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SittinOnDubsWGW · 11-16-2011, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ FC

The toothpaste idea has a <5% chance of working. But if it works your life will be awesome.

The bartender idea has a 95% chance of working. But if it works your life will suck.

So true.

Beebs · 11-16-2011, 10:15 PM

Careful not to put fluoride in, or you will be dealing with the FDA.

Mr. Blonde · 11-16-2011, 10:29 PM

I actually gave this idea a lot of thought today riding around down thanks to the positive encouragement here. I think i'm going to experiment. I will keep you updated with a thread when/if I start the process.

**Fluoride to be added at a later date.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 11-17-2011, 02:33 AM

Slang some fuckin' toothpaste!

Ugly Bastard · 11-17-2011, 02:37 AM

I wanna be the first other person you let drive your Mercedes S-Class.

Mr. Blonde · 11-17-2011, 02:46 AM

Aw, you guys.

DJ FC · 11-17-2011, 03:54 AM

Blonde,

I have it on good word that toothpaste which lacks SLS (a chemical to make the toothpaste bubbly) doesn't affect your taste perception. You see, when you drink OK after brushing it's actually a chemical blocking sweet tastes in your mouth which makes the OJ taste crappy. If you make a paste without this shite, not only will people like you more for having less chemicals, they'd be able to enjoy OJ (and other things) after brushing.

Orgazmo · 11-17-2011, 10:02 AM

+ SLS has been tied to cancer sores.

Avoid that shite.

thekremlin · 11-17-2011, 10:16 AM

If Mr. Blonde is currently in his lab dumping a big vat of STS into his toothpaste concoction, he's going to be so pissed when he gets back to his computer and sees this.

Orgazmo · 11-17-2011, 10:23 AM

I just checked Nubblies' referral sites list. It shows that the page Blonde visited before his last visit was http://www.amazon.com/Stepanol-Sodiu...d_sbs_indust_2

Maybe it's best we just delete these past few comments. You know, to keep the dream alive.

Mr. Blonde · 11-17-2011, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

+ SLS has been tied to cancer sores.

Avoid that shite.

SLS is in every one of your shampoos.

Mr. Blonde · 11-17-2011, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ FC

Blonde,

I have it on good word that toothpaste which lacks SLS (a chemical to make the toothpaste bubbly) doesn't affect your taste perception. You see, when you drink OK after brushing it's actually a chemical blocking sweet tastes in your mouth which makes the OJ taste crappy. If you make a paste without this shite, not only will people like you more for having less chemicals, they'd be able to enjoy OJ (and other things) after brushing.

We would need to find another bubbling agent. People will definitely buy runny, creamy toothpaste.

Beebs · 11-17-2011, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ FC

shite

Really?

This is what you're doing now?

Fucking really?

DJ FC · 11-18-2011, 01:29 AM

Adding the e makes it slightly less vulgar.

Saint DH · 11-18-2011, 01:59 AM

And it makes it a lot more...? I'll let you finish that sentence.

DJ FC · 11-18-2011, 03:00 AM

thekremlin · 11-18-2011, 03:33 AM

Vulgay.

11-16-2011, 10:29 PM	#153 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I actually gave this idea a lot of thought today riding around down thanks to the positive encouragement here. I think i'm going to experiment. I will keep you updated with a thread when/if I start the process. **Fluoride to be added at a later date.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-17-2011, 02:46 AM	#156 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Aw, you guys.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-17-2011, 03:54 AM	#157 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	Blonde, I have it on good word that toothpaste which lacks SLS (a chemical to make the toothpaste bubbly) doesn't affect your taste perception. You see, when you drink OK after brushing it's actually a chemical blocking sweet tastes in your mouth which makes the OJ taste crappy. If you make a paste without this shite, not only will people like you more for having less chemicals, they'd be able to enjoy OJ (and other things) after brushing.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

11-18-2011, 01:29 AM	#164 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	Adding the e makes it slightly less vulgar.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

11-18-2011, 03:00 AM	#166 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	Gay.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

11-16-2011, 10:15 PM	#152 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Careful not to put fluoride in, or you will be dealing with the FDA.

11-17-2011, 02:33 AM	#154 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	Slang some fuckin' toothpaste!

11-17-2011, 02:37 AM	#155 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I wanna be the first other person you let drive your Mercedes S-Class.

11-17-2011, 10:02 AM	#158 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	+ SLS has been tied to cancer sores. Avoid that shite.

11-17-2011, 10:23 AM	#160 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	I just checked Nubblies' referral sites list. It shows that the page Blonde visited before his last visit was http://www.amazon.com/Stepanol-Sodiu...d_sbs_indust_2 Maybe it's best we just delete these past few comments. You know, to keep the dream alive.

11-18-2011, 01:59 AM	#165 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	And it makes it a lot more...? I'll let you finish that sentence.

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