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Pliedes · 08-16-2003, 11:07 PM

Let's say you have the absolute perfect woman. She is everything you want in life, your soulmate and all that jazz.

Then she develops this lethal disease which she will die from in one hour, unless (now stay with me) she eats the antidote, which just happens to be your penis.

Now you can have sex one last time (or for the first time, whatever) but after that, it's good-bye pecker.

So basically; penis or true love? Which will it be?

Titan · 08-17-2003, 08:58 PM

Yeah... well... it's easy for me to invision this because I actually have a wife and all. (And for you moron newbies, no she's not my wife). It all comes down to the fact that, since this is the girl I'll be whipping and whipped by for the rest of my life, I'd rather part with Herb than her. It's sad because I've had great times with him... and the fact that I wouldn't get to have sex with her... course I'd eventually kill us both in a mass suicide. But at least I'd know I died doing the right thing. Please don't take me seriously. Seriously.

vader521 · 08-19-2003, 11:45 PM

My cock stays

Pliedes · 08-20-2003, 01:35 AM

I started thinking about this and came to this conclusion; this scenario is such that it is near impossible for anyone to decide to give up their manhood, because no one has experienced the true love for which one would give it up.

But I'd do it in a heartbeat.
And Titan has, and he'd do it.
And I'd venture to say Orgazmo would.

Just a thought.

People need to stop just reading these and not posting on them because it's too hard of a decision or something... like you!

Orgazmo · 08-20-2003, 02:28 AM

Indeed, sir.

Boonley · 08-20-2003, 03:09 PM

I've never been truly in love, so I don't think i could really answer this. I just couldn't imagine giving up that for her to live.

Pliedes · 08-20-2003, 09:37 PM

Wow, it's almost like we could make this a test for true love. (not really at all, but still... answer the damn question, people.)

sim_flex_x · 08-21-2003, 05:55 PM

i haven't a penis or else i'd answer the question

Schroeder · 08-21-2003, 06:21 PM

Yeah, but listen to these other guys choices. Truly a committed bunch.

Combat Chuck · 08-24-2003, 05:45 AM

Well, sim, here's one for you.

You have to give up every fetus that develops within you in order for your true love to live.

I really need to stop adding to these questions....

Fruitacious B · 08-24-2003, 05:58 AM

Gunther is gone.

Titan · 08-24-2003, 02:46 PM

Gunther? Wow, I thought Herb was bad.

Alpha · 09-02-2003, 07:47 PM

I'd chop it off. I'd cry about it every night and mourn it quite a bit... But not as much as if I was selfish enough to take someone's life away from them.

08-17-2003, 08:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Yeah... well... it's easy for me to invision this because I actually have a wife and all. (And for you moron newbies, no she's not my wife). It all comes down to the fact that, since this is the girl I'll be whipping and whipped by for the rest of my life, I'd rather part with Herb than her. It's sad because I've had great times with him... and the fact that I wouldn't get to have sex with her... course I'd eventually kill us both in a mass suicide. But at least I'd know I died doing the right thing. Please don't take me seriously. Seriously.
	I do what the fuck I want.

08-24-2003, 05:58 AM	#11 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Gunther is gone.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

08-24-2003, 02:46 PM	#12 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Gunther? Wow, I thought Herb was bad.
	I do what the fuck I want.

09-02-2003, 07:47 PM	#13 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	I'd chop it off. I'd cry about it every night and mourn it quite a bit... But not as much as if I was selfish enough to take someone's life away from them.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

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08-16-2003, 11:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Let's say you have the absolute perfect woman. She is everything you want in life, your soulmate and all that jazz. Then she develops this lethal disease which she will die from in one hour, unless (now stay with me) she eats the antidote, which just happens to be your penis. Now you can have sex one last time (or for the first time, whatever) but after that, it's good-bye pecker. So basically; penis or true love? Which will it be?

08-19-2003, 11:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
vader521 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 350 Internets: 10	My cock stays

08-20-2003, 01:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I started thinking about this and came to this conclusion; this scenario is such that it is near impossible for anyone to decide to give up their manhood, because no one has experienced the true love for which one would give it up. But I'd do it in a heartbeat. And Titan has, and he'd do it. And I'd venture to say Orgazmo would. Just a thought. People need to stop just reading these and not posting on them because it's too hard of a decision or something... like you!

08-20-2003, 02:28 AM	#5 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,697 Internets: 305662	Indeed, sir.

08-20-2003, 03:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
Boonley Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Forest Posts: 5 Internets: 10	I've never been truly in love, so I don't think i could really answer this. I just couldn't imagine giving up that for her to live.

08-20-2003, 09:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Wow, it's almost like we could make this a test for true love. (not really at all, but still... answer the damn question, people.)

08-21-2003, 05:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	i haven't a penis or else i'd answer the question

08-21-2003, 06:21 PM	#9 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Yeah, but listen to these other guys choices. Truly a committed bunch.

08-24-2003, 05:45 AM	#10 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Well, sim, here's one for you. You have to give up every fetus that develops within you in order for your true love to live. I really need to stop adding to these questions....