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Orgazmo · 12-14-2012, 03:24 AM

"my itinerary for you" = 8 syllables according to my fingers. And "favorite" as 3.

That doesn't make this ham any less magnificent.

I love you.

thekremlin · 12-14-2012, 03:27 AM

Fuck. You're right.

About itinerary. I say "favrit."

Orgazmo · 12-14-2012, 09:55 AM

We can say itinerry if you'd like. I'm okay with that.

Secret Fucking Santa · 12-17-2012, 02:25 PM

KREMLIN

Your gift is on the way, from Soviet Russia!

Feel free to track that sum bitch until your heart is content. It was shipped via Russian Post, tracking #RA371056125RU.

ENJOY, MOTHERFUCKER

thekremlin · 12-18-2012, 02:46 AM

Whoa.

Mr. Blonde · 12-18-2012, 04:25 PM

How awesome would it be if his Secret Santa was FC, and he sent him a russian wife.

Beebs · 12-18-2012, 06:11 PM

.227 kilos.

Somebody's getting illegal drugs from Russia.

Orgazmo · 12-18-2012, 07:15 PM

It was nice of Customs to let the drugs go through.

Quote:

Выпущено таможней

Must be very well hidden. Perhaps in a tiny russian wife's asshole?

Beebs · 12-18-2012, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

It was nice of Customs to let the drugs go through.

Must be very well hidden. Perhaps in a tiny russian wife's asshole?

Hell, customs gets maybe 5%.

Cocktooth · 12-26-2012, 04:06 PM

Part 1 of my gifts have been sent through Amazon. He knows that I'm his SS. Part 2 might be delayed by a couple days. Debating weather to just send what I have now, or wait til I can get another item.

thekremlin · 12-27-2012, 04:06 AM

Man you are really terrible.

thekremlin · 12-27-2012, 09:15 AM

I got presents.... PRESENTS FROM RUSSIA.

You asked what my all-time favorite team was. Ded Moroz (Russian for Santa Claus) listened.

It's a manny ramirez doll!

INSIDE MANNY RAMIREZ IS BIG PAPI (I wish big papi would be inside me.) Inside big papi is johnny damon (before he was a knob-jockey.)

Oh man, there is also a Pedro and a 'Tek.

THANK YOU SANTA. Reveal yourself for +s.

Ugly Bastard · 12-27-2012, 09:25 AM

That's actually a really badass gift. Kudos to whoever had that idea.

Orgazmo · 12-27-2012, 12:21 PM

Nice, glad the Russians came through. It's no ham, but I'm glad you like it.

Speaking of the ham, it was delicious. It fed my family at Christmas and fueled a delicious Navy Bean Soup afterward. Even children that normally do not like ham loved the ham. It was that ~~damn~~ ham good.

God bless you.

Beebs · 12-27-2012, 03:42 PM

Do the dolls say who Pedro's daddy is?

thekremlin · 12-28-2012, 03:06 AM

I'm sorry, Gaz, there are children that don't love ham? Why haven't you put them down?

Orgazmo · 12-28-2012, 11:08 AM

They love ham now. Evidently they had never had the pleasure of a legitimate ham.

ninjaface · 12-28-2012, 04:07 PM

In the interest of keeping everyone abreast

, I will be out of town from the 29th until the 4th.

We'll see if my secret santa gift is even here by the time I get back.

Ugly Bastard · 12-28-2012, 08:59 PM

It will be. Sorry ninjaface. I suck.

Cocktooth · 12-31-2012, 08:50 AM

DH, your 3rd and most erotic package will arrive today. My guy that I go through for your last present put his order in for xmas before I could get it on the list. Once he gets back from vacation, there will be a 4th package with 2 items in it. No ETA for when that might be as he will have to order it.

Saint DH · 12-31-2012, 08:56 AM

Thanks cocktooth. I'm not really sure how this could be my third package as I have not received the first or second packages yet. Not saying that to be a dick, but genuinely curious if I should have received those packages by now.

