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victim · 09-12-2003, 11:48 PM

BDH, it was uncalled for, and downright lame. I mean really, that's the best he could come up with? It was poorly crafted, and logistically untrue...

he should of tried something like:

Shut up victim, isn't there a flight of stairs you should be falling down right now?

or

Hey victim, the nursing home called, and they want their asshole invalid back!

or even...

Victim, you crippled little fucktard, I'm going to kick your sorry ass. I'm feeling pretty nice right now, so I'll give you a head start and let you get to your car before I hunt you down... see you next week!

C'mon now. Be creative, if you must do it.

BigDongedHoe · 09-13-2003, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by victim:
Victim, you crippled little fucktard, I'm going to kick your sorry ass. I'm feeling pretty nice right now, so I'll give you a head start and let you get to your car before I hunt you down... see you next week!

Wow I have to say that's very nice, and made Brass's look inferior.

Either way the point is Brass your not making very good decisions if your really looking to get into the elite forum.

victim · 09-13-2003, 06:37 PM

OOH! One more just came to me:

Victim, if you're so smart, why don't you just learn how to walk?

Combat Chuck · 09-13-2003, 08:20 PM

HAH! Nice.

VOL · 09-14-2003, 12:36 PM

*raises hand and agrees with combat chuck

BrassMonkees · 09-14-2003, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrassMonkees:
go get a wheel chair, you'll get around faster

Quote:

Originally posted by victim:
It was...logistically untrue

Here's my logic...1)You're legs are crooked and don't work very well. 2)you are slower when you use crutches than if you were to use a wheel chair. Now show me how that is illogical and invalid. Well i guess if your arms are messed up too, then it could be difficult for you to manuever the wheel chair. Elevators might take a little longer than you hobbling up the steps...hmm, maybe you have a point victim. You could hobble much quicker than if you were to be pushed around in a wheelchair.

Pliedes · 09-15-2003, 01:07 PM

I'm a witness to the fact that he is definitely faster with his crutches than he would be in a wheelchair. He doesn't need to explain himself on this one, he has many times before.

silver and cold · 09-15-2003, 05:27 PM

Victim, I loved the last one!
*applauds

[ September 15, 2003, 04:11 PM: Message edited by: silver and cold ]

fat_retard · 09-15-2003, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by silver and cold:
*applauses

Wouldn't it be "applauds"?

silver and cold · 09-15-2003, 06:12 PM

Better fat_retard?

fat_retard · 09-15-2003, 06:15 PM

Sure, why not?

Combat Chuck · 09-15-2003, 06:28 PM

I think that has to be the first time I've seen a non-condescending grammatical correction on these boards.

And I hope it's the last time.

victim · 09-15-2003, 10:22 PM

Don't fuck with the arms, or the arms will fuck with you. You don't want that, Brass.

BrassMonkees · 09-15-2003, 11:26 PM

haha is that because crutches are attached to the ends of them?

tonguegina · 09-16-2003, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by victim:
Don't fuck with the arms, or the arms will fuck with you.

Is that some sort of masturbation remark? Are you gonna jack him off or something.

God · 09-16-2003, 06:13 PM

BassMonkees will soon be injured in a car accident. He'll have to use crutches the rest of his life. Oh, and I'm going to heal Victim if everyone keeps making fun of him.

victim · 09-16-2003, 08:05 PM

Brass, nevergonnaseeagina, I was referring to the fact that currently my arms are scarily ripped weapons of flesh and bone. I'm not the murderous type though, so I'll leave this in God's hands.

malibu · 09-16-2003, 09:42 PM

Brass, just face it. victim was better at making fun of himself than you were!

silver and cold · 09-16-2003, 10:22 PM

Yeah, his remarks are far funnier, he's just more comedic!

malibu · 09-16-2003, 10:28 PM

He's just more intelligent is more like it.

victim · 09-17-2003, 12:15 AM

There's more than enough to go around, ladies...

09-12-2003, 11:48 PM	#26 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	BDH, it was uncalled for, and downright lame. I mean really, that's the best he could come up with? It was poorly crafted, and logistically untrue... he should of tried something like: Shut up victim, isn't there a flight of stairs you should be falling down right now? or Hey victim, the nursing home called, and they want their asshole invalid back! or even... Victim, you crippled little fucktard, I'm going to kick your sorry ass. I'm feeling pretty nice right now, so I'll give you a head start and let you get to your car before I hunt you down... see you next week! C'mon now. Be creative, if you must do it.
	get off my internet!!!

09-13-2003, 06:37 PM	#28 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	OOH! One more just came to me: Victim, if you're so smart, why don't you just learn how to walk?
	get off my internet!!!

09-14-2003, 12:36 PM	#30 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	*raises hand and agrees with combat chuck
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

09-15-2003, 05:27 PM	#33 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Victim, I loved the last one! *applauds [ September 15, 2003, 04:11 PM: Message edited by: silver and cold ]
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

09-15-2003, 06:12 PM	#35 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Better fat_retard?
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

09-13-2003, 08:20 PM	#29 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	HAH! Nice.

09-15-2003, 01:07 PM	#32 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I'm a witness to the fact that he is definitely faster with his crutches than he would be in a wheelchair. He doesn't need to explain himself on this one, he has many times before.

09-15-2003, 06:15 PM	#36 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	Sure, why not?

09-15-2003, 06:28 PM	#37 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	I think that has to be the first time I've seen a non-condescending grammatical correction on these boards. And I hope it's the last time.

09-15-2003, 10:22 PM	#38 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Don't fuck with the arms, or the arms will fuck with you. You don't want that, Brass.
	get off my internet!!!

09-15-2003, 11:26 PM	#39 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	haha is that because crutches are attached to the ends of them?
	neither here nor there...

09-16-2003, 06:13 PM	#41 (permalink)
God Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Everywhere Posts: 47 Internets: 10	BassMonkees will soon be injured in a car accident. He'll have to use crutches the rest of his life. Oh, and I'm going to heal Victim if everyone keeps making fun of him.

09-16-2003, 08:05 PM	#42 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Brass, nevergonnaseeagina, I was referring to the fact that currently my arms are scarily ripped weapons of flesh and bone. I'm not the murderous type though, so I'll leave this in God's hands.
	get off my internet!!!

09-16-2003, 09:42 PM	#43 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Brass, just face it. victim was better at making fun of himself than you were!
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

09-16-2003, 10:22 PM	#44 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	Yeah, his remarks are far funnier, he's just more comedic!
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

09-16-2003, 10:28 PM	#45 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	He's just more intelligent is more like it.
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

09-17-2003, 12:15 AM	#46 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	There's more than enough to go around, ladies...
	get off my internet!!!