind is like Alpha. They use lots of cuss words and slander, but without much content or logic to back it up(even though they try in vain to do so). Then there are the kind of people like Combat Chuck. I'll refer to them as Psuedo-Intellectuals. They are the kind of people who use incoherent rebuttals. But, since they use lots of large words, people think they are intelligent, even though they don't understand a damn word the Pseudo-Intellectual said. Lastly, there is the cry-baby type. These people whine about how they like sipping on their chai. Awww, you like your coffee do you? Thats so cute.

3. Because all of you are idiots, I feel obligated to make fun of you. Alpha, when you write a message as blatantly stupid as the one above, I have little choice but to make fun of you and your damn coffee house. Speaking of which, did you even go?

[ProfessorNumber]

Sorry everyone for double Posting. Ugly Bastard removed my message, which was very well written. Sadly no one else will be able to view it.

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[rla128]

^For the record, he had something entirely different in the above post prior to my response. He accused me of assuming that everyone on here agrees with me, among other things, but ub edited it because of the double-post (sorry for the mixup).

I'm not friends with anybody on here, and I could care less if they like me or agree with me.

Also, all my friends are anything but sophisticated. Heck, my friends are what you'd call dorks.

I'm not trying to intimidate you, so please stop assuming that. I was just pointing out that you're probably only here to piss people off, and I was congratulating you on a job well done... but apparently you're not. So again: Well, whatever.

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[ProfessorNumber]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I was congratulating you on a job well done.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Your congratulations is accepted.

[rla128]

Are you ashamed of your post that you had there before? Why did you take it out? I mean, come on. First you argue with us, then you lie by saying you merely double-posted, and then proceed to take our what you originally had in your post? What the heck is up with that?

v I am very sorry for the mixup, and I apologize.

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[ProfessorNumber]

Are you some sort of new breed of Super-Fucking-Idiot?

It's quite obvious that I didn't take it out. Ugly Bastard did, because I double posted on accident.

So, In conclusion, I didn't remove what I had written. Ugly Bastard Did. Damn you Ugly!

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[victim]

Now, you claim to hate Courthouse Coffee, and you claim not to even go there, so how can you say that all these intellectuals are congregating there wearing glasses and sipping coffee if you aren't there to witness it? You're assuming this. The closest thing to this I've ever seen at Courthouse is a Bible Study group of middle aged women. When me and my friends go to Courthouse or anywhere else, we don't have rousing intellectual conversations, because, as much as I'd love to have such conversations, and as much as I love my friends, I'm smarter than all of them, and chances are that I'd want to take an ice pick to their faces, much like I would like to do you. I once talked to a smoking college student I barely know outside the place about Immanuel Kant, that's the best it gets.

Also, it should be pointed out that poetry was only read at the first of the 3 coffehouses this year, and it was universally agreed that it sucked horsecock. Did you write it, Prof.# / SEB?

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[Mantra]

ProffesorNumber/SuperElectricBoy/Eksite05-designer/tneruaLcirE -
You claim everyone is superficial and trying to be intellectual, yet you do not demostrate a shread of intelligence yourself.

You fraud. You lash out and call people names like psuedo-intellect because you realize that is exactly how you are, and you hate yourself for it. So you try to glaze it over and convince yourself otherwise by projecting your own shortcomings upon others. You are a pathetic human being.

[ProfessorNumber]

Silly Victim, now, lets mis-assume for a second that you are right. Even if some kids don't try to be intellectuals at courthouse coffee, the kids who go there are still idiots. Period.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Also, it should be pointed out that poetry was only read at the first of the 3 coffehouses this year, and it was universally agreed that it sucked horsecock. Did you write it, Prof.# / SEB?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yes, yes I did write EVERY piece of poetry read there.


On to Mantra. First of all, you happen to have a gay pride flag underneath your name. This alone nullifies any chance you had at pretending to be intelligent.

1. Ooooh, wow, you know who I am. Too bad you are too much of a pussy to even consider admitting who you are.

2. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>You fraud. You lash out and call people names like psuedo-intellect because you realize that is exactly how you are, and you hate yourself for it. So you try to glaze it over and convince yourself otherwise by projecting your own shortcomings upon others. You are a pathetic human being.
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Alright, first of all, let me just congratulate you on excellent word choices. Lash, glaze, projecting, etc. Using these words actually did increase your intelligence by 2%. Then, you go on a psychology rampage? [BULLSHIT]But hey, you are exactly right. I feel soo inferior, and glazed over because in truth I am a pseudo-intellectual.[/BULLSHIT]

[ProfessorNumber]

damn computer double posted. Sorry UB and Orgazmo

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ProfessorNumber-For the record, this makes the second time today you've double posted. Earlier, when I edited your double-post to make fun of you, you claimed that the second post differed from the first. This is a lie, and I'm not so sure I appreciated it too much. But nevertheless, because I love reading the shit in this thread, I won't bust your balls about it, just don't try to pin something on me when I merely did as instructed.

