Worst Pick-up Lines - Nubblies.net Forums

Pliedes · 09-02-2003, 02:13 AM

Ah, the age old art of pick-up lines...

So let's say you eye a good looking dame up at the bar. You stroll up to her, she looks you in the eye, and you say (insert pick-up line here)

Now, normally pick-up lines are supposed to be one-liners which will spur immediate intrest on the part of the female, and get her to go home with you (hence the "pick-up" part)... but seeing as how I drive women away anyways, I thought, why not save both her and I the trouble, and use a bad pick-up line? So I thought of one today...

"So, ever been forcefully raped?"

Now, feel free to add your own.

PS - If you don't want to contribute, feel free to stare at this neat dancing gif [img]graemlins/dance.gif[/img]

the_butcher · 09-02-2003, 02:35 AM

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

[ September 02, 2003, 12:35 AM: Message edited by: the_butcher ]

StabMaster Arson · 09-02-2003, 02:55 AM

-I have a 357 pointed directly at your kidney, wanna get some coffee?

-Do you have a TV at your house? Wanna go fuck in front of it.

-Sure, it's not very big around, but at least it's short.

-Have you ever tried to take a shit when there is someone right there with you? (nudge and smile)

-Well, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.

-Wanna make a quick $10?

-I've got a little dick and I suck in bed, but you've got to see this little dance I always do right after.

[ September 02, 2003, 12:57 AM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]

tonguegina · 09-02-2003, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StabMaster Arson:
-Have you ever tried to take a shit when there is someone right there with you? (nudge and smile)

Now, is this done in the bathroom? I just didn't know if breaking into a stall is necessary, or if you just do it right at the bar.

StabMaster Arson · 09-02-2003, 03:00 AM

you sound genuinely interested.

Alpha · 09-02-2003, 08:38 AM

"wanna play lion tamer?"

"what's that?"

"you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth."

VOL · 09-02-2003, 12:50 PM

"drop and gimme 20".. quick blows that is

Schroeder · 09-02-2003, 01:03 PM

"Are you desperate? I mean, cause you look like you're desperate. And if you're desperate, I'm your guy."

"Lets go to my place and do all the things I am going to tell everbody else we did anyway."

"I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there.

VOL · 09-02-2003, 01:07 PM

I like those Schroeder... are you some big time player?

Schroeder · 09-02-2003, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VOL:
I like those Schroeder... are you some big time player?

I do what I can. Unfortunately, that usually means absolutely nothing. Chicks like funny guys for friends, not for dating. (Insert game show WA-WA-WAAAAA here)

tonguegina · 09-02-2003, 01:35 PM

Schroeder, that was probably your best contribution to Nubblies so far. Keep up the good work.

VOL · 09-02-2003, 01:38 PM

I agree tonguegina... the butcher would even be pleased with him

Combat Chuck · 09-02-2003, 02:38 PM

I wouldn't go that far.

"Girl, that's a fine ass you got, but it'd look better crumpled in the corner of my room."

"The things that I could feed to you...."

"If you want, I know how to add to your sexual pleasure....I'll just have to add a few new orifices..."

"I wish that you were dead so you wouldn't have to say no."

Titan · 09-02-2003, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schroeder:
Chicks like funny guys for friends, not for dating.

Then you should be glad you're not funny.

Chuck, the line is: "Dead girls can't say no."

Me and Pliedes use this one frequently... of course... it's less of a "pick-up line" and more of a "thing you yell at girls when you drive by".

[ September 02, 2003, 12:48 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]

VOL · 09-02-2003, 03:03 PM

why would you yell at them when you drive by.. just approach them and say that.

Schroeder · 09-02-2003, 03:21 PM

I have more of them...

Hi... would you f*** me? I'd f*** me, I'd f*** me real hard!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

I'm good at math. U+I=69

You know what I like about you? My arms

StDx · 09-02-2003, 03:32 PM

you just completely ruined that little one post run you had... you're back to being the resident dumbass. good try though.

Pliedes · 09-02-2003, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VOL:
I agree tonguegina... the butcher would even be pleased with him

I think the Butcher would lynch you for even thinking something like that.

And Titan is right, "Dead girls can't say no" is by far the best/worst line ever.

VOL · 09-02-2003, 03:59 PM

whatever... Schroeder you are an idiot.. you ruined your respectability.. or what little you had

Pliedes · 09-02-2003, 04:00 PM

VOL, you're really not far above him.
Now maybe if you two would OST, one of your could gain a little respect.

VOL · 09-02-2003, 04:03 PM

yes.. but I am above him

Titan · 09-02-2003, 04:59 PM

I liked the "Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?"
and
"You know what I like about you? My arms"
but it should be "My muscles". Yeah.

And no, VOL, you're not.
At this point, you've actually accomplished the act of being as annoying as him. That, coupled with the fact that he's had more worthy posts than you (amazingly enough) means you're not above him at all.

