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Orgazmo · 08-01-2010, 01:49 PM

OBJECTION: Article misleads the reader.

Gizmodo should stick to tech news.

Let's go to a credible resource, Discovery News, for the real scoop.

This discovery doesn't mean that triceratops doesn't exist anymore. It means that Torosaurus doesn't exist anymore.

The Triceratops population just doubled, fuckers.

Ironic Mustache · 12-14-2010, 03:24 PM

I'm bumping this thread because it's fucking awesome. I see that you guys posted here a few months ago, but if you didn't re-read it from the beginning, you fucked up.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-15-2010, 03:47 AM

How dare you soil this thread with your presents!? who is doosh enough?

Secret Blue Cock · 12-15-2010, 02:36 PM

Don't you speak to the leader of the Secret Blue Cock group that way with such creative spelling!

Ironic Mustache · 12-15-2010, 03:32 PM

Thank SBC, but we should stay on track and not lower ourselves to their level. We don't resort to petty name calling, and we shouldn't be pointing out grammar errors either. We debate with facts.

Orgazmo · 12-15-2010, 03:38 PM

It is well known that IM and SBC have a sexual relationship outside of these boards. Based on that, I move that all of his arguments in favor of SBC are thrown aside on the ground of personal bias. As the man has stated, there is no room for emotion or hearsay in this thread. We deal with facts.

Ironic Mustache · 12-15-2010, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

It is well known that IM and SBC have a sexual relationship outside of these boards. Based on that, I move that all of his arguments in favor of SBC are thrown aside on the ground of personal bias. As the man has stated, there is no room for emotion or hearsay in this thread. We deal with facts.

Those are some serious allegations you're throwing out. I hope you have proof because aside from photo evidence of an IM/SBC torrid sexual affair being the funniest thing on the internet, you stand to lose a lot of credibility here.

Orgazmo · 12-15-2010, 11:56 PM

Listen...I respect you. I do. And the last thing I would want to do to tarnish your reputation amongst your peers. But you've backed me into a corner. And a cornered animal always attacks.

It started earlier this year. I received an anonymous phone call tip that you and SBC had a fling at a caribbean resort. I didn't know whether to believe what I was hearing or to write it off as complete lunacy. I did the only thing I could at the time: I forgot that I had heard anything and continued living my life as normal. After all, if I took what the muffled voice on the other line said as gospel, it would mean that my world was without a true constant. At the time, I just couldn't stand to live in such a place.

Two months passed. I'd be lying if I said that what I heard on the phone that fateful autumn day never crossed my mind, but it certainly wasn't commanding me. Not until the second tip showed up, that is. This time it was a hand written letter from a Frenchman claiming to have seen you and SBC in public. As I worked my way through the letter, naivete clouded my better judgment and, just as quickly as each word on the page entered my head, I dismissed it as a poorly-conceived smear campaign.

And then I reached the fourth page of the letter. The page that had the picture.

I grew up a little bit that day. I went from a fresh, wet-behind-the-ears kid to a hardened adult in a matter of seconds. I know it's cliche, but life really does come at you fast.

Since that letter, I've received a smattering of other similar bits through the mail (both electronic and snail). I never intended to bring the details to light, but you've forced my hand. I feel that I have no choice but to open the shades for a grand reveal on what has been going on with the two of you.

The photo below came from a letter with no return address, though it had a Madrid postmark. I'm sure you don't even remember the night based on the amount of alcohol you had, but the third person in the room certainly does...and with great detail. He outlined for me exactly what happened between the three of you. I would get into it, but I think the photo speaks for itself.

I'm sorry that it came to this.

Ironic Mustache · 12-16-2010, 12:04 AM

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I'LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thekremlin · 12-16-2010, 01:48 AM

I would not have expected the SBC to be a bottom.

huh.

Fruitacious B · 12-16-2010, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I'LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

According to the photographic evidence it seems as if you've already gotten to the bottom of this, again and again and again.

DDTempest · 12-18-2010, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thekremlin

I would not have expected the SBC to be a bottom.

huh.

He's a power bottom, he actually generates most of the energy.

thekremlin · 12-19-2010, 10:25 AM

Wait.... the SBC even HAS an asshole?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-19-2010, 11:28 AM

Pretty sure he doesn't. If he was gay he would need to take it up the urethra. Which is why I'm still skeptical about all this. Something doesn't add up...

