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DDTempest · 03-15-2010, 10:53 AM

So I found out this morning that I have officially screwed the pooch by failing to remember I had to take a math test. The district manager basically said that if I couldn't show up to take the test that I am not qualified to be promoted.

Then I got home and I heard running water in my basement. Somehow (sabotage?) the valve opened up on the water pipe leading into my water softener (I had it turned off) and the water softener poured water out into the rest of my basement partially submerging my furnace. I am pumping the water out now ... hopefully its not completely fucked.

Fuck my life.

Mr. Blonde · 03-15-2010, 11:08 AM

damn the DM said that? fuck that guy.

DDTempest · 03-15-2010, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

damn the DM said that? fuck that guy.

Woman. And an icy cunt at that.

Mr. Blonde · 03-15-2010, 11:11 AM

what kind of a math test do you need to take for that? and what did you tell her in response?

DDTempest · 03-15-2010, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

and what did you tell her in response?

HHAHA ! I am not significant enough to warrant a direct response. She didn't tell me personally ... she told my boss to tell me.

The math test is just simple stuff like figuring out gross profit and shit like that to weed out the fuckups (which I apparently am).

Orgazmo · 03-15-2010, 11:54 AM

LOL at not showing up to a test that is in place to weed out fuckups.

That sounds like a pretty rough 12 hours for you, though. Jesus. Anything you can do to win over the icy cunt's heart?

vaga1220 * · 03-15-2010, 05:18 PM

Maybe giving her icy cunt an icy pounding?

SittinOnDubsWGW · 03-16-2010, 03:25 AM

Thats rough dude. Hope you're able to work it out and still get to take the test.

DDTempest · 03-16-2010, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SittinOnDubsWGW

Thats rough dude. Hope you're able to work it out and still get to take the test.

There is no working it out. This is the result of "working it out"

Mr. Mistoffelees · 03-16-2010, 07:48 PM

So are you going to kill yourself?

DDTempest · 03-16-2010, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mistoffelees

So are you going to kill yourself?

Thought about it. Decided to wait until after my parents die so as to not inconvenience anyone.

Mr. Mistoffelees · 03-16-2010, 09:26 PM

How is their health? What kind of time line are we talking here?

f3lix · 03-21-2010, 06:02 AM

SCotD: 3/21/10

When I see Blonde make a response involving quoting another poster, and it takes up my whole screen, I don't bother reading it.

Ugly Bastard · 03-24-2010, 04:33 PM

I like this song... a lot:

YouTube - Lady Gaga - Alejandro

Mr. Blonde · 03-30-2010, 12:50 AM

SCotD:

I'm doing my taxes now, i realize how ultimately empty my life is of possessions. Also, money.

Mr. Blonde · 04-10-2010, 02:43 AM

SCotD taxes update:

I use (as i'm sure most of you do) Turbotax for my taxes, and when I finished they told me that my return would be over 1,000. This might not seem like that huge of a deal, except that my taxable income for last year was only for what I made at GoDaddy in January and February before coming to Korea. I kinda took it with a grain of salt, didn't really understand why I was getting such a large return. I read something about some tax credit I was getting, but didn't completely understand why. I got it in my bank today, and sure enough, it's almost eleven hundred dollars. I'm not really complaining, but any time I come into money without really understanding why I deserve it, i'm cautious.

f3lix · 04-10-2010, 06:21 PM

You got the BarryO treatment.

Mr. Mistoffelees · 04-10-2010, 06:35 PM

don't spend it all in one place.

GetMeOff · 04-22-2010, 03:16 PM

The other day I was doing my girlfriend from behind and her mom called. (For whatever reason) her ring tone was bow-chicka-wow-wow. I honestly didn't laugh.

f3lix · 04-23-2010, 05:54 AM

This site is for gays only. You can leave now.

malibu · 04-23-2010, 05:32 PM

SCotD:
I want to go up on my roof, grab a hold of the guys replacing shingles, and throw them for a two-story fall. Seriously, get a nail gun. Who uses a hammer to replace shingles?

Orgazmo · 04-23-2010, 05:37 PM

A hammer is actually the preferred way to replace a shingle. In fact, if you ask any shingle manufacturer, they'll all tell you that their shingles should be installed with a hammer, not a nail gun.

