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DJ FC · 06-05-2010, 03:38 AM

So do I get a prize for that?

Ugly Bastard · 06-05-2010, 10:47 AM

This thread is plenty fun. Love the Castro call BDH. Anyone wanna do a Lodden-thinks style auction on the date that the Pope will die for like $20?

Mr. Blonde · 10-18-2010, 01:59 AM

Julian Assange

heurisdick · 12-07-2010, 02:21 AM

Louis CK. The guy is pretty honest about his personal business while doing standup. He always talked about his shitty marriage... now he's divorced. Now his comedy is extremely depressing. I hope I'm wrong, but I see suicide in the near future.

Fruitacious B · 12-07-2010, 02:33 AM

Nah, I doubt it. Dude just got his own show on FX (which is pretty entertaining, imo), and his live shows are probably getting a better turnout than they ever had. I wouldn't be surprised if he rebounds this divorce by hooking up with a gold digging, yet extremely hot younger chick, and who knows, maybe starting or increasing a drug habit. More power to him, he'll be fine...and alive.

Mr. Blonde · 12-07-2010, 02:37 AM

A self deprecating comedian always talking about a shit marriage and/or divorce? Let's get the suicide hotline on this, fast!

Fruitacious B · 12-07-2010, 03:20 AM

I was just reminded of this after seeing a recent commercial...Andy Griffith will be dead soon.

heurisdick · 12-07-2010, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Fruitacious B

Nah, I doubt it. Dude just got his own show on FX (which is pretty entertaining, imo), and his live shows are probably getting a better turnout than they ever had. I wouldn't be surprised if he rebounds this divorce by hooking up with a gold digging, yet extremely hot younger chick, and who knows, maybe starting or increasing a drug habit. More power to him, he'll be fine...and alive.

I don't think it'll be for a lack of success. He's my favorite current comedian by far, and I also think the show is pretty good. I just think the success and potential hot chicks won't be enough.

He's my sleeper pick anyway. My old person pick is Betty White. After that successful little stint on SNL, she's primed for the grave

Orgazmo · 12-07-2010, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

A self deprecating comedian always talking about a shit marriage and/or divorce? Let's get the suicide hotline on this, fast!

Take your sarcasm and "self deprecating comedians aren't depressed enough to kill themselves" speech to Artie Lange's house as he tries to recover emotionally from plunging a chef's knife into his stomach repeatedly about a year ago.

Mr. Blonde · 12-07-2010, 10:54 AM

Technically, he didn't kill himself...

Ironic Mustache · 12-07-2010, 11:54 AM

That's only because all the great seppuku teachers died out a couple of hundred years ago, and he had no one to learn from. I'm pretty sure the deaths were suicides.

Orgazmo · 12-09-2010, 05:06 PM

Aretha Franklin, the Queen of Soul, will be the next celebrity to die.

Mr. Blonde · 12-10-2010, 12:57 AM

The DeathList 2010

Fruitacious B · 01-03-2011, 11:41 AM

Kobayashi is dead! and he's never coming back.

I could never remember this guys actual name, but he was a hell of an actor and had the resumé to prove it.

thekremlin · 01-03-2011, 11:53 AM

Assuming you're not talking about the guy who eats all the hot dogs.

Because he's fucking invincible.

Orgazmo · 01-03-2011, 11:56 AM

He was also Fergus in The Town. I fucking loved that character.

Fruitacious B · 01-03-2011, 12:11 PM

He did four movies this past year, The Town, Inception, etc etc...all while having a pretty bad case of cancer (bad enough to kill him, clearly).

Fruitacious B · 02-17-2011, 12:37 PM

Uncle Leo is dead...and he's never coming back.

DDTempest · 02-17-2011, 01:41 PM

The real question is this: who can fucking believe that Amy Winehouse is still among the living? I imagine we all would have lost our asses betting on her mortality a year (2?) ago.

Ugly Bastard · 02-17-2011, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Fruitacious B

Uncle Leo is dead...and he's never coming back.

