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Mr. Blonde · 12-02-2005, 10:29 PM

When I'm throwing up after drinking a lot, leave me the fuck alone. I'm twenty-fucking-two, i've been drinking for a long time now, i know how to throw up. I hate it when people fucking try to help me when i'm throwing up. Help me if i'm going to jump off a bridge while drunk, or if I actually seem like I drank enough to die, THEN help me. otherwise, let me fucking throw up. If i pass out by the toilet, it's either A. because i'm probably going to throw up again or B. because i fucking feel like passing out by the toilet. I've never fucking slept somewhere where I didn't put myself intentionally, plus most likely i'll be waking up and moving to a couch or something when i wake up in a few hours anyways.

Just let me be drunk and puke. I know w hat i'm doing.

Repugnant Abomination · 12-02-2005, 10:30 PM

Sounds like somebody had a wild night lol

VOL · 12-03-2005, 12:59 PM

I cannot stand liars, cold weather, and people who lie in cold weather.

MAGICLIT · 12-03-2005, 02:46 PM

I can't stand veteran forum members who post random shit after being non-existant for a good while, not even bothering to take the time out to say, "oh hey fuckers, I was out living my life doing....." it would at least make for a good thread or at least some entertainment value.

i don't like cold weather much either, prolly cuz im from a desert. And people that try to act like your mammy when you drunkenly spewing in the toilet need to get over themselves, I's a big girl, be condescending elsewhere pwease.

[ December 03, 2005, 11:48 AM: Message edited by: MAGICLIT ]

Schroeder · 12-03-2005, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
I can't stand veteran forum members who post random shit after being non-existant for a good while, not even bothering to take the time out to say, "oh hey fuckers, I was out living my life doing....." it would at least make for a good thread or at least some entertainment value.

Yeah, veteran forum members really owe you that.

Here's to knowing your place. [img]graemlins/eminem.gif[/img]

ninjaface · 12-03-2005, 09:32 PM

A one-armed magiclit could beat the piss out of you with ease. You have no room to talk shit.

MAGICLIT · 12-05-2005, 04:15 PM

LOL, way to look tough dude, that wasn't even meant for you, I haven't joined in on the fun they have with you, times they are a-changin.

Tits to you. [img]graemlins/dance.gif[/img]

Mr. Blonde · 12-05-2005, 11:54 PM

"4th floor quiet zone" my ass. Fucking library. I can't believe how loud it is in here right now, I don't even think they have moderators. When did it become common practice to be loud as shit in a library, let alone one floor dedicated as a quiet zone? Fuckers.

tonguegina · 12-06-2005, 12:48 AM

I noticed that the other day. I went in yesterday (Sunday) so I could find a quiet place to work on this fucking journal I didn't do for one of my classes, and it was insanity. There were huge groups of 10 people were meeting everywhere arguing about projects. I finally find a quiet place back in a corner, and the guy maybe 20 feet away from me gets a phone call, and proceeds to laugh and joke with his friend on the other line for 10 minutes quite loudly. "It's a good thing you don't go to Ball State, we'd never get anything done." You aren't getting much done when the kid isn't there either. Hang up the God damned phone and shut your fucking face. After that, he pulls out his iPod and starts playing his music so loud that I could sing along if I wanted to...of course I don't know the words to many Evanescence songs, so it would have been hard, but I could have done it. It's so loud that I decide that I need to put my headphones on too, just to drown out the sound...IT DIDN'T FUCKING WORK. The only way I could have my music loud enough that I didn't hear his made it so loud that I couldn't focus on the journal entries that I was trying to write. When did the library become a fucking rec. center? What happened to the ugly librarian bitches of our youth that would shush you for whispering to the person next to you? Ahh...simpler times.

Mr. Blonde · 12-06-2005, 03:58 AM

People are fucking idiots.

Girl: sam. you're huge
Girl: really
Girl: just think about it
Girl: what's going to happen when you stop?
BSUprotege: when?
BSUprotege: what do you mean when?
Girl: you're going to get all fatty with extra skin
Girl: when you stop working out
BSUprotege: there is no "when"
BSUprotege: this isnt temporary
Girl: sam you're not on steroids are you?
BSUprotege: of course
Girl: are you serious?
Girl: sam
Girl: those are so bad for you
BSUprotege: no, i was saying of course somebody who doesnt know anything about fitness woudl assume i'm on steroids
BSUprotege: obviously you don't
BSUprotege: if you saw some of the juicers here at bsu, you wouldnt have asked
BSUprotege: i'd be so much more ridiculously larger if i took steroids with as hard as i bust my ass
Girl: huh?
BSUprotege: juicer - steroid user
Girl: what do you mean..i'm still lost
BSUprotege: protein, good diet, creatine, sleep and getting pissed off
BSUprotege: what i said was, NO, i don't, but i've gotten that before, and if you knew anything about weightlifting you would never have asked
Girl: isn't creatine some sort of drug?
BSUprotege: basically i took it as an insult that you asked, and was insulting you back
Girl: oh
BSUprotege: GHOD
Girl: gotcha
Girl: lol
Girl: heheeeeeeeee
BSUprotege: don't turn into one of those girls, sara
Girl: and what do you mean by one of "those girls"
BSUprotege: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=creatine
Girl: what girls?
BSUprotege: girls that dont' know what they're talking about and (no offense) sound like an idiot for what they're saying about weightlifting
Girl: thank you sam..i am no smarter
BSUprotege: creatine is a natural occuring chemical in your body
BSUprotege: i'm not saying you're dumb
BSUprotege: but don't accuse somebody of using drugs if you dont' know what your'e talking about is what i'm saying
BSUprotege: regardless, if creatine is a drug, then every human on the planet is on drugs
Girl: well sorry if i offended you
Girl: i am an idiot
Girl: ...not really though, i just didn't know
Girl: and i was joking..sort of
BSUprotege: its ok, it's just if you knew what a juicer looked like...and i'm sure you've seen them...you never would have asked
Girl: well when i hear juicer..i thought you were talking about a juicer..like with fruit..and juice, so i was sort of confused

I'm not fucking humongous or anything, yet I (as i'm sure a few of you on this site) have been accused or questioned by people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about because they're lazy and don't know how/don't want to work out. If I was on steroids, I'd be a pathetic excuse for a juicer.

12-06-2005, 04:02 AM

Everybody has testosterone in their body

so a lot of steroids aren't drugs either.

Mr. Blonde · 12-06-2005, 04:04 AM

People have a lot of shit in their body that if manufactