How to easily end your life.... - Nubblies.net Forums

Combat Chuck · 01-08-2003, 08:37 PM

I am astonished at the amount of dumbasses that have been crowding this particular board here of late. These dicks just don't get it. We keep on telling them to leave, to kill themselves, or just to inflict bodily harm upon themselves, but they just don't get the message.

I found out why. They've already exhibited the intelligence of a donkey that's just been run over, so I figured that they must not understand how to carry out our pretty simple orders.

So I've decided to help them come up with some entertaining and easy ways of dispensing of themselves.

1. Slit your throat from the inside. Just stick a knife in your throat and move it around. ALOT. This will allow every part of your throat to fully experience some well-needed agony. Oh, and I'm not talking about a butter knife. I wanna see some glint comin off of that blade there.

2. Locate nearest window to your person in your house. Now, punch it with your bare fist. After you have succeeded in doing that, find two pieces of glass that have just been scattered around because of the broken window. Proceed to shove that glass into your eyeballs.

3. Make your own knock-out beverage! Bleach, Soft Scrub, Tide, Elmer's Glue, Windex, Murphy's Oil, and many more household cleaners pack the perfect wallop when ingested. And they're easy to get to.....just ask your mom! I'm sure she could help you out. If you're really daring, try mixing some of them together!

I feel that this is just the tip of the iceberg. Any of you competent Nubblieites wanna help me out here? If you have more than 100 posts, your suggestions will be welcomed.

Thanks, and to all you dumbasses, these are guaranteed, sure-fire ways to hurridley end your miserable lives. See what you think of them!

Cockstarr · 01-08-2003, 11:24 PM

The Cockstarr hasn't 100 posts and would like to say fuck you to combat chuck for assuming lack of posting equals lack of intelect.

victim · 01-09-2003, 12:01 AM

Alright, well, I've been around for at least 2 months, and since I try to keep the quality of my posts up, I only have about 100...

But here's one suggestion

Buy about 100 Sparklers (The kind you use of the 4th of July, you know what I'm talking about), shove them halfway up your ass, and light the bunch of them. You will painfully die in the several thousand degree heat and brilliantly blinding light. Talk about going out in a blaze of glory.

gbc · 01-09-2003, 12:17 AM

Ya sorry some of us have better things to do then spend all of our time on nubblies

victim · 01-09-2003, 01:30 AM

You're right, gbc... so how's shoving 100 sparklers up your ass going?

Ugly Bastard · 01-09-2003, 01:36 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by gbc:
Ya sorry some of us have better things to do then spend all of our time on nubblies<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yet you've still managed to make 57 (useless) posts in under a month.

Amazing what a little schedule planning can do.

Cock.

-Ugly Bastard

thoughtsofyesterday · 01-09-2003, 06:40 PM

ugly bastard you are the biggest fuck here. Lets see we graduated last year and yet we arent cool enouf to hang out with people our own age so we have to talk here.
Plus if i reacal this site almost got you ass beat by CS oh wait we arnt alowd to say names.

Combat Chuck · 01-09-2003, 07:00 PM

Yes, because we have amassed an amount of posts higher than 100 on here, that means that we don't have any friends, and that we don't have anything to do with our time than spend time on here.

I have never heard anything so asenine or ignorant in all my days.

thoughtsofyesterday · 01-09-2003, 07:06 PM

ya me neither that is so weird

01-09-2003, 07:29 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Plus if i reacal this site almost got you ass beat by CS oh wait we arnt alowd to say names. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

First off, dipshit, it's recall, Jesus, go back to the fucking 2nd grade.

Secondly, if I recall Ugly is completely straightforward with who he really is, and where he goes to school. Nothing went down, I fail to see how this is almost getting your ass kicked. I mean let's get serious here dipshit, you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about so shut the fuck up.

I suggest you scroll back up to the top of this page and experiment with some of those ideas that Combat Chuck listed.

[This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited January 09, 2003).]

gbc · 01-09-2003, 08:42 PM

Very true.

Ugly Bastard · 01-09-2003, 10:49 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by thoughtsofyesterday:
ugly bastard you are the biggest fuck here. Lets see we graduated last year and yet we arent cool enouf to hang out with people our own age so we have to talk here.
Plus if i reacal this site almost got you ass beat by CS oh wait we arnt alowd to say names. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Slutface-

A.) About 25% of the members on here are in college. Next year, that number will be 99%. The 1% that will still be in high school, will be you. Because you are too fucking stupid to graduate from high school.

