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thekremlin · 06-24-2010, 06:26 AM

SCOTD:
Wearing sunglasses gives me a headache.

angry pancake · 07-08-2010, 07:06 PM

SCOTD
I'd probably fuck Malibu if, and only if, I was really drunk.

Μr. Blonde · 07-12-2010, 04:01 PM

So today I was browsing the web while petting a cat at the place I'm staying when, I realized I was petting his crotch. I immediately got up and left the room, feeling incredibly awkward. A few moments passed when I came to the realization that: "Shit, this cat thinks I'm the biggest pussy for not finishing the job". So, in an effort to regain the feline's respect, I went back and masturbated him until the job was complete and his penis barbs raked my palms.

Orgazmo · 07-12-2010, 04:27 PM

Mr. Blonde · 07-12-2010, 08:51 PM

god damn mock account

Orgazmo · 07-30-2010, 03:28 PM

Everytime I watch Wheel of Fortune and someone calls for the N, I automatically think of the word nigger. If the person calling for the letter is black, I sometimes laugh. If Pat then says, "Oh wow, there are 4 N's", I normally tense up a little.

Ugly Bastard · 07-30-2010, 04:03 PM

There were really two confessions in that post.

Orgazmo · 07-30-2010, 04:21 PM

I watch Wheel of Fortune daily.

And Jeopardy.

Here, tell these people something they don't already know about me.

Der Fuhrer · 08-03-2010, 05:07 PM

Drinking Jeopardy is such a fun game to play.

f3lix · 08-03-2010, 06:41 PM

Tell me more.

Orgazmo · 08-03-2010, 06:59 PM

It's a simple game. You play jeopardy with another. For each question, the person who fails to supply the correct answer first must take a drink. If neither supplies the correct answer, both drink.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-03-2010, 07:07 PM

So basically you get drunk by the first commercial break? I like it.

Orgazmo · 08-03-2010, 08:02 PM

Unless you're a god of Jeopardy.

Ugly Bastard · 08-04-2010, 01:04 AM

Orgazmo · 08-04-2010, 10:38 AM

It would suck to play Drinking Jeopardy vs that man.

angry pancake · 08-13-2010, 01:53 PM

Scotd: I really can't stand listening to Metallica. Never could. But I have a couple of their albums and learned a couple of their songs.

f3lix · 08-22-2010, 03:38 AM

Scotd: While I truly blame myself for this, but could both Dirty Harry and Mr. Blonde please make their posts more concise. It's such a turnoff from a thread when I see a post take up my entire screen. I don't care if this isn't a confession. That's my true confession.

Mr. Blonde · 08-22-2010, 08:58 AM

I like to discuss stuff, and a lot of things simply can't be said concisely. That being said, over half of the points I bring up in my diatribes are never addressed by the opposing party anyways (See: Anything Dirty Harry/Der Fuhrer writes in response to me). I'll try to cut through the bullshit though, in the future.

Der Fuhrer · 08-22-2010, 03:58 PM

Scotd: I don't give a fuck what bothers f3lix and what does not. If f3lix doesn't like something that I do, I will probably do it more frequently. f3lix is a bitch.

f3lix · 08-24-2010, 12:39 AM

Thanks for keeping that concise, DH.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-24-2010, 05:42 PM

I'm an agreement with f3lix here, Blonde. Many of your posts have lots of good ideas and deep thought but are walls of text and not structured very well.

No matter how many books you read trying to improve yourself, if you can't write properly and can get your ideas out in a logically structured way no one will take you seriously. I'd recommend taking a writing class.

Mr. Blonde · 08-24-2010, 10:07 PM

On the off chance you're serious and this isn't one of your subtle attempts at manipulating my behavior out of boredom, what are some recent examples? You've mentioned this before, but i'm not a bad writer.

f3lix · 08-24-2010, 11:47 PM

A good writer punches you in the face with his point and doesn't ramble on with bull shit. A good novelist can turn one idea into 500 pages. Which one are you, Blonde?

Mr. Blonde · 08-25-2010, 12:21 AM

So you're SAYIN' i'm good!

