Gents, take your ladies to the strip club - Nubblies.net Forums

malibu · 04-20-2010, 05:29 PM

So I was listening to T-Pain "I'm in Luv With a Stripper" and I stumbled upon an idea for some advice to possibly help out those Nubblites who choose to be in a relationship. If you're a guy who just wants to go to the strip club and you think you have to sneak behind your girlfriend's back, don't. It's very simple, ask her if she'll go with you. Just go to a strip club where you can drink and she'll be having fun in no time. Better yet, give a few dancers some tips to give your girl a dance I guarantee you by the end of the night she'll be laughing her ass off. If she's not then at least you got to see some titties and she can't even be pissed because she was there the whole time, right? I speak from experience of course after having experienced my first night of strip-club hopping. I had a dancer bite my pants, pull my shirt up, blow in my ear, put their crotch and tits in my face, and still had an awesome time. It's just a hilarious experience. If she doesn't feel comfortable going with just the two of you, take a single guy friend with you and another couple, this way she'll have another girl to talk to and the single guy will be the most whorish in the group so you won't look bad. Try it out and see if it works, you can thank me later. Next time you're thinking, "Man I really wish I could go to the titty bar but [insert girlfriend's name here] would have my ass," ask her to tag along. Tell her it won't be as bad as she thinks and that you'll buy her drinks all night, then go get yourself all hopped up on the teases that strippers are, take your girlfriend home and let her reap the benefits of your extreme urges. Have fun boys!

DDTempest · 04-20-2010, 05:39 PM

This thread implies that we are the type of men who allow a woman to behave jealously or tell us what we can and cannot do. This is simply not the case and I, for one, am offended that would make such implications knowing that today is Malibu something something day.

Cocktooth · 04-20-2010, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by malibu

So I was listening to T-Pain "I'm in Luv With a Stripper" and I stumbled upon an idea for some advice to possibly help out those Nubblites who choose to be in a relationship. If you're a guy who just wants to go to the strip club and you think you have to sneak behind your girlfriend's back, don't. It's very simple, ask her if she'll go with you. Just go to a strip club where you can drink and she'll be having fun in no time. Better yet, give a few dancers some tips to give your girl a dance I guarantee you by the end of the night she'll be laughing her ass off. If she's not then at least you got to see some titties and she can't even be pissed because she was there the whole time, right? I speak from experience of course after having experienced my first night of strip-club hopping. I had a dancer bite my pants, pull my shirt up, blow in my ear, put their crotch and tits in my face, and still had an awesome time. It's just a hilarious experience. If she doesn't feel comfortable going with just the two of you, take a single guy friend with you and another couple, this way she'll have another girl to talk to and the single guy will be the most whorish in the group so you won't look bad. Try it out and see if it works, you can thank me later. Next time you're thinking, "Man I really wish I could go to the titty bar but [insert girlfriend's name here] would have my ass," ask her to tag along. Tell her it won't be as bad as she thinks and that you'll buy her drinks all night, then go get yourself all hopped up on the teases that strippers are, take your girlfriend home and let her reap the benefits of your extreme urges. Have fun boys!

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Ugly Bastard · 04-20-2010, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaw

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Oh Christ that made me chuckle.

malibu · 04-20-2010, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by DDTempest

This thread implies that we are the type of men who allow a woman to behave jealously or tell us what we can and cannot do. This is simply not the case and I, for one, am offended that would make such implications knowing that today is Malibu something something day.

My apologies for not delving into Nubblies further before making such a post. Although I never said that you would allow women to behave in such a way, some guys would never reveal such things about themselves even if they did behave in that way. This is for those guys, the ones who know that their girlfriend have their balls in a vise but choose to do nothing about it.

f3lix · 04-20-2010, 07:28 PM

Those guys wouldn't dare ask their gf to go to a strip club for fear of getting castrated. (Shaw)

malibu · 04-20-2010, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by f3lix

Those guys wouldn't dare ask their gf to go to a strip club for fear of getting castrated. (Shaw)

I believe it, she nearly chewed my head off just for sending him a message on Facebook. I could just see how a question involving the words "strip club" would go over.

f3lix · 04-20-2010, 07:42 PM

Malibu, why do you keep changing your pics?

malibu · 04-20-2010, 07:49 PM

Because I had to resize the one I wanted twenty times to get it as an avatar, my apologies sir.

f3lix · 04-20-2010, 07:56 PM

No need to apologize. I've enjoyed it, being that I've never met you and have no idea what you look like.

malibu · 04-20-2010, 08:36 PM

Well you still haven't met me but you DO know what I look like now, so that takes care of 50% of that issue.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-20-2010, 10:40 PM

Free tip. You should let your eyebrows grow out, I don't understand why woman do that.

f3lix · 04-21-2010, 01:22 AM

They look fine in the current picture, but no shorter. Careful on taking advice from that fag.

Mr. Blonde · 04-21-2010, 02:06 AM

She needs to go much lighter on the mascara. Focus more on supporting "skin color" makeup around the eyes to avoid the 'coon eyes. A darker foundation wouldn't hurt. I'm just guessing this shit from shit i've seen on TV/movies, though. BDH would be the real expert here.

Unwanted beauty tips aside, good to see a new member back. I think for the most part we won't abuse the shit out of you like we did before. What made you come back?

Cocktooth · 04-21-2010, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by malibu

I believe it, she nearly chewed my head off just for sending him a message on Facebook.

That is because you and I are destined to be together. It's fate.

BigDongedHoe · 04-21-2010, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

BDH would be the real expert here.