B.) Chris Sherill threatened to beat my ass, but when the shit hit the fan, it didn't happen. So why don't you get your God damned story straight next time. But I will tell you something queer, I actually respect Chris Sherill. Why? Because at least he has the balls to reveal his name and shit talk like that. That is something you don't have.

So in since you are so tough and shit, why don't you tell me who you are so I may kick the shit out of you. Sherill and I, we aren't afraid of what someone on nubblies is going to do to us. So tell me who you are bitch. I'm UB, and you can bet your ass that I will beat the shit out of you if you have the balls to tell me who you are.

C.) Fuck You.

D.) Fuck You again.

E.) Have a nice fucking night.

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 09, 2003).]

StabMaster Arson · 01-09-2003, 10:53 PM

so, thoughtsofyourmommasbootycrack, sounds like you have a crush on someone... but do you like him b/c he thinks he's big and tough or is it because someone told you that his car is fast?

Trout Sniffer · 01-09-2003, 11:43 PM

First off, I would like to say that just because you have over 100 posts doesn't mean that you have quality posts, and if you have under 100, then you could be like me and post only when you feel necessary and only quality posts, not post all of the time.

To GBC:
You're a fucking moron that obviously isn't any better than any of us on here. How many posts have I seen of yours on nubblies in the past 2 weeks? Quite a few? Now, a better question, how many were quality? ZERO! You're a moron that doesn't know anything. You seriously need to just get off nubblies because everyone hates you and knows you're a moron.

To GBC again:
Last, just because Ugly Bastard is friends with us from Warsaw, that doesn't mean that he doesn't have plenty of college friends from Ball State either. He's a cool guy with enough friends. UB is one cool bastard who has nothing to prove to you. If he did try to prove something to you, you would be too stupid and are too burnt out to understand anything he says to you. We can hardly make out what you say on here cause you're messages are so screwed up and don't make any sense.

[This message has been edited by Trout Sniffer (edited January 09, 2003).]

thoughtsofyesterday · 01-10-2003, 12:38 AM

haha ugly bastard funny guy. First of all i know the story between you and sherill couse we are friends second of all you are the piece of shit that almost got the shit beat out of you but you talked you way out of it.

fucknubblies · 01-10-2003, 12:42 AM

hey i agree with thoughtsofyesterday. I hope that ugly bastard gets his ass kicked couse he is a red haired fuck. Next i have a feeling that this site is going down. BDH you are a piece of shit too.

buckeye · 01-10-2003, 12:58 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by fucknubblies:
hey i agree with thoughtsofyesterday. I hope that ugly bastard gets his ass kicked couse he is a red haired fuck. Next i have a feeling that this site is going down. BDH you are a piece of shit too.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

alright you worthless cum guzzling piece of shit, dont ever get personal on this site. How bout you stop being a pussy by hiding behind your name and reveal who you are. That way not only will UB, beat your ass, but the rest of nubblies will help him.

01-10-2003, 01:00 AM

fucknubblies -

You are a cocksucking faggot. You can suck a dick a two balls you pussy ass piece of shit. Eat shit and die you fucking fairy ass cunt. Fuck off.

buckeye · 01-10-2003, 01:01 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by fucknubblies:
Next i have a feeling that this site is going down. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

for the monkey ass raping queers of the world like fuck nubbles, let me make things clear for you. Nubblies will never ever go down, i dare you to try. Its is simply not possible. You're wasting oxygen as we speak, go and drink some gasoline bitch.

fucknubblies · 01-10-2003, 01:02 AM

cool get pissed i love it.

01-10-2003, 01:02 AM

I'm not pissed you fuckin pussy.

If I were pissed you'd be getting long ass responces, systematically destroying you, not inchoerent swearing and complete vulgarity. Dumbfuck.

[This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited January 09, 2003).]

fucknubblies · 01-10-2003, 01:04 AM

Buckeye you are just a plain piece of shit

01-10-2003, 01:05 AM

hey you overlooked me you mother fucking bitch.

------------------
- 50 Cent
"Nasty like a slut skank bitch with thirty fuckin husbands"

fucknubblies · 01-10-2003, 01:07 AM

man what can i say i feel so bad for not being considerate. What ever shall i do

buckeye · 01-10-2003, 01:08 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by fucknubblies:
Buckeye you are just a plain piece of shit<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

you are a little pussy hiding behind a name and trying to piss people off, you're a fucking loser on here, and in real life also, you're too scared to say your real name cause you know that i am right, go eat a dick.