Mr. Mistoffelеes · 09-01-2010, 07:20 AM

My coworker's wife died last week, I got drunk with him, we cuddled and eventually made out. Don't judge.

07-12-2010, 08:51 PM	#1855 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	god damn mock account
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

08-03-2010, 07:07 PM	#1862 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	So basically you get drunk by the first commercial break? I like it.
	#YOLO

08-22-2010, 08:58 AM	#1868 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I like to discuss stuff, and a lot of things simply can't be said concisely. That being said, over half of the points I bring up in my diatribes are never addressed by the opposing party anyways (See: Anything Dirty Harry/Der Fuhrer writes in response to me). I'll try to cut through the bullshit though, in the future.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

08-24-2010, 05:42 PM	#1871 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I'm an agreement with f3lix here, Blonde. Many of your posts have lots of good ideas and deep thought but are walls of text and not structured very well. No matter how many books you read trying to improve yourself, if you can't write properly and can get your ideas out in a logically structured way no one will take you seriously. I'd recommend taking a writing class.
	#YOLO

08-24-2010, 10:07 PM	#1872 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	On the off chance you're serious and this isn't one of your subtle attempts at manipulating my behavior out of boredom, what are some recent examples? You've mentioned this before, but i'm not a bad writer.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

06-24-2010, 06:26 AM	#1851 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	SCOTD: Wearing sunglasses gives me a headache.

07-12-2010, 04:01 PM	#1853 (permalink)
Μr. Blonde Senior Member = Old Cock Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Asia Posts: 20 Internets: 649	So today I was browsing the web while petting a cat at the place I'm staying when, I realized I was petting his crotch. I immediately got up and left the room, feeling incredibly awkward. A few moments passed when I came to the realization that: "Shit, this cat thinks I'm the biggest pussy for not finishing the job". So, in an effort to regain the feline's respect, I went back and masturbated him until the job was complete and his penis barbs raked my palms.

07-12-2010, 04:27 PM	#1854 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662

07-30-2010, 03:28 PM	#1856 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	Everytime I watch Wheel of Fortune and someone calls for the N, I automatically think of the word nigger. If the person calling for the letter is black, I sometimes laugh. If Pat then says, "Oh wow, there are 4 N's", I normally tense up a little.

07-30-2010, 04:03 PM	#1857 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	There were really two confessions in that post.

07-30-2010, 04:21 PM	#1858 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	I watch Wheel of Fortune daily. And Jeopardy. Here, tell these people something they don't already know about me.

08-03-2010, 05:07 PM	#1859 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	Drinking Jeopardy is such a fun game to play.

08-03-2010, 06:41 PM	#1860 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Tell me more.

08-03-2010, 06:59 PM	#1861 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	It's a simple game. You play jeopardy with another. For each question, the person who fails to supply the correct answer first must take a drink. If neither supplies the correct answer, both drink.

08-03-2010, 08:02 PM	#1863 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	Unless you're a god of Jeopardy.

08-04-2010, 01:04 AM	#1864 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330

08-04-2010, 10:38 AM	#1865 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	It would suck to play Drinking Jeopardy vs that man.

08-22-2010, 03:38 AM	#1867 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Scotd: While I truly blame myself for this, but could both Dirty Harry and Mr. Blonde please make their posts more concise. It's such a turnoff from a thread when I see a post take up my entire screen. I don't care if this isn't a confession. That's my true confession.

08-22-2010, 03:58 PM	#1869 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	Scotd: I don't give a fuck what bothers f3lix and what does not. If f3lix doesn't like something that I do, I will probably do it more frequently. f3lix is a bitch.

08-24-2010, 12:39 AM	#1870 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Thanks for keeping that concise, DH.

08-24-2010, 11:47 PM	#1873 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	A good writer punches you in the face with his point and doesn't ramble on with bull shit. A good novelist can turn one idea into 500 pages. Which one are you, Blonde?

08-25-2010, 12:21 AM	#1874 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	So you're SAYIN' i'm good!
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

09-01-2010, 07:20 AM	#1875 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelеes Mr. Piss On Me Please Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Bloomington Posts: 1 Internets: 10	My coworker's wife died last week, I got drunk with him, we cuddled and eventually made out. Don't judge.