And oh yeah, only queers double post, so you must be a queer.

-UB

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[Mantra]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ProfessorPieceofShit:
First of all, you happen to have a gay pride flag underneath your name. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
This coming from the same person who wanted people to stop making remarks about the GSA earlier in the topic.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
This alone nullifies any chance you had at pretending to be intelligent.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You're right in a way; I'm not pretending to be intelligent.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
1. Ooooh, wow, you know who I am. Too bad you are too much of a pussy to even consider admitting who you are.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
So if you don't admit who you are, then you're a pussy? This coming from the same person who started two different names and tried to keep his identity concealed until he was exposed. Great logic there.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
2. Alright, first of all, let me just congratulate you on excellent word choices.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Congratulations accepted.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
Lash, glaze, projecting, etc. Using these words actually did increase your intelligence by 2%. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
So that would place it at, what, about 102% above you?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
Then, you go on a psychology rampage?
But hey, you are exactly right. I feel soo inferior, and glazed over because in truth I am a pseudo-intellectual.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
It's funny how you can't actually deny it, you continue to make jokes to make up for the emptiness and patheticness which engulfs you.


You make all these claims about other people, yet you can still not demostrate how you do not fall prey to your own attacks. You have yet to demostrate any real intelligence at all. You simply reply to everyone's post with juvenile remarks and claim they're wrong; you don't give a reason, nor do you have one, but nevertheless you continue to lash out. You don't logically reply to any comments made against you, other just saying they're wrong and not giving a reason for it.



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[musickid]

I've been reading all these posts made by "ProfessorNumber"... either this person is trying to cause trouble on purpose OR he is just a total moron. I just wouldn't reply or comment on ANYTHING this person posts EVER. He is not even worth replying to in the first place. I get a laugh when I read his posts though!

[ProfessorNumber]

In reply to Mantra's great "attempt" at making me look dumb.

What purpose does your anonymity serve? Dumbass.

Second.
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mantra
So that would place it at, what, about 102% above you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sorry, but zero times 2% still equals ZERO

Third.
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mantra
You're right in a way; I'm not intelligent.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Got that one right.


Haha, this is just pathetic.
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mantra
It's funny how you can't actually deny it, you continue to make jokes to make up for the emptiness and patheticness which engulfs you.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
The only thing engulfing me is your stupidity. Oh yeah, nice word choice, again.


Now she's(Mantra) just getting desparate.
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mantra
You make all these claims about other people, yet you can still not demostrate how you do not fall prey to your own attacks. You have yet to demostrate any real intelligence at all. You simply reply to everyone's post with juvenile remarks and claim they're wrong; you don't give a reason, nor do you have one, but nevertheless you continue to lash out. You don't logically reply to any comments made against you, other just saying they're wrong and not giving a reason for it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Lets just stop and think for a second about what she wrote. Did she give any reasons why I'm an idiot/wrong? No, there is not one spec of reason or logic in that entire paragraph of bullshit. Isn't it ironic.

[long-since-forgotten]

Sorry to interupt, just thought i'd suggest an idea (other than killing prof.)
I think we should just get a good ol' OST goin' on here...I can see it now....ProfessorNumber vs. Mantra,Victim,rla128,Alpa,CombatChuck,Titan, and whoever else wants to join in the fun.
hmmmm...would this be possible for maybe a tag-team sort of deal?

[Mantra]

You want the one shred of logic?

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ProfessorPieceofShit:
First of all, you happen to have a gay pride flag underneath your name. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

(my response) This coming from the same person who wanted people to stop making remarks about the GSA earlier in the topic.
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Right there is a demostration of more common sense than you've shown in all the posts you've made.

You quoted an entire paragraph on why you're such a moron, then proceed to follow it by saying "it doesn't say why I'm a moron". You are the poster-child for stupidity.

You continue to not actually give any reason to disprove the arguements made against you. With every post your ignorance is made apparent.


An OST? He doesn't have enough faith in himself to actually instigate an OST. And in the event of such, he would be brutally destroyed.

[ProfessorNumber]

Fuck off already, I'll give you the gay joke one.

I quoted that paragraph because it DIDN'T prove why I'm a moron. The only thing it proved was your incompetence. Lets review your alleged "proof" paragraph.

1. You claim that I "fall prey" to my own arguments.
Wrong. I don't go to courthouse coffee. I don't pretend to be sophisticated and adult like, when I know full well that I'm just an immature high school kid.

2. Then you say that I just reply to people's posts with "juvenile remarks". Hmmm, what have you replied to my posts with? Logic? Think again dumbass. You just use your frail psychology bullshit in an attempt to be condescending. You use words like engulf, which make you sound like a total fucking idiot. No one says the word engulf. That alone is enough basis for me to make fun of you. Fact of the matter is you have no reason to argue with me. Hell, I doubt you even like the coffee house. You are just arguing for the hell of it. At least I have a basis for my arguments.

