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Saint DH · 03-01-2013, 01:06 PM

I'm sure he's fine and just fell through to China.

Orgazmo · 03-01-2013, 01:28 PM

Nah, he'd be in the Indian Ocean (Antipodes Map - Antipodal location for any map point)

As a sidenote, this reminds me of the Florida Man Twitter account.

Saint DH · 03-01-2013, 02:32 PM

Seriously though, I can't think of much worse ways to die than choking on dirt.

That is how he would die, right?

Orgazmo · 03-01-2013, 02:36 PM

Probably. And potentially being crushed.

DDTempest · 03-02-2013, 05:40 AM

That video pisses me off ... that uppity fuck "I have a second job ..." fucking elitist prick!

Saint DH · 03-03-2013, 07:50 PM

Dennis Rodman Loves North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un - YouTube

Orgazmo · 03-07-2013, 03:25 PM

Cops? firing for drugs reversed | Boston Herald

Orgazmo · 03-09-2013, 03:08 PM

Does anyone recognize this shooter?

Victim identified in fatal shooting on northeast side | Fox 59 News – fox59.com

Ugly Bastard · 03-09-2013, 03:59 PM

Kind of a stretch IMO.

f3lix · 03-10-2013, 10:40 AM

It's him, in ten years.

Orgazmo · 05-07-2013, 12:21 AM

Cleveland Missing teens Amanda Berry and Gina DeJesus Michelle Knight found alive - YouTube

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 05-07-2013, 08:29 AM

Haha I love that guy. I'm not even going to move this to the appropriate thread.

Orgazmo · 05-07-2013, 11:56 AM

Charles Ramsey's 911 Call After He Found Amanda Berry (WITH CAPTIONS) - YouTube

Orgazmo · 09-05-2013, 10:57 PM

Less funny that the actual concept of this article (which, itself, is hilarious) is how seriously it is written:

Stubbs the cat, Alaska town mayor, mauled by dog - CNN.com

DJ FC · 09-06-2013, 06:25 AM

Revealed: How US and UK spy agencies defeat internet privacy and security | World news | The Guardian

Dent · 09-06-2013, 07:54 AM

So from this article I read the other day it's the third option?

"The three possibilities were, in ascending order of likelihood: the development of a quantum computer, some fundamental progress in attacking the mathematics underlying cryptographic algorithms, or else the discovery of flaws in the specific implementations of those mathematics in individual bits of software."

Online security: More on the NSA and cryptography | The Economist
The Daily Dot - Does the NSA have a quantum computer?

DJ FC · 10-18-2013, 10:25 AM

Cry-Baby of the Week | VICE United States

Saint DH · 10-24-2013, 07:52 AM

World's greatest teacher (0). F3lix, I hope you're taking notes. My only question is why the fuck are they punishing this guy instead of the rat student who got him in trouble.

Charges: Indiana teacher took students to strip club - 13 WTHR Indianapolis

f3lix · 10-24-2013, 08:02 AM

Something will emerge in the details that will make this seem less insane than it does. I hope.

DJ FC · 12-16-2013, 09:06 AM

If a Drone Strike Hit an American Wedding We'd Ground Our Fleet - Conor Friedersdorf - The Atlantic

Dent · 01-27-2014, 01:46 PM

Doves Released by Pope Francis Brutally Attacked by Crows, Seagulls \| VIDEO - YouTube

Saint DH · 01-27-2014, 02:08 PM

This shit is front page fucking news in the Indy Star. I am speechless...not bc of the story, but bc this is front page Sunday paper story.

The exorcisms of Latoya Ammons

Saint DH · 04-29-2014, 10:02 AM

All-Star ring, other items stolen from Paul George's home - 13 WTHR Indianapolis

I know Gaz wasn't the thief because he would have taken George's dirty jock strap.

05-07-2013, 08:29 AM	#537 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Haha I love that guy. I'm not even going to move this to the appropriate thread.
	#YOLO

09-06-2013, 06:25 AM	#540 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	Revealed: How US and UK spy agencies defeat internet privacy and security \| World news \| The Guardian
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

10-18-2013, 10:25 AM	#542 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	Cry-Baby of the Week \| VICE United States
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

12-16-2013, 09:06 AM	#545 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	If a Drone Strike Hit an American Wedding We'd Ground Our Fleet - Conor Friedersdorf - The Atlantic
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

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03-01-2013, 01:06 PM	#526 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,145 Internets: 284753	I'm sure he's fine and just fell through to China.

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09-06-2013, 07:54 AM	#541 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,508 Internets: 177361	So from this article I read the other day it's the third option? "The three possibilities were, in ascending order of likelihood: the development of a quantum computer, some fundamental progress in attacking the mathematics underlying cryptographic algorithms, or else the discovery of flaws in the specific implementations of those mathematics in individual bits of software." Online security: More on the NSA and cryptography \| The Economist The Daily Dot - Does the NSA have a quantum computer?

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Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,145 Internets: 284753	World's greatest teacher (0). F3lix, I hope you're taking notes. My only question is why the fuck are they punishing this guy instead of the rat student who got him in trouble. Charges: Indiana teacher took students to strip club - 13 WTHR Indianapolis

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01-27-2014, 02:08 PM	#547 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,145 Internets: 284753	This shit is front page fucking news in the Indy Star. I am speechless...not bc of the story, but bc this is front page Sunday paper story. The exorcisms of Latoya Ammons

04-29-2014, 10:02 AM	#548 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,145 Internets: 284753	All-Star ring, other items stolen from Paul George's home - 13 WTHR Indianapolis I know Gaz wasn't the thief because he would have taken George's dirty jock strap.