Some movies I've enjoyed recently

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No country for old men (2007)

I love evil. This movie has the biggest, meanest bad guy in a movie I've seen in a long time. Every character in this movie is cummingly delicious, from the small parts like the customs guy at the border of mexico to the bad ass cowboy being chased. The action and suspense scenes are sick. Instead of relying on stupid action music to convey fear and imminent danger, the pacing, camera work, sound, and visuals all bonerly combine to give you a real sense of physical peril. I kept finding myself tightly holding my balls throughout the entire movie. The ending is anti-climactic which kinda sucks, but I can't really imagine how they could end this movie in any satisfying way.

The Story of the Weeping Camel (2004)

This is kind of of a mixture of documentary and reality TV (if you can imagine reality TV being actually real). If you have a low attention span I wouldn't recommend this movie. But if you can allow yourself to relax and experience the stunning visuals of the the Mongolian desert allow yourself into the lives of the people who live there you may get to experience a Zen erection. The is movie shows an amazing symbiotic relationship between people and their animals, and an awesome treat at the end that I won't spoil that will make you say, "Wow." Someday I'd like to watch this movie again while lying naked on lavender pillows with Tony Romo rubbing sensual oils all over my body.