Only when it comes to banging your mother

Cocktooth · 04-21-2010, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by BigDongedHoe

Only when it comes to banging your mother

That would really make you a mother fucker.

Mr. Blonde · 04-21-2010, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by BigDongedHoe

Only when it comes to banging your mother

A "sex with your mother" joke. I understand thinking of a better joke might cause you to furrow your brow, which is a key activity to avoid if you want to curb those pesky forehead wrinkles. No need to start Botox so young! But a little effort would be nice.

Fruitacious B · 04-21-2010, 12:27 PM

A little effort? Banging your mom sounds like plenty of effort.

Der Fuhrer · 04-21-2010, 12:37 PM

Yeah, have you seen Blonde's mom? I'm afraid the joke's on BDH!

BigDongedHoe · 04-21-2010, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Der Fuhrer

Yeah, have you seen Blonde's mom? I'm afraid the joke's on BDH!

Head has no face when its comparable to a brand new Hoover vacuum.

Cocktooth · 04-21-2010, 01:38 PM

Who's going to ask for nudes on this thread? So far, the winner is magiclit due to no competition.

malibu · 04-21-2010, 02:26 PM

Yeah I have already fixed the eyebrow thing, have no fear. That picture is from a few months ago and I have since let them fill in some. I can honestly say I've never had makeup or beauty tips from guys, so, uh, thanks for that. Also, whether I wear mascara or not, I have very dark eyelashes naturally and I'm fair skinned. I am starting to get a little more tan, I just hadn't been getting much sun at that time. Now I work outside so it's okay now.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Unwanted beauty tips aside, good to see a new member back. I think for the most part we won't abuse the shit out of you like we did before. What made you come back?

A new friend rekindled my spirit for the world of Nubblies, to be honest. I hope that my heightened level of maturity in comparison to my past days here will be very helpful in regards to your opinions of me.

BigDongedHoe · 04-21-2010, 03:43 PM

Hey Malibu stfu and show us yer titties.... GIT ER DONE'

vaga1220 * · 04-21-2010, 04:11 PM

I wouldn't mind a little muff.

04-20-2010, 05:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Gents, take your ladies to the strip club So I was listening to T-Pain "I'm in Luv With a Stripper" and I stumbled upon an idea for some advice to possibly help out those Nubblites who choose to be in a relationship. If you're a guy who just wants to go to the strip club and you think you have to sneak behind your girlfriend's back, don't. It's very simple, ask her if she'll go with you. Just go to a strip club where you can drink and she'll be having fun in no time. Better yet, give a few dancers some tips to give your girl a dance I guarantee you by the end of the night she'll be laughing her ass off. If she's not then at least you got to see some titties and she can't even be pissed because she was there the whole time, right? I speak from experience of course after having experienced my first night of strip-club hopping. I had a dancer bite my pants, pull my shirt up, blow in my ear, put their crotch and tits in my face, and still had an awesome time. It's just a hilarious experience. If she doesn't feel comfortable going with just the two of you, take a single guy friend with you and another couple, this way she'll have another girl to talk to and the single guy will be the most whorish in the group so you won't look bad. Try it out and see if it works, you can thank me later. Next time you're thinking, "Man I really wish I could go to the titty bar but [insert girlfriend's name here] would have my ass," ask her to tag along. Tell her it won't be as bad as she thinks and that you'll buy her drinks all night, then go get yourself all hopped up on the teases that strippers are, take your girlfriend home and let her reap the benefits of your extreme urges. Have fun boys!
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

04-20-2010, 07:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Because I had to resize the one I wanted twenty times to get it as an avatar, my apologies sir.
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

04-20-2010, 08:36 PM	#11 (permalink)
malibu Caribou Lou Join Date: May 2003 Location: Warsaw, IN, Usa Posts: 948 Internets: 567	Well you still haven't met me but you DO know what I look like now, so that takes care of 50% of that issue.
	"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."

04-20-2010, 10:40 PM	#12 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Free tip. You should let your eyebrows grow out, I don't understand why woman do that.
	#YOLO

04-21-2010, 02:06 AM	#14 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	She needs to go much lighter on the mascara. Focus more on supporting "skin color" makeup around the eyes to avoid the 'coon eyes. A darker foundation wouldn't hurt. I'm just guessing this shit from shit i've seen on TV/movies, though. BDH would be the real expert here. Unwanted beauty tips aside, good to see a new member back. I think for the most part we won't abuse the shit out of you like we did before. What made you come back?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-20-2010, 07:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Those guys wouldn't dare ask their gf to go to a strip club for fear of getting castrated. (Shaw)

04-20-2010, 07:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Malibu, why do you keep changing your pics?

04-20-2010, 07:56 PM	#10 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	No need to apologize. I've enjoyed it, being that I've never met you and have no idea what you look like.

04-21-2010, 01:22 AM	#13 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	They look fine in the current picture, but no shorter. Careful on taking advice from that fag.

04-21-2010, 12:27 PM	#19 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	A little effort? Banging your mom sounds like plenty of effort.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

04-21-2010, 12:37 PM	#20 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	Yeah, have you seen Blonde's mom? I'm afraid the joke's on BDH!

04-21-2010, 01:38 PM	#22 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Who's going to ask for nudes on this thread? So far, the winner is magiclit due to no competition.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

04-21-2010, 03:43 PM	#24 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Hey Malibu stfu and show us yer titties.... GIT ER DONE'
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

04-21-2010, 04:11 PM	#25 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	I wouldn't mind a little muff.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

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