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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 05-08-2010, 07:51 PM

Meet Warren. Don't fuck with him. He will literally rip you to shreds.

Quote:

We're just two bachelors, sharing the same pad.

Ugly Bastard · 05-08-2010, 09:20 PM

I like Warren. I'm a Warren fan. You can find me in the Warren camp.

Mr. Blonde · 05-09-2010, 01:42 AM

Is warren from the shelter?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 05-09-2010, 08:14 AM

Warren doesn't like to talk about his past, but from what I gather he grew up living on the streets. He was sleeping in alleyways, boxes, and participating in blood sports to support his catnip addiction. A wanted man with a heavy conscience, he finally decided enough was enough and turned himself in to the authorities. He'd been serving a 3 month sentence (that's like 30 years in Man years) before I met him and bribed the warden to release Warren on parole.

Orgazmo · 05-09-2010, 12:04 PM

I like him, ID. I like Warren.

You've done a good thing.

Mr. Blonde · 05-09-2010, 12:11 PM

He looks like a faggot. What kind of a name is Warren?

Ugly Bastard · 05-09-2010, 12:38 PM

You watch your tongue Blonde. I would not recommend testing the loyalty a few of us around here have towards Warren.

Orgazmo · 05-09-2010, 12:48 PM

I'd take Warren over Blonde.

It's not even close.

Mr. Blonde · 05-09-2010, 12:50 PM

Maybe i'll warm up to this faggot cat when it's owner posts some cool pictures or videos of it doing shit, rather than one shitty cell phone camera pic when the cat isn't even doing anything other than looking like a boring faggot.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 05-09-2010, 02:50 PM

Do you take videos of your roommates, Blonde? You're a buttfuckin weirdo.

BigDongedHoe · 05-09-2010, 06:11 PM

Cats suck.

Der Fuhrer · 05-10-2010, 03:40 AM

Warren looks like a champion to me. Cats are awesome.

angry pancake · 05-10-2010, 10:57 AM

Warren is cool by me.

Repugnant Abomination · 05-11-2010, 08:49 AM

I will tolerate Warren until he gives me reason not to.

Orgazmo · 05-11-2010, 09:00 AM

Warren update please.

Mr. Blonde · 05-11-2010, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination

....until he gives me reason not to.

...like, by doing nothing cool, at all? I bet this "bachelor" doesn't even have a job. What a worthless piece of shit.

Orgazmo · 05-11-2010, 10:22 AM

His job is keeping ID happy.

He's a housekitten.

Mr. Blonde · 05-11-2010, 10:31 AM

You hear that ID? Gaz thinks you see Warren as "just a housekitten, there to keep you happy". How does that make you feel?

Orgazmo · 05-11-2010, 11:31 AM

To be clear, I think your job on Nubblies is to keep me happy, Blonde.

Mr. Blonde · 05-11-2010, 11:36 AM

Yeah well, with the quality of posting around here lately I don't blame you. But this isn't about Nubblies dying a terribly depressing death due to its current members sucking balls and not doing anything cool, this is about this thread having a terribly depressing beginning due to its subject sucking balls and not doing anything cool.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 05-11-2010, 05:37 PM

blonde is a barn cat

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 05-11-2010, 06:14 PM

This is where Warren hangs out when I'm not at home.

The little bastard can be quite insistent on eating my food.

He'll come at you at all angles.

Goddammit you'd need a damn heart of steel to resist his chirps.

Little bastard.

DDTempest · 05-11-2010, 06:26 PM

ID, Warren is thus far pretty lame ... here's my cat doing some of his combat training.

*note the pure yellow eyes, they shoot lazers at unsuspecting victims.

*sharpening his razor sharp lazer talons

*just working on balance, he holds this pose for roughly seven to eight hours

*same pose, just charging his lazers

Ugly Bastard · 05-11-2010, 07:52 PM

Fuck your cat DDT. Start a thread for it if you want to so I can click "ignore" without missing pics of Warren.

f3lix · 05-11-2010, 08:25 PM

Fuck off, UB. At least DDT is providing some real cat pics in this thread.

05-09-2010, 01:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Is warren from the shelter?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

05-09-2010, 08:14 AM	#4 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Warren doesn't like to talk about his past, but from what I gather he grew up living on the streets. He was sleeping in alleyways, boxes, and participating in blood sports to support his catnip addiction. A wanted man with a heavy conscience, he finally decided enough was enough and turned himself in to the authorities. He'd been serving a 3 month sentence (that's like 30 years in Man years) before I met him and bribed the warden to release Warren on parole.
	#YOLO

05-09-2010, 12:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	He looks like a faggot. What kind of a name is Warren?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

05-09-2010, 12:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Maybe i'll warm up to this faggot cat when it's owner posts some cool pictures or videos of it doing shit, rather than one shitty cell phone camera pic when the cat isn't even doing anything other than looking like a boring faggot.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

05-09-2010, 02:50 PM	#10 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Do you take videos of your roommates, Blonde? You're a buttfuckin weirdo.
	#YOLO

05-08-2010, 09:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I like Warren. I'm a Warren fan. You can find me in the Warren camp.

05-09-2010, 12:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I like him, ID. I like Warren. You've done a good thing.

05-09-2010, 12:38 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	You watch your tongue Blonde. I would not recommend testing the loyalty a few of us around here have towards Warren.

05-09-2010, 12:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I'd take Warren over Blonde. It's not even close.

05-09-2010, 06:11 PM	#11 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Cats suck.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

05-10-2010, 03:40 AM	#12 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	Warren looks like a champion to me. Cats are awesome.

05-11-2010, 08:49 AM	#14 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	I will tolerate Warren until he gives me reason not to.

05-11-2010, 09:00 AM	#15 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Warren update please.

05-11-2010, 10:22 AM	#17 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	His job is keeping ID happy. He's a housekitten.

05-11-2010, 10:31 AM	#18 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	You hear that ID? Gaz thinks you see Warren as "just a housekitten, there to keep you happy". How does that make you feel?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

05-11-2010, 11:31 AM	#19 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	To be clear, I think your job on Nubblies is to keep me happy, Blonde.

05-11-2010, 11:36 AM	#20 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Yeah well, with the quality of posting around here lately I don't blame you. But this isn't about Nubblies dying a terribly depressing death due to its current members sucking balls and not doing anything cool, this is about this thread having a terribly depressing beginning due to its subject sucking balls and not doing anything cool.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

05-11-2010, 05:37 PM	#21 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	blonde is a barn cat
	#YOLO

05-11-2010, 06:14 PM	#22 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	This is where Warren hangs out when I'm not at home. The little bastard can be quite insistent on eating my food. He'll come at you at all angles. Goddammit you'd need a damn heart of steel to resist his chirps. Little bastard.
	#YOLO

05-11-2010, 07:52 PM	#24 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Fuck your cat DDT. Start a thread for it if you want to so I can click "ignore" without missing pics of Warren.

05-11-2010, 08:25 PM	#25 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Fuck off, UB. At least DDT is providing some real cat pics in this thread.

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