Wow that's sad. I was acquaintances with his daughter back when I used to skydive. She got me a personalized autograph photo from him for me when I told her what a big Seinfeld fan I was. Not sure where that's at now come to think of it...

edit: She's the "Michele" with the quote in the article.

Ironic Mustache · 03-08-2011, 11:33 PM

Sheen. It's going to be called an "overdose" but will actually be a suicide.

Ugly Bastard · 03-08-2011, 11:40 PM

I got $100 that says Sheen lives to see 2012.

Ironic Mustache · 03-08-2011, 11:52 PM

While I believe there's a a decent chance you're wrong, the odds aren't right at all here. Sweeten it up and I bet you'll have a taker.

Ugly Bastard · 03-09-2011, 12:10 AM

Okay your $50 vs. my $100.

Ironic Mustache · 03-09-2011, 12:18 AM

Sucker bet at those odds. I'd go $25 and I'm sure that's still a donation.

Edit: I want until midnight January 5th, 2012.

06-05-2010, 03:38 AM	#326 (permalink)
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10-18-2010, 01:59 AM	#328 (permalink)
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12-07-2010, 02:33 AM	#330 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Nah, I doubt it. Dude just got his own show on FX (which is pretty entertaining, imo), and his live shows are probably getting a better turnout than they ever had. I wouldn't be surprised if he rebounds this divorce by hooking up with a gold digging, yet extremely hot younger chick, and who knows, maybe starting or increasing a drug habit. More power to him, he'll be fine...and alive.
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12-07-2010, 02:37 AM	#331 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	A self deprecating comedian always talking about a shit marriage and/or divorce? Let's get the suicide hotline on this, fast!
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12-07-2010, 03:20 AM	#332 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	I was just reminded of this after seeing a recent commercial...Andy Griffith will be dead soon.
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06-05-2010, 10:47 AM	#327 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	This thread is plenty fun. Love the Castro call BDH. Anyone wanna do a Lodden-thinks style auction on the date that the Pope will die for like $20?

12-07-2010, 02:21 AM	#329 (permalink)
heurisdick Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 267 Internets: 4908	Louis CK. The guy is pretty honest about his personal business while doing standup. He always talked about his shitty marriage... now he's divorced. Now his comedy is extremely depressing. I hope I'm wrong, but I see suicide in the near future.

12-07-2010, 10:54 AM	#335 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Technically, he didn't kill himself...
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12-07-2010, 11:54 AM	#336 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	That's only because all the great seppuku teachers died out a couple of hundred years ago, and he had no one to learn from. I'm pretty sure the deaths were suicides.
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12-09-2010, 05:06 PM	#337 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Aretha Franklin, the Queen of Soul, will be the next celebrity to die.

12-10-2010, 12:57 AM	#338 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	The DeathList 2010
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01-03-2011, 11:41 AM	#339 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Kobayashi is dead! and he's never coming back. I could never remember this guys actual name, but he was a hell of an actor and had the resumé to prove it.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

01-03-2011, 11:53 AM	#340 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Assuming you're not talking about the guy who eats all the hot dogs. Because he's fucking invincible.

01-03-2011, 11:56 AM	#341 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	He was also Fergus in The Town. I fucking loved that character.

01-03-2011, 12:11 PM	#342 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	He did four movies this past year, The Town, Inception, etc etc...all while having a pretty bad case of cancer (bad enough to kill him, clearly).
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

02-17-2011, 12:37 PM	#343 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Uncle Leo is dead...and he's never coming back.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

03-08-2011, 11:33 PM	#346 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Sheen. It's going to be called an "overdose" but will actually be a suicide.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

03-08-2011, 11:40 PM	#347 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I got $100 that says Sheen lives to see 2012.

03-08-2011, 11:52 PM	#348 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	While I believe there's a a decent chance you're wrong, the odds aren't right at all here. Sweeten it up and I bet you'll have a taker.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

03-09-2011, 12:10 AM	#349 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Okay your $50 vs. my $100.

03-09-2011, 12:18 AM	#350 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Sucker bet at those odds. I'd go $25 and I'm sure that's still a donation. Edit: I want until midnight January 5th, 2012.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

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