Is it possible tha...

thekremlin · 12-22-2011, 05:22 AM

The pacman frog feels no remorse.
The pacman frog will eat his own mate, he doesn't give a fuck.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacman_frog
The pacman frog will KO Floyd Mayweather but Floyd is ascared. Rightfully so.
The pacman frog has teeth.
The pacman frog is OMIGOD THE PACMAN FROG IS HIDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

Pacman Frog eats Huge Rat! - YouTube

The pacman frog is tech-savvy.

African Bull Frog ant crusher - YouTube

thekremlin · 08-30-2012, 03:39 AM

Surely not the best animal ever, but the handstand peeing panda must crack the top 25.
Why Do Pandas Do Handstands When They Pee?
Warning: video shows panda bear pooping as well.

12-14-2010, 03:24 PM	#152 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I'm bumping this thread because it's fucking awesome. I see that you guys posted here a few months ago, but if you didn't re-read it from the beginning, you fucked up.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-15-2010, 03:47 AM	#153 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	How dare you soil this thread with your presents!? who is doosh enough?
	#YOLO

12-15-2010, 03:32 PM	#155 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Thank SBC, but we should stay on track and not lower ourselves to their level. We don't resort to petty name calling, and we shouldn't be pointing out grammar errors either. We debate with facts.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-16-2010, 12:04 AM	#159 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I'LL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-19-2010, 11:28 AM	#164 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	Pretty sure he doesn't. If he was gay he would need to take it up the urethra. Which is why I'm still skeptical about all this. Something doesn't add up... Is it possible tha...
	#YOLO

08-01-2010, 01:49 PM	#151 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	OBJECTION: Article misleads the reader. Gizmodo should stick to tech news. Let's go to a credible resource, Discovery News, for the real scoop. This discovery doesn't mean that triceratops doesn't exist anymore. It means that Torosaurus doesn't exist anymore. The Triceratops population just doubled, fuckers.

12-15-2010, 02:36 PM	#154 (permalink)
Secret Blue Cock Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 28 Internets: 1789	Don't you speak to the leader of the Secret Blue Cock group that way with such creative spelling!

12-15-2010, 03:38 PM	#156 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	It is well known that IM and SBC have a sexual relationship outside of these boards. Based on that, I move that all of his arguments in favor of SBC are thrown aside on the ground of personal bias. As the man has stated, there is no room for emotion or hearsay in this thread. We deal with facts.

12-15-2010, 11:56 PM	#158 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	Listen...I respect you. I do. And the last thing I would want to do to tarnish your reputation amongst your peers. But you've backed me into a corner. And a cornered animal always attacks. It started earlier this year. I received an anonymous phone call tip that you and SBC had a fling at a caribbean resort. I didn't know whether to believe what I was hearing or to write it off as complete lunacy. I did the only thing I could at the time: I forgot that I had heard anything and continued living my life as normal. After all, if I took what the muffled voice on the other line said as gospel, it would mean that my world was without a true constant. At the time, I just couldn't stand to live in such a place. Two months passed. I'd be lying if I said that what I heard on the phone that fateful autumn day never crossed my mind, but it certainly wasn't commanding me. Not until the second tip showed up, that is. This time it was a hand written letter from a Frenchman claiming to have seen you and SBC in public. As I worked my way through the letter, naivete clouded my better judgment and, just as quickly as each word on the page entered my head, I dismissed it as a poorly-conceived smear campaign. And then I reached the fourth page of the letter. The page that had the picture. I grew up a little bit that day. I went from a fresh, wet-behind-the-ears kid to a hardened adult in a matter of seconds. I know it's cliche, but life really does come at you fast. Since that letter, I've received a smattering of other similar bits through the mail (both electronic and snail). I never intended to bring the details to light, but you've forced my hand. I feel that I have no choice but to open the shades for a grand reveal on what has been going on with the two of you. The photo below came from a letter with no return address, though it had a Madrid postmark. I'm sure you don't even remember the night based on the amount of alcohol you had, but the third person in the room certainly does...and with great detail. He outlined for me exactly what happened between the three of you. I would get into it, but I think the photo speaks for itself. I'm sorry that it came to this.

12-16-2010, 01:48 AM	#160 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	I would not have expected the SBC to be a bottom. huh.

12-19-2010, 10:25 AM	#163 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Wait.... the SBC even HAS an asshole?