01-09-2003, 01:36 AM	#6 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by gbc: Ya sorry some of us have better things to do then spend all of our time on nubblies<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yet you've still managed to make 57 (useless) posts in under a month. Amazing what a little schedule planning can do. Cock. -Ugly Bastard

01-09-2003, 07:29 PM	#10 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Plus if i reacal this site almost got you ass beat by CS oh wait we arnt alowd to say names. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> First off, dipshit, it's recall, Jesus, go back to the fucking 2nd grade. Secondly, if I recall Ugly is completely straightforward with who he really is, and where he goes to school. Nothing went down, I fail to see how this is almost getting your ass kicked. I mean let's get serious here dipshit, you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about so shut the fuck up. I suggest you scroll back up to the top of this page and experiment with some of those ideas that Combat Chuck listed. [This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited January 09, 2003).]
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01-09-2003, 10:49 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by thoughtsofyesterday: ugly bastard you are the biggest fuck here. Lets see we graduated last year and yet we arent cool enouf to hang out with people our own age so we have to talk here. Plus if i reacal this site almost got you ass beat by CS oh wait we arnt alowd to say names. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Slutface- A.) About 25% of the members on here are in college. Next year, that number will be 99%. The 1% that will still be in high school, will be you. Because you are too fucking stupid to graduate from high school. B.) Chris Sherill threatened to beat my ass, but when the shit hit the fan, it didn't happen. So why don't you get your God damned story straight next time. But I will tell you something queer, I actually respect Chris Sherill. Why? Because at least he has the balls to reveal his name and shit talk like that. That is something you don't have. So in since you are so tough and shit, why don't you tell me who you are so I may kick the shit out of you. Sherill and I, we aren't afraid of what someone on nubblies is going to do to us. So tell me who you are bitch. I'm UB, and you can bet your ass that I will beat the shit out of you if you have the balls to tell me who you are. C.) Fuck You. D.) Fuck You again. E.) Have a nice fucking night. -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 09, 2003).]
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01-10-2003, 12:58 AM	#17 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fucknubblies: hey i agree with thoughtsofyesterday. I hope that ugly bastard gets his ass kicked couse he is a red haired fuck. Next i have a feeling that this site is going down. BDH you are a piece of shit too.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> alright you worthless cum guzzling piece of shit, dont ever get personal on this site. How bout you stop being a pussy by hiding behind your name and reveal who you are. That way not only will UB, beat your ass, but the rest of nubblies will help him.

01-10-2003, 01:00 AM	#18 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	fucknubblies - You are a cocksucking faggot. You can suck a dick a two balls you pussy ass piece of shit. Eat shit and die you fucking fairy ass cunt. Fuck off.
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01-08-2003, 08:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	I am astonished at the amount of dumbasses that have been crowding this particular board here of late. These dicks just don't get it. We keep on telling them to leave, to kill themselves, or just to inflict bodily harm upon themselves, but they just don't get the message. I found out why. They've already exhibited the intelligence of a donkey that's just been run over, so I figured that they must not understand how to carry out our pretty simple orders. So I've decided to help them come up with some entertaining and easy ways of dispensing of themselves. 1. Slit your throat from the inside. Just stick a knife in your throat and move it around. ALOT. This will allow every part of your throat to fully experience some well-needed agony. Oh, and I'm not talking about a butter knife. I wanna see some glint comin off of that blade there. 2. Locate nearest window to your person in your house. Now, punch it with your bare fist. After you have succeeded in doing that, find two pieces of glass that have just been scattered around because of the broken window. Proceed to shove that glass into your eyeballs. 3. Make your own knock-out beverage! Bleach, Soft Scrub, Tide, Elmer's Glue, Windex, Murphy's Oil, and many more household cleaners pack the perfect wallop when ingested. And they're easy to get to.....just ask your mom! I'm sure she could help you out. If you're really daring, try mixing some of them together! I feel that this is just the tip of the iceberg. Any of you competent Nubblieites wanna help me out here? If you have more than 100 posts, your suggestions will be welcomed. Thanks, and to all you dumbasses, these are guaranteed, sure-fire ways to hurridley end your miserable lives. See what you think of them!

01-08-2003, 11:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cockstarr Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The Cockstarr is omnipresent Posts: 49 Internets: 10	The Cockstarr hasn't 100 posts and would like to say fuck you to combat chuck for assuming lack of posting equals lack of intelect.

01-09-2003, 12:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Alright, well, I've been around for at least 2 months, and since I try to keep the quality of my posts up, I only have about 100... But here's one suggestion Buy about 100 Sparklers (The kind you use of the 4th of July, you know what I'm talking about), shove them halfway up your ass, and light the bunch of them. You will painfully die in the several thousand degree heat and brilliantly blinding light. Talk about going out in a blaze of glory.