Don't even try to be condescending to me.

[Mantra]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
I quoted that paragraph because it DIDN'T prove why I'm a moron. The only thing it proved was your incompetence. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Again, you restate that it didn't prove your incompetence. Let's piece this together.
1 - Paragraph says P# is stupid because he can't give a valid bases for his attacks.
2 - P# claims said paragraph doesn't give a reason, when we all know that it did.
3 - I restate the paragraph detailing the logic of it.
4 - P# again says there is no logic to it.

Is anyone else seeing a pattern.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:

1. You claim that I "fall prey" to my own arguments. Wrong. I don't go to courthouse coffee. I don't pretend to be sophisticated and adult like, <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You stupid piece of shit. How the fuck do you konw what goes on at courthouse coffee if you don't fucking go there? Thats fucking logic for you. I wish you were intelligent so you could understand the depths of stupidity to which you sink.
You don't even understand what I'm saying when I say you "fall prey to your own arguements". I'm saying that you simply call people false intellects just because you think they aren't intelligent, yet you can't demostrate for one second that you actually are intelligent.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
when I know full well that I'm just an immature high school kid.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I'll give you that one. You are just an immature high school kid.


<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
2. Then you say that I just reply to people's posts with "juvenile remarks". Hmmm, what have you replied to my posts with? Logic? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
In my previous message I clearly and boldly showed a simple use of logic against you. Are you illiterate or just that stupid?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
You just use your frail psychology bullshit in an attempt to be condescending. You use words like engulf, which make you sound like a total fucking idiot. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Again, you don't say why I would be an idiot, you just say I am. Thats really smart there.


<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
No one says the word engulf.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
You just did, dumbass.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
Hell, I doubt you even like the coffee house.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
How the hell would you even know? You weren't there. Great arguement.


<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
You are just arguing for the hell of it. At least I have a basis for my arguments.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oh, I have a basis. Showing you how stupid you really are.


<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
Don't even try to be condescending to me. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Why, because it might hurt your frail little ego? Go kill yourself.

You, sir, are a joke.

Your thoughts on an OST seem to escape us...

[ProfessorNumber]

Well, I'll shorten my reply up quite a bit, and forgo the painstaking task of requoting everything, and disecting its meaning. Ohh what the hell, nevermind.

Let me explain Mantra, you say I never back any of my arguments up. So, Once again, I'll reiterate.

1. Coffee houses are gay. Why?
Because they are populated by mindless yuppie idiots who need a "safe" environment to have "fun" at. Not only that, but a lot of these people think that they are more "high class" or intelligent because they like to hang out at courthouse coffee and drink coffee.

2. Mantra(FuckFace) is an idiot. Why?
Mantra likes to use big, intelligent sounding words in an attempt to make his arguments sound better. The problem with this is, he doesn't use them properly, and even when he does, his sentences are incoherent and hard to follow. No one can understand what you are saying, dumbass. Then, He claims I don't back any of my arguments up.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>It's funny how you can't actually deny it, you continue to make jokes to make up for the emptiness and patheticness which engulfs you.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Look at this train-wreck of sentence. First of all it's a run on sentence, and second off it doesn't really have a meaning. When he says that my patheticness engulfs me, what he is trying to say is, "I want to insult you, but I'm too fucking stupid to do it properly. So, I'll use a funny sounding word, and hope no one realizes just how FUCKING STUIPD I am."

It appears I neglected to answer the OST challenge. It doesn't matter to me either way. Your the one who is going to look like a dumb fuck. If you want to challenge me officially, start a new thread in the shit-talking section and I'll join in the fun.

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[Mantra]

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahah, you still don't get it!

I don't think I even need to restate what I've said over and over, but for your sake, I will.

When you say 'coffeehouses are gay', you can't actually back your opinion up with anything other than your opinion. No facts, no logic; but baseless opinions just pile up.

My sentences might seem hard to read to you because of your low level intelligence.

The sentence which you quoted is actually quite easy to understand, pending you have a sufficent reading level. Everyone but you can clearly see that.

Your thoughts on an OST evade us yet again.

You continue to make a fool of yourself, keep up the good work.

[Mantra]

I'll let you go ahead an challenge. I want you to have the first post just to see if you can do anything than come up with more than random opinions. Plus, after I defeat you, you won't get a chance to go first again.

[ProfessorNumber]

What the Hell? You challenge me, then seem to think its my obligation to go first? You must be a fucking idiot.

Don't challenge someone unless you are prepared to go. It's just the way it works dumbass.

[Mantra]

I never challenged you, dumbass. I simply kept pointing out that you never commented on the idea of 10 members against you.

I also find it odd that you are lecturing me on 'the way it works' when you can't even tell if you've been challenged or not.