Gay thing.

[ninjaface]

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

Admittedly my eyebrows aren't very impressive and could use some help.

Is this gay?

kinda gay/really gay

Admittedly my eyebrows aren't very impressive and could use some help.

[f3lix]

I do way more feminine shit than probably anybody on the board, but I'm androgynous and just don't give a fuck what other people think about it.

[vaga1220 *]

Just pluck them your self. If you have them waxed it'll cost way more then it should as saloons usually deal with women. If you don't know how, just ask Repug.

[ninjaface]

Originally Posted by f3lix

I do way more feminine shit than probably anybody on the board, but I'm androgynous and just don't give a fuck what other people think about it.

You and dh should have a fem-off showdown.

[Ironic Mustache]

Pro tip: Get them waxed once (you must tell them you want it to look natural), then just pluck whatever comes back in.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

What else are you currently doing to get girlfriend? There's got to be something that will get you more bang for your buck than eyebrows.

[Saint DH]

Working out, eating healthy, taking vitamins and supplements, drinking a shit ton of water, not drinking much alcohol, getting good sleep each night, and trying to keep stress down.

Basically I'm just trying to take care of myself as much as possible. It's definitely paying off. Attractiveness is often just a reflection of healthiness.

[f3lix]

Personality is more important than all that combined. Not saying you don't have one, but I never see you going after what you want.

[Saint DH]

Well most of the time we're hanging out at bars, and I'm really not looking to bang some nasty bar slut and get chlamydia.

Also I'm mainly focusing on making myself the best person I can be because now is the best time for me to do that, while I have no gf. Now is the time that I can focus entirely on myself and be a sick, selfish cunt.

[angry pancake]

Originally Posted by f3lix

Personality is more important than all that combined. Not saying you don't have one, but I never see you going after what you want.

No money is the most important factor. Notice how nicely FC looks these days?
Since this is gay things thread and all.

But seriously, get the shit waxed. It takes 2 seconds, you're in and done and it's over with quickly and that vietnamese chick is going to better than you can do it yourself.

It's funny when I first started getting my balls waxed I thought it was weird and done by the gay dudes. However, the fat lesbo who does the waxing was pretty much in tune that, nope it's straight dudes who get the waxing done usually because they have an S/O who likes it. My thought was simple. If I'm going to get it more frequently with more enthusiasm because she doesn't have to stop and pick hair out of her teeth, I'm all for it.

[Saint DH]

How painful is a ball waxing?

Have you ever considered laser hair removal instead?

[angry pancake]

It's not fun by any stretch of the imagination. But it's not unbearable. It's like knowing you're about to get slapped and it stings for a few seconds.

Laser I'm out on. Right now the women like it, so I'm getting more head. But there was a day when that was ridiculous and hairy was the thing --more proof that the 1960s-1970s weren't that great. May come another day when having smooth junk isn't what the bitches want.

[vaga1220 *]

You should always plan for the future, at least when it comes to your junk.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

I'm playing the long term investment. When demand moves back to bushes I'm going to have the bushiest.

[Saint DH]

I used to trim/shave my balls when I was getting some often. Then I got sick and I felt really weird showing my groomed junk to the doctor, so I let it go

[Orgazmo]

Why wouldn't a doctor appreciate groomed junk as much as anyone else?

[ninjaface]

DH has some weird sexual hangups.

[DDTempest]

Who gives a fuck about your eyebrows? Just don't let them grow together and you should be good to go unless they look like fucking caterpillars

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Just pluck your shit.

This.

Getting your balls waxed sounds absolutely terrifying.

[f3lix]

Which is gayer?

Watching gay porn?
Watching The Notebook?

[Cocktooth]

If you are spending all this time in revamping your look, why not just take an extra 10 minutes in the shower and shave everything up clean. Monday morning showers have become a ritual for me. Shaving up my ass, balls, and fupa. It makes Monday's much more enjoyable.

[angry pancake]

I'm not putting a blade anywhere near that area. I let the lesbian just wax it and let it be done for a month or two. If the younger women I was fucking around with a while back hadn't suggested it, I'd never have even thought of the whole "manscaping" thing. But I was promised more frequent and enthusiastic head and it paid off.

[ninjaface]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEf9ItvMOrY