Pliedes · 09-02-2003, 07:20 PM

But you can still OST him, and then maybe, just maybe, you'll be above him (but still very low).

Alpha · 09-02-2003, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VOL:
I agree tonguegina... the butcher would even be pleased with him

This was posted by you at 11:38 AM
then...

Quote:

Originally posted by VOL:
whatever... Schroeder you are an idiot.. you ruined your respectability.. or what little you had

At what time? 1:58 PM... Roughly a 2 and a half hour difference. Stop trying to make yourself look more important or better than someone you're not. Even YOU are beneath Schroeder.

Quote:

Originally posted by Schroeder:
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Better than anything else you've posted in your entire existance of being here.

victim · 09-02-2003, 08:04 PM

You make my software turn to hardware!

Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.

Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.

I'm friendly and slow moving!

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You look like my mommy. I like my mommy.

You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.

*single

09-02-2003, 02:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
the_butcher Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ::: the recesses of my mind ::: Posts: 1,023 Internets: 10	"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?" [ September 02, 2003, 12:35 AM: Message edited by: the_butcher ]
	\| bite the bullet and swallow lead \|

09-02-2003, 02:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	-I have a 357 pointed directly at your kidney, wanna get some coffee? -Do you have a TV at your house? Wanna go fuck in front of it. -Sure, it's not very big around, but at least it's short. -Have you ever tried to take a shit when there is someone right there with you? (nudge and smile) -Well, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way. -Wanna make a quick $10? -I've got a little dick and I suck in bed, but you've got to see this little dance I always do right after. [ September 02, 2003, 12:57 AM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ]
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

09-02-2003, 03:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	you sound genuinely interested.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

09-02-2003, 08:38 AM	#6 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	"wanna play lion tamer?" "what's that?" "you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth."
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

09-02-2003, 12:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	"drop and gimme 20".. quick blows that is
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

09-02-2003, 02:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Ah, the age old art of pick-up lines... So let's say you eye a good looking dame up at the bar. You stroll up to her, she looks you in the eye, and you say (insert pick-up line here) Now, normally pick-up lines are supposed to be one-liners which will spur immediate intrest on the part of the female, and get her to go home with you (hence the "pick-up" part)... but seeing as how I drive women away anyways, I thought, why not save both her and I the trouble, and use a bad pick-up line? So I thought of one today... "So, ever been forcefully raped?" Now, feel free to add your own. PS - If you don't want to contribute, feel free to stare at this neat dancing gif [img]graemlins/dance.gif[/img]

09-02-2003, 01:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	"Are you desperate? I mean, cause you look like you're desperate. And if you're desperate, I'm your guy." "Lets go to my place and do all the things I am going to tell everbody else we did anyway." "I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you." I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there.

09-02-2003, 01:07 PM	#9 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	I like those Schroeder... are you some big time player?
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

09-02-2003, 01:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Schroeder, that was probably your best contribution to Nubblies so far. Keep up the good work.

09-02-2003, 01:38 PM	#12 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	I agree tonguegina... the butcher would even be pleased with him
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

09-02-2003, 02:38 PM	#13 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	I wouldn't go that far. "Girl, that's a fine ass you got, but it'd look better crumpled in the corner of my room." "The things that I could feed to you...." "If you want, I know how to add to your sexual pleasure....I'll just have to add a few new orifices..." "I wish that you were dead so you wouldn't have to say no."

09-02-2003, 03:03 PM	#15 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	why would you yell at them when you drive by.. just approach them and say that.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

09-02-2003, 03:21 PM	#16 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	I have more of them... Hi... would you f* me? I'd f* me, I'd f*** me real hard!! Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? I'm good at math. U+I=69 You know what I like about you? My arms

09-02-2003, 03:32 PM	#17 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	you just completely ruined that little one post run you had... you're back to being the resident dumbass. good try though.

09-02-2003, 03:59 PM	#19 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	whatever... Schroeder you are an idiot.. you ruined your respectability.. or what little you had
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

09-02-2003, 04:00 PM	#20 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	VOL, you're really not far above him. Now maybe if you two would OST, one of your could gain a little respect.

09-02-2003, 04:03 PM	#21 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	yes.. but I am above him
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

09-02-2003, 04:59 PM	#22 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I liked the "Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?" and "You know what I like about you? My arms" but it should be "My muscles". Yeah. And no, VOL, you're not. At this point, you've actually accomplished the act of being as annoying as him. That, coupled with the fact that he's had more worthy posts than you (amazingly enough) means you're not above him at all.
	I do what the fuck I want.

09-02-2003, 07:20 PM	#23 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	But you can still OST him, and then maybe, just maybe, you'll be above him (but still very low).

09-02-2003, 08:04 PM	#25 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	You make my software turn to hardware! Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five. I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic. Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons. I'm friendly and slow moving! You're ugly but you intrigue me. You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family. You look like my mommy. I like my mommy. You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it. *single
	get off my internet!!!