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Old 12-14-2012, 03:24 AM   #51 (permalink)
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"my itinerary for you" = 8 syllables according to my fingers. And "favorite" as 3.

That doesn't make this ham any less magnificent.

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Old 12-14-2012, 03:27 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Fuck. You're right.

About itinerary. I say "favrit."

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Old 12-14-2012, 09:55 AM   #53 (permalink)
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We can say itinerry if you'd like. I'm okay with that.
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:25 PM   #54 (permalink)
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KREMLIN

Your gift is on the way, from Soviet Russia!

Feel free to track that sum bitch until your heart is content. It was shipped via Russian Post, tracking #RA371056125RU.

ENJOY, MOTHERFUCKER

Ho, Ho, Ho motherfuckers.
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Old 12-18-2012, 02:46 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Old 12-18-2012, 04:25 PM   #56 (permalink)
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How awesome would it be if his Secret Santa was FC, and he sent him a russian wife.

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Old 12-18-2012, 06:11 PM   #57 (permalink)
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.227 kilos.

Somebody's getting illegal drugs from Russia.
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Old 12-18-2012, 07:15 PM   #58 (permalink)
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It was nice of Customs to let the drugs go through.

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Must be very well hidden. Perhaps in a tiny russian wife's asshole?
Hell, customs gets maybe 5%.
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Old 12-26-2012, 04:06 PM   #60 (permalink)
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Part 1 of my gifts have been sent through Amazon. He knows that I'm his SS. Part 2 might be delayed by a couple days. Debating weather to just send what I have now, or wait til I can get another item.

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Old 12-27-2012, 04:06 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Man you are really terrible.

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Old 12-27-2012, 09:15 AM   #62 (permalink)
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I got presents.... PRESENTS FROM RUSSIA.

You asked what my all-time favorite team was. Ded Moroz (Russian for Santa Claus) listened.

It's a manny ramirez doll!



INSIDE MANNY RAMIREZ IS BIG PAPI (I wish big papi would be inside me.) Inside big papi is johnny damon (before he was a knob-jockey.)



Oh man, there is also a Pedro and a 'Tek.



THANK YOU SANTA. Reveal yourself for +s.

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That's actually a really badass gift. Kudos to whoever had that idea.
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Old 12-27-2012, 12:21 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Nice, glad the Russians came through. It's no ham, but I'm glad you like it.

Speaking of the ham, it was delicious. It fed my family at Christmas and fueled a delicious Navy Bean Soup afterward. Even children that normally do not like ham loved the ham. It was that damn ham good.



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Old 12-27-2012, 03:42 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Do the dolls say who Pedro's daddy is?
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Old 12-28-2012, 03:06 AM   #66 (permalink)
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I'm sorry, Gaz, there are children that don't love ham? Why haven't you put them down?

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Old 12-28-2012, 11:08 AM   #67 (permalink)
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They love ham now. Evidently they had never had the pleasure of a legitimate ham.
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Old 12-28-2012, 04:07 PM   #68 (permalink)
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In the interest of keeping everyone abreast , I will be out of town from the 29th until the 4th.

We'll see if my secret santa gift is even here by the time I get back.
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It will be. Sorry ninjaface. I suck.
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DH, your 3rd and most erotic package will arrive today. My guy that I go through for your last present put his order in for xmas before I could get it on the list. Once he gets back from vacation, there will be a 4th package with 2 items in it. No ETA for when that might be as he will have to order it.

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Thanks cocktooth. I'm not really sure how this could be my third package as I have not received the first or second packages yet. Not saying that to be a dick, but genuinely curious if I should have received those packages by now.
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Thanks cocktooth. I'm not really sure how this could be my third package as I have not received the first or second packages yet. Not saying that to be a dick, but genuinely curious if I should have received those packages by now.
My bad. It has only one delievered.

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USPS has no delivery date set. UPS is to deliver today!

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Hmmm...fairly certain you have the wrong address or there is a thief amongst my building.
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Never mind, two packages arrived today. Pics coming soon.
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