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sim_flex_x · 03-22-2005, 04:07 AM

irresponsible people annoy the hell out of me

Repugnant Abomination · 03-22-2005, 09:48 PM

My fucking back massager broke. I wouldn't be that upset but I use it on my cock in place of jerking off manually. A few years of a high speed vibrator and going back to the old hand and lotion just doesn't cut it anymore. FUCK!

-And that's my post.

MAGICLIT · 03-22-2005, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repugnant Abomination:
My fucking back massager broke. I wouldn't be that upset but I use it on my cock in place of jerking off manually. A few years of a high speed vibrator and going back to the old hand and lotion just doesn't cut it anymore. FUCK!

-And that's my post.

I use a back massager to get off too, I have 3 of them, Want me to Fed-Ex ya 1?

Repugnant Abomination · 03-22-2005, 09:55 PM

Yes.

I'm being serious.

-And that's my post.

MAGICLIT · 03-22-2005, 09:58 PM

so ur burrowed in ironic mustache's mustache? I'll send it there, I know how serious it is to lose something you love so dearly.

Mr. Blonde · 03-23-2005, 02:21 AM

Seriously folks, there are 10 active members on, it'd be nice if you could actually fucking post something, even if it's just a rant about how you're not fucking posting.

underwater · 03-23-2005, 02:22 AM

There's enough shit going on in the magiclit thread that SOMEBODY should at least be posting in there.

MAGICLIT · 03-23-2005, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by underwater:
There's enough shit going on in the magiclit thread that SOMEBODY should at least be posting in there.

RotD:
"You love me you, really love me"
NO WAIT underwater, they just hate you.

Mr. Blonde · 03-23-2005, 04:34 PM

There is this really weird bitch sitting next to me in the computer lab, and she's reading some MuHis crap and writing about hamlet in size 14 bold font, like a retard. She keeps looking at my screen, and I hate it when people do that shit. She also keeps rolling her chair over my bookbag, like a bitch. Fuck you, if you're reading this, you turquoise sweater bitch.

Orgazmo · 03-23-2005, 04:50 PM

<font size="7">HEY BITCH IN THE COMPUTER LAB SITTING NEXT TO BLONDE, GO FUCK YOURSELF</font>

sim_flex_x · 03-23-2005, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
...she's reading some MuHis crap and writing about hamlet in size 14 bold font...She keeps looking at my screen, and I hate it when people do that shit

made me laugh, that's all

Saint DH · 03-24-2005, 01:40 AM

My fucking Digital instructor is the biggest fucking dumbass on the planet. I hate him so much. Sometimes in class I imagine myself with a shotgun blowing his lungs out onto the chalkboard. Other times I imagine myself with a pistol blowing his brains out.

Yes it is pretty graphic. Of course I'd never actually do this. In reality he's kind of a nice guy, doesn't communicate well, but somewhat friendly. Just when he's trying to teach us something, and we aren't learning shit, I get pretty frusterated.

[ March 24, 2005, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

Niger Angelus · 03-24-2005, 05:31 AM

In the words of Van Wilder, 'Graphic'.

Ugly Bastard · 03-24-2005, 07:56 PM

I mean, I paid $2,143.50 for those fuckers, they can't throw a God damn free T-shirt in the box too? Shit.

-Ugly Bastard

StabMaster Arson · 03-24-2005, 09:36 PM

The ice cream man was out driving around my neighborhood today and yesterday at 12:30 and 2:00, repectively. Somebody needs to tell that motherfucker what time the kiddies get out of school.

Mr. Blonde · 03-24-2005, 11:32 PM

I fucking hate best buy so much. I'm not even going to capitalize their name, they don't deserve even that much.

I bought my wire harness and dash kit from there about 2 years ago, and myself and a friend put the CD player I bought off of Ebay into my car. Thinking I was going to to sell the car this past fall, I put back in the stock CD player, and kept my aftermarket one.

Well, it turns out that I didn't sell my car, and apparently, when I put back in the stock one, I fucked something up, so it would randomly screech like static on the radio sounds when I was playing the CD. I've been trying to get the motherfucker back out of my car since like...October. It's pretty fucking ridiculous. But seeing as how I don't have any money, because i NEVER have any fucking money, I decided to just use a portable CD player and a tape adapter kit and that worked fine.