01-09-2003, 12:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
gbc Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: warsaw, indiana, USA Posts: 137 Internets: 10	Ya sorry some of us have better things to do then spend all of our time on nubblies

01-09-2003, 01:30 AM	#5 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	You're right, gbc... so how's shoving 100 sparklers up your ass going?

01-09-2003, 06:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
thoughtsofyesterday Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 24 Internets: 10	ugly bastard you are the biggest fuck here. Lets see we graduated last year and yet we arent cool enouf to hang out with people our own age so we have to talk here. Plus if i reacal this site almost got you ass beat by CS oh wait we arnt alowd to say names.

01-09-2003, 07:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Yes, because we have amassed an amount of posts higher than 100 on here, that means that we don't have any friends, and that we don't have anything to do with our time than spend time on here. I have never heard anything so asenine or ignorant in all my days.

01-09-2003, 07:06 PM	#9 (permalink)
thoughtsofyesterday Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 24 Internets: 10	ya me neither that is so weird

01-09-2003, 08:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
gbc Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: warsaw, indiana, USA Posts: 137 Internets: 10	Very true.

01-09-2003, 10:53 PM	#13 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	so, thoughtsofyourmommasbootycrack, sounds like you have a crush on someone... but do you like him b/c he thinks he's big and tough or is it because someone told you that his car is fast?

01-09-2003, 11:43 PM	#14 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	First off, I would like to say that just because you have over 100 posts doesn't mean that you have quality posts, and if you have under 100, then you could be like me and post only when you feel necessary and only quality posts, not post all of the time. To GBC: You're a fucking moron that obviously isn't any better than any of us on here. How many posts have I seen of yours on nubblies in the past 2 weeks? Quite a few? Now, a better question, how many were quality? ZERO! You're a moron that doesn't know anything. You seriously need to just get off nubblies because everyone hates you and knows you're a moron. To GBC again: Last, just because Ugly Bastard is friends with us from Warsaw, that doesn't mean that he doesn't have plenty of college friends from Ball State either. He's a cool guy with enough friends. UB is one cool bastard who has nothing to prove to you. If he did try to prove something to you, you would be too stupid and are too burnt out to understand anything he says to you. We can hardly make out what you say on here cause you're messages are so screwed up and don't make any sense. [This message has been edited by Trout Sniffer (edited January 09, 2003).]

01-10-2003, 12:38 AM	#15 (permalink)
thoughtsofyesterday Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 24 Internets: 10	haha ugly bastard funny guy. First of all i know the story between you and sherill couse we are friends second of all you are the piece of shit that almost got the shit beat out of you but you talked you way out of it.

01-10-2003, 12:42 AM	#16 (permalink)
fucknubblies Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 20 Internets: 10	hey i agree with thoughtsofyesterday. I hope that ugly bastard gets his ass kicked couse he is a red haired fuck. Next i have a feeling that this site is going down. BDH you are a piece of shit too.

01-10-2003, 01:01 AM	#19 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fucknubblies: Next i have a feeling that this site is going down. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> for the monkey ass raping queers of the world like fuck nubbles, let me make things clear for you. Nubblies will never ever go down, i dare you to try. Its is simply not possible. You're wasting oxygen as we speak, go and drink some gasoline bitch.

01-10-2003, 01:02 AM	#20 (permalink)
fucknubblies Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 20 Internets: 10	cool get pissed i love it.

01-10-2003, 01:02 AM	#21 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	I'm not pissed you fuckin pussy. If I were pissed you'd be getting long ass responces, systematically destroying you, not inchoerent swearing and complete vulgarity. Dumbfuck. [This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited January 09, 2003).]
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01-10-2003, 01:04 AM	#22 (permalink)
fucknubblies Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 20 Internets: 10	Buckeye you are just a plain piece of shit

01-10-2003, 01:05 AM	#23 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	hey you overlooked me you mother fucking bitch. ------------------ - 50 Cent "Nasty like a slut skank bitch with thirty fuckin husbands"
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01-10-2003, 01:07 AM	#24 (permalink)
fucknubblies Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 20 Internets: 10	man what can i say i feel so bad for not being considerate. What ever shall i do

01-10-2003, 01:08 AM	#25 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by fucknubblies: Buckeye you are just a plain piece of shit<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> you are a little pussy hiding behind a name and trying to piss people off, you're a fucking loser on here, and in real life also, you're too scared to say your real name cause you know that i am right, go eat a dick.