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Unread 03-15-2010, 09:53 AM   #1826 (permalink)
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So I found out this morning that I have officially screwed the pooch by failing to remember I had to take a math test. The district manager basically said that if I couldn't show up to take the test that I am not qualified to be promoted.

Then I got home and I heard running water in my basement. Somehow (sabotage?) the valve opened up on the water pipe leading into my water softener (I had it turned off) and the water softener poured water out into the rest of my basement partially submerging my furnace. I am pumping the water out now ... hopefully its not completely fucked.

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Unread 03-15-2010, 10:08 AM   #1827 (permalink)
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damn the DM said that? fuck that guy.

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Unread 03-15-2010, 10:10 AM   #1828 (permalink)
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damn the DM said that? fuck that guy.
Woman. And an icy cunt at that.

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Unread 03-15-2010, 10:11 AM   #1829 (permalink)
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what kind of a math test do you need to take for that? and what did you tell her in response?

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Unread 03-15-2010, 10:27 AM   #1830 (permalink)
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and what did you tell her in response?
HHAHA ! I am not significant enough to warrant a direct response. She didn't tell me personally ... she told my boss to tell me.

The math test is just simple stuff like figuring out gross profit and shit like that to weed out the fuckups (which I apparently am).

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Unread 03-15-2010, 10:54 AM   #1831 (permalink)
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LOL at not showing up to a test that is in place to weed out fuckups.

That sounds like a pretty rough 12 hours for you, though. Jesus. Anything you can do to win over the icy cunt's heart?
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Unread 03-15-2010, 04:18 PM   #1832 (permalink)
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Maybe giving her icy cunt an icy pounding?

Putting the sensual in non-consensual.
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Unread 03-16-2010, 02:25 AM   #1833 (permalink)
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Thats rough dude. Hope you're able to work it out and still get to take the test.
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Thats rough dude. Hope you're able to work it out and still get to take the test.
There is no working it out. This is the result of "working it out"

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Unread 03-16-2010, 06:48 PM   #1835 (permalink)
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So are you going to kill yourself?

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So are you going to kill yourself?
Thought about it. Decided to wait until after my parents die so as to not inconvenience anyone.

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How is their health? What kind of time line are we talking here?

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I'm doing my taxes now, i realize how ultimately empty my life is of possessions. Also, money.

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SCotD taxes update:

I use (as i'm sure most of you do) Turbotax for my taxes, and when I finished they told me that my return would be over 1,000. This might not seem like that huge of a deal, except that my taxable income for last year was only for what I made at GoDaddy in January and February before coming to Korea. I kinda took it with a grain of salt, didn't really understand why I was getting such a large return. I read something about some tax credit I was getting, but didn't completely understand why. I got it in my bank today, and sure enough, it's almost eleven hundred dollars. I'm not really complaining, but any time I come into money without really understanding why I deserve it, i'm cautious.

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don't spend it all in one place.

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I want to go up on my roof, grab a hold of the guys replacing shingles, and throw them for a two-story fall. Seriously, get a nail gun. Who uses a hammer to replace shingles?

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A hammer is actually the preferred way to replace a shingle. In fact, if you ask any shingle manufacturer, they'll all tell you that their shingles should be installed with a hammer, not a nail gun.

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-The foreman of my roof job from last summer
They really need to move their asses and get done with my building then. It seriously sounds like they're going to go through the roof above me.

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A hammer is actually the preferred way to replace a shingle. In fact, if you ask any shingle manufacturer, they'll all tell you that their shingles should be installed with a hammer, not a nail gun.

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I see what you did there.
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