However, when I was messing with it once more just the other day, I some how reprogrammed it/fucked it up to the point where I can't even use the tape or radio function on it. I.e., i'm absolutely fucked. So, thinking it would only cost me 50 bucks to get it installed at Best Buy, I called them to confirm this and see if I could get an appointment for tomorrow, because i'm driving home this weekend and 2 and a half hours there and back without any music whatsoever would drive me absolutely fucking crazy

Heres where it gets bullshit: I already have the wire harness and dash kit that I bought FROM best buy, yet they state that I need to buy a new one If I don't have the receipt that I bought it from best buy.

Why in the fuck would I still have the receipt. So now I don't know what to do. I'm stuck with a fucked up CD player console that I can't get out of my car, that doesnt work, and a perfectly good set of of a wireharness kit, and a nice aftermarket CD player that i'm going to have to pay about 80 bucks to get re-installed. Fucking christ shit fuck ass motherfucking whore.

Mr. Blonde · 03-25-2005, 01:21 AM

I hate it when people blatantly give/repeat elaborate details of phone conversations in public places to deliberately make others in the area hear what they're talking about so they can attempt to make themselves appear humorous, cool, interesting, etc. Like how the movies and TV shows do in order for you to know what is going on on the other side of the phone. Like this bitch across from me in the library.

I'm hating her more and more the more she talks. What a fucking loud bitch. I think i might kill her.

Niger Angelus · 03-25-2005, 05:26 AM

You may just want to start bringing weapons with you to the lab and library Blonde.

Mr. Blonde · 03-25-2005, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
You may just want to start bringing weapons with you to the lab and library Blonde.

Bare hands makes it so much more satisfactory.

Orgazmo · 03-25-2005, 04:30 PM

Do you know what I hate? Let me tell you:

Picture this scenario...

There is a line of people walking into the same building. Everyone is going through the same door...because nobody takes the initiative to open another set of doors (that's fine, I'm okay with that part). What I'm not okay with is the bitch in the middle of the line who doesn't hold the door open for the person behind her. She just rides freely off of the opening that the person in front of her gave, walks hands-free through the door, and leaves the guy behind her to fend for himself.

I use "her" to describe the perpetrator because this evil seems to stem from a vagina at least 95% of the time.

I also hate how bitter the peel of a banana tastes. The fruit inside is so delicious...why must it be encased in such a shit-tasting jacket? Fuck banana peels.

MAGICLIT · 03-25-2005, 04:31 PM

Tough day Gaz?

Orgazmo · 03-25-2005, 04:35 PM

Can't complain.

sim_flex_x · 03-25-2005, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
Everyone is going through the same door...because nobody takes the initiative to open another set of doors

I hate it when people do that, which is why if no one's coming out the other door, I have a tendancy to open it

[ March 25, 2005, 01:58 PM: Message edited by: sim_flex_x ]

Niger Angelus · 03-25-2005, 09:42 PM

Ok, remember how beautiful it was outside yesterday? I hate being skull-fucked by Indiana weather this is getting really old.

tonguegina · 03-26-2005, 05:05 AM

Detroit Pistons fans are fucking retards.

03-22-2005, 09:58 PM	#55 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	so ur burrowed in ironic mustache's mustache? I'll send it there, I know how serious it is to lose something you love so dearly.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

03-23-2005, 02:21 AM	#56 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Seriously folks, there are 10 active members on, it'd be nice if you could actually fucking post something, even if it's just a rant about how you're not fucking posting.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-23-2005, 02:22 AM	#57 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	There's enough shit going on in the magiclit thread that SOMEBODY should at least be posting in there.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

03-23-2005, 04:34 PM	#59 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	There is this really weird bitch sitting next to me in the computer lab, and she's reading some MuHis crap and writing about hamlet in size 14 bold font, like a retard. She keeps looking at my screen, and I hate it when people do that shit. She also keeps rolling her chair over my bookbag, like a bitch. Fuck you, if you're reading this, you turquoise sweater bitch.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-24-2005, 05:31 AM	#63 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	In the words of Van Wilder, 'Graphic'.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

03-22-2005, 04:07 AM	#51 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	irresponsible people annoy the hell out of me

03-22-2005, 09:48 PM	#52 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	My fucking back massager broke. I wouldn't be that upset but I use it on my cock in place of jerking off manually. A few years of a high speed vibrator and going back to the old hand and lotion just doesn't cut it anymore. FUCK! -And that's my post.

03-22-2005, 09:55 PM	#54 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Yes. I'm being serious. -And that's my post.