Cocktooth · 12-31-2012, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

Thanks cocktooth. I'm not really sure how this could be my third package as I have not received the first or second packages yet. Not saying that to be a dick, but genuinely curious if I should have received those packages by now.

My bad. It has only one delievered.

Status: Delivered
Signed for by: U.S. Postal Service Delivered
Ship Carrier: Fedex Smartpost
Tracking ID: 9102901001298475099325

USPS has no delivery date set. UPS is to deliver today!

USPS 9400110200881609847899

UPS 1ZA6329E0352620334

Saint DH · 12-31-2012, 02:06 PM

Hmmm...fairly certain you have the wrong address or there is a thief amongst my building.

Saint DH · 12-31-2012, 04:41 PM

Never mind, two packages arrived today. Pics coming soon.

f3lix · 01-01-2013, 10:43 AM

I hope there are action shots

12-17-2012, 02:25 PM	#54 (permalink)
Secret Fucking Santa Ho Ho Ho, Hoes Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: North Pole Posts: 62 Internets: 3709	KREMLIN Your gift is on the way, from Soviet Russia! Feel free to track that sum bitch until your heart is content. It was shipped via Russian Post, tracking #RA371056125RU. ENJOY, MOTHERFUCKER
	Ho, Ho, Ho motherfuckers.

12-18-2012, 04:25 PM	#56 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	How awesome would it be if his Secret Santa was FC, and he sent him a russian wife.
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12-26-2012, 04:06 PM	#60 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Part 1 of my gifts have been sent through Amazon. He knows that I'm his SS. Part 2 might be delayed by a couple days. Debating weather to just send what I have now, or wait til I can get another item.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

12-31-2012, 08:50 AM	#70 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	DH, your 3rd and most erotic package will arrive today. My guy that I go through for your last present put his order in for xmas before I could get it on the list. Once he gets back from vacation, there will be a 4th package with 2 items in it. No ETA for when that might be as he will have to order it.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

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12-14-2012, 03:24 AM	#51 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	"my itinerary for you" = 8 syllables according to my fingers. And "favorite" as 3. That doesn't make this ham any less magnificent. I love you.

12-14-2012, 09:55 AM	#53 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	We can say itinerry if you'd like. I'm okay with that.

12-18-2012, 06:11 PM	#57 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	.227 kilos. Somebody's getting illegal drugs from Russia.

12-27-2012, 09:25 AM	#63 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	That's actually a really badass gift. Kudos to whoever had that idea.

12-27-2012, 12:21 PM	#64 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	Nice, glad the Russians came through. It's no ham, but I'm glad you like it. Speaking of the ham, it was delicious. It fed my family at Christmas and fueled a delicious Navy Bean Soup afterward. Even children that normally do not like ham loved the ham. It was that ~~damn~~ ham good. God bless you.

12-27-2012, 03:42 PM	#65 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Do the dolls say who Pedro's daddy is?

12-28-2012, 11:08 AM	#67 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	They love ham now. Evidently they had never had the pleasure of a legitimate ham.

12-28-2012, 04:07 PM	#68 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	In the interest of keeping everyone abreast , I will be out of town from the 29th until the 4th. We'll see if my secret santa gift is even here by the time I get back.

12-28-2012, 08:59 PM	#69 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	It will be. Sorry ninjaface. I suck.

12-31-2012, 08:56 AM	#71 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,142 Internets: 284753	Thanks cocktooth. I'm not really sure how this could be my third package as I have not received the first or second packages yet. Not saying that to be a dick, but genuinely curious if I should have received those packages by now.

12-31-2012, 02:06 PM	#73 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,142 Internets: 284753	Hmmm...fairly certain you have the wrong address or there is a thief amongst my building.

12-31-2012, 04:41 PM	#74 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,142 Internets: 284753	Never mind, two packages arrived today. Pics coming soon.

01-01-2013, 10:43 AM	#75 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I hope there are action shots