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Ironic Mustache · 09-17-2012, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dent

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Salman Rushdie bounty increased amid anti-Islam film controversy | World news | guardian.co.uk

Heard a little lately about an Israeli/Iranian war due to arrive next year sometime, is this really a high probability?
Edit : or maybe not next year, how imminent is this?

Israel and Iran have beef? I'm really going to need to start reading more current news sources.

Mr. Blonde · 09-17-2012, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

Israel and Iran have beef? I'm really going to need to start reading more current news sources.

are you joking

Repugnant Abomination · 09-17-2012, 09:27 PM

He's trolling.

Ironic Mustache · 09-17-2012, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

are you joking

Was it you who thought I was actually surprised about not having as much legal knowledge as AP? I'm a little insulted by the fact that you tend to first generally assume that I'm a colossal moron before considering my possible intent at "subtle" sarcasm or a self-deprecating joke.

Beebs · 09-17-2012, 09:55 PM

To give him the benefit of every doubt, he was probably talking about the specific beef of the building tensions and wargames near the straight of Hormuz

AFP: Massive anti-mine naval exercise underway in Gulf

Not sure how big of a deal this actually is; sounds like it's outlandishly close to a full on war.

Ironic Mustache · 09-17-2012, 10:06 PM

Too much credit. Either I'm getting trolled or Blonde thinks I'm a retard.

Mr. Blonde · 09-17-2012, 10:10 PM

Well, I figured you were either serious or had nothing better to post except for off-topic reaching sarcasm. I guess ignorance of the Iran/Iraq differences is more forgivable...

thekremlin · 09-18-2012, 01:05 AM

They can have as much beef as they want, it's pork they can't eat.

India and Pakistan, however, do not have beef.

DJ FC · 09-18-2012, 01:32 AM

LOL at Blonde forgetting IM was in law school.

Dent · 09-18-2012, 06:57 AM

thekremlin · 09-18-2012, 07:27 AM

Can't find the article, but I was reading a few weeks ago about a major facility where Iran was housing parts of its nuclear program... they're currently fortifying it, basically burying it in a mountain, and soon it will be unreachable via airstrike. This puts a clock on Israel's desire to attack, they want to hit it before it disappears as a target. US is in a rough position because they're trying to get Israel to chill, but it is a very real clock.

Orgazmo · 09-18-2012, 10:23 AM

I wish that all news stories had a tldr written in that voice.

DJ FC · 09-18-2012, 12:43 PM

Iran outrage: Satellite image shows Star of David on Tehran airport HQ roof | Mail Online

DDTempest · 09-18-2012, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by thekremlin

Can't find the article, but I was reading a few weeks ago about a major facility where Iran was housing parts of its nuclear program... they're currently fortifying it, basically burying it in a mountain, and soon it will be unreachable via airstrike. This puts a clock on Israel's desire to attack, they want to hit it before it disappears as a target. US is in a rough position because they're trying to get Israel to chill, but it is a very real clock.

I read a few months ago that we have bombs that still fuck up fortified bunkers, which are deployed from the air.

Dent · 09-18-2012, 02:54 PM

Beebs · 09-20-2012, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DDTempest

I read a few months ago that we have bombs that still fuck up fortified bunkers, which are deployed from the air.

Bombs due tend to be deployed from the air.

Repugnant Abomination · 09-20-2012, 06:12 PM

Gettin' catty in here.

DJ FC · 09-21-2012, 06:18 AM

I'd bet that throughout history most bombs were deployed on the ground.

DDTempest · 09-21-2012, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Beebs

Bombs due tend to be deployed from the air.

You clearly never watched Looney Toons

Saint DH · 09-21-2012, 09:37 AM

Why does Acme have a shipping service for bombs and anvils? Seriously, how the fuck are they still in business?

DDTempest · 09-21-2012, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

Why does Acme have a shipping service for bombs and anvils? Seriously, how the fuck are they still in business?

https://www.usps.com/ship/priority-mail-flat.htm

Orgazmo · 09-21-2012, 01:05 PM

Even a small anvil is 100lbs+. They would not allow that for flat rate shipping, which is capped at 70lbs.

Acme is clearly filling a high-risk, high complexity shipping need, one that has a gap in the market. Wile E Coyote is probably paying through the nose for that service.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-21-2012, 03:56 PM

It's not real.

Mr. Blonde · 09-22-2012, 02:01 PM

This whole thing is just getting fucking retarded.

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They shouted "death to America, death to Israel and death to the enemies of Islam...Protester Husseini Ibrahim claimed that the "blasphemy" in the film regarding the Prophet Mohammed is "like an invitation to war.

ninjaface · 09-22-2012, 03:05 PM

Agreed.

This article gives you a good glimpse into how crazy Muslims can be about anything insulting Muhammad.
Why Are Muslims So Serious About Their Prophet? - Mohamed Ghilan

TL;DR - The author states that Islam is a religion of love and that they all love Muhammad very deeply. He compares the love for Muhammad to the love (and "obsession") that some people have for Michael Jackson, except much, much, much, much, much deeper. Then he states that he's not making a comparison. Then he continues to make parallels between the two.

09-17-2012, 10:06 PM	#31 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Too much credit. Either I'm getting trolled or Blonde thinks I'm a retard.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

09-18-2012, 01:32 AM	#34 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	LOL at Blonde forgetting IM was in law school.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

09-18-2012, 06:57 AM	#35 (permalink)
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09-18-2012, 12:43 PM	#38 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	Iran outrage: Satellite image shows Star of David on Tehran airport HQ roof \| Mail Online
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

09-18-2012, 02:54 PM	#40 (permalink)
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09-17-2012, 09:27 PM	#28 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	He's trolling.

09-17-2012, 09:55 PM	#30 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	To give him the benefit of every doubt, he was probably talking about the specific beef of the building tensions and wargames near the straight of Hormuz AFP: Massive anti-mine naval exercise underway in Gulf Not sure how big of a deal this actually is; sounds like it's outlandishly close to a full on war.

09-17-2012, 10:10 PM	#32 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Well, I figured you were either serious or had nothing better to post except for off-topic reaching sarcasm. I guess ignorance of the Iran/Iraq differences is more forgivable...

09-18-2012, 10:23 AM	#37 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I wish that all news stories had a tldr written in that voice.

09-20-2012, 06:12 PM	#42 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Gettin' catty in here.

09-21-2012, 06:18 AM	#43 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	I'd bet that throughout history most bombs were deployed on the ground.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

09-21-2012, 09:37 AM	#45 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	Why does Acme have a shipping service for bombs and anvils? Seriously, how the fuck are they still in business?

09-21-2012, 01:05 PM	#47 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Even a small anvil is 100lbs+. They would not allow that for flat rate shipping, which is capped at 70lbs. Acme is clearly filling a high-risk, high complexity shipping need, one that has a gap in the market. Wile E Coyote is probably paying through the nose for that service.

09-21-2012, 03:56 PM	#48 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	It's not real.
	#YOLO

09-22-2012, 03:05 PM	#50 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Agreed. This article gives you a good glimpse into how crazy Muslims can be about anything insulting Muhammad. Why Are Muslims So Serious About Their Prophet? - Mohamed Ghilan TL;DR - The author states that Islam is a religion of love and that they all love Muhammad very deeply. He compares the love for Muhammad to the love (and "obsession") that some people have for Michael Jackson, except much, much, much, much, much deeper. Then he states that he's not making a comparison. Then he continues to make parallels between the two.

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