-The foreman of my roof job from last summer

malibu · 04-23-2010, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

A hammer is actually the preferred way to replace a shingle. In fact, if you ask any shingle manufacturer, they'll all tell you that their shingles should be installed with a hammer, not a nail gun.

-The foreman of my roof job from last summer

They really need to move their asses and get done with my building then. It seriously sounds like they're going to go through the roof above me.

f3lix · 04-24-2010, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

A hammer is actually the preferred way to replace a shingle. In fact, if you ask any shingle manufacturer, they'll all tell you that their shingles should be installed with a hammer, not a nail gun.

-The foreman of my roof job from last summer

I see what you did there.

angry pancake · 06-21-2010, 03:16 PM

SCOTD:

I always try to fart in an elevator with other passengers and watch for a reaction. Don't know why.

03-15-2010, 10:53 AM	#1826 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,053 Internets: 89065	So I found out this morning that I have officially screwed the pooch by failing to remember I had to take a math test. The district manager basically said that if I couldn't show up to take the test that I am not qualified to be promoted. Then I got home and I heard running water in my basement. Somehow (sabotage?) the valve opened up on the water pipe leading into my water softener (I had it turned off) and the water softener poured water out into the rest of my basement partially submerging my furnace. I am pumping the water out now ... hopefully its not completely fucked. Fuck my life.
	- My warning meant nothing. You're dancing in quicksand.

03-15-2010, 05:18 PM	#1832 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,379 Internets: 34042	Maybe giving her icy cunt an icy pounding?
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

03-16-2010, 07:48 PM	#1835 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,142 Internets: 97943	So are you going to kill yourself?
	Band teachers always have a larger than life persona - ID

03-16-2010, 09:26 PM	#1837 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,142 Internets: 97943	How is their health? What kind of time line are we talking here?
	Band teachers always have a larger than life persona - ID

04-10-2010, 06:35 PM	#1843 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,142 Internets: 97943	don't spend it all in one place.
	Band teachers always have a larger than life persona - ID

03-15-2010, 11:54 AM	#1831 (permalink)
Orgazmo Why a derp? Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 13,859 Internets: 108314	LOL at not showing up to a test that is in place to weed out fuckups. That sounds like a pretty rough 12 hours for you, though. Jesus. Anything you can do to win over the icy cunt's heart?

03-16-2010, 03:25 AM	#1833 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 2,585 Internets: 44405	Thats rough dude. Hope you're able to work it out and still get to take the test.

03-21-2010, 06:02 AM	#1838 (permalink)
f3lix Here's a fuckin how-de-do Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,226 Internets: 57938	SCotD: 3/21/10 When I see Blonde make a response involving quoting another poster, and it takes up my whole screen, I don't bother reading it.

04-10-2010, 06:21 PM	#1842 (permalink)
f3lix Here's a fuckin how-de-do Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,226 Internets: 57938	You got the BarryO treatment.

04-22-2010, 03:16 PM	#1844 (permalink)
GetMeOff This will only hurt a sec Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 18 Internets: 398	The other day I was doing my girlfriend from behind and her mom called. (For whatever reason) her ring tone was bow-chicka-wow-wow. I honestly didn't laugh.

04-23-2010, 05:54 AM	#1845 (permalink)
f3lix Here's a fuckin how-de-do Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,226 Internets: 57938	This site is for gays only. You can leave now.

04-23-2010, 05:32 PM	#1846 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	SCotD: I want to go up on my roof, grab a hold of the guys replacing shingles, and throw them for a two-story fall. Seriously, get a nail gun. Who uses a hammer to replace shingles?
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

04-23-2010, 05:37 PM	#1847 (permalink)
Orgazmo Why a derp? Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 13,859 Internets: 108314	A hammer is actually the preferred way to replace a shingle. In fact, if you ask any shingle manufacturer, they'll all tell you that their shingles should be installed with a hammer, not a nail gun. -The foreman of my roof job from last summer

06-21-2010, 03:16 PM	#1850 (permalink)
angry pancake I am more humble than tho Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 2,427 Internets: 94136	SCOTD: I always try to fart in an elevator with other passengers and watch for a reaction. Don't know why.
	Originally Posted by Cocktooth: 10 % more of 5% is still only 15%.

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