03-23-2005, 04:50 PM	#60 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	<font size="7">HEY BITCH IN THE COMPUTER LAB SITTING NEXT TO BLONDE, GO FUCK YOURSELF</font>

03-24-2005, 01:40 AM	#62 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	My fucking Digital instructor is the biggest fucking dumbass on the planet. I hate him so much. Sometimes in class I imagine myself with a shotgun blowing his lungs out onto the chalkboard. Other times I imagine myself with a pistol blowing his brains out. Yes it is pretty graphic. Of course I'd never actually do this. In reality he's kind of a nice guy, doesn't communicate well, but somewhat friendly. Just when he's trying to teach us something, and we aren't learning shit, I get pretty frusterated. [ March 24, 2005, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

03-24-2005, 07:56 PM	#64 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I mean, I paid $2,143.50 for those fuckers, they can't throw a God damn free T-shirt in the box too? Shit. -Ugly Bastard

03-24-2005, 09:36 PM	#65 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	The ice cream man was out driving around my neighborhood today and yesterday at 12:30 and 2:00, repectively. Somebody needs to tell that motherfucker what time the kiddies get out of school.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

03-24-2005, 11:32 PM	#66 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I fucking hate best buy so much. I'm not even going to capitalize their name, they don't deserve even that much. I bought my wire harness and dash kit from there about 2 years ago, and myself and a friend put the CD player I bought off of Ebay into my car. Thinking I was going to to sell the car this past fall, I put back in the stock CD player, and kept my aftermarket one. Well, it turns out that I didn't sell my car, and apparently, when I put back in the stock one, I fucked something up, so it would randomly screech like static on the radio sounds when I was playing the CD. I've been trying to get the motherfucker back out of my car since like...October. It's pretty fucking ridiculous. But seeing as how I don't have any money, because i NEVER have any fucking money, I decided to just use a portable CD player and a tape adapter kit and that worked fine. However, when I was messing with it once more just the other day, I some how reprogrammed it/fucked it up to the point where I can't even use the tape or radio function on it. I.e., i'm absolutely fucked. So, thinking it would only cost me 50 bucks to get it installed at Best Buy, I called them to confirm this and see if I could get an appointment for tomorrow, because i'm driving home this weekend and 2 and a half hours there and back without any music whatsoever would drive me absolutely fucking crazy Heres where it gets bullshit: I already have the wire harness and dash kit that I bought FROM best buy, yet they state that I need to buy a new one If I don't have the receipt that I bought it from best buy. Why in the fuck would I still have the receipt. So now I don't know what to do. I'm stuck with a fucked up CD player console that I can't get out of my car, that doesnt work, and a perfectly good set of of a wireharness kit, and a nice aftermarket CD player that i'm going to have to pay about 80 bucks to get re-installed. Fucking christ shit fuck ass motherfucking whore.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-25-2005, 01:21 AM	#67 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I hate it when people blatantly give/repeat elaborate details of phone conversations in public places to deliberately make others in the area hear what they're talking about so they can attempt to make themselves appear humorous, cool, interesting, etc. Like how the movies and TV shows do in order for you to know what is going on on the other side of the phone. Like this bitch across from me in the library. I'm hating her more and more the more she talks. What a fucking loud bitch. I think i might kill her.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-25-2005, 05:26 AM	#68 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	You may just want to start bringing weapons with you to the lab and library Blonde.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

03-25-2005, 04:30 PM	#70 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	Do you know what I hate? Let me tell you: Picture this scenario... There is a line of people walking into the same building. Everyone is going through the same door...because nobody takes the initiative to open another set of doors (that's fine, I'm okay with that part). What I'm not okay with is the bitch in the middle of the line who doesn't hold the door open for the person behind her. She just rides freely off of the opening that the person in front of her gave, walks hands-free through the door, and leaves the guy behind her to fend for himself. I use "her" to describe the perpetrator because this evil seems to stem from a vagina at least 95% of the time. I also hate how bitter the peel of a banana tastes. The fruit inside is so delicious...why must it be encased in such a shit-tasting jacket? Fuck banana peels.

03-25-2005, 04:31 PM	#71 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Tough day Gaz?
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

03-25-2005, 04:35 PM	#72 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	Can't complain.

03-25-2005, 09:42 PM	#74 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Ok, remember how beautiful it was outside yesterday? I hate being skull-fucked by Indiana weather this is getting really old.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

03-26-2005, 05:05 AM	#75 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Detroit Pistons fans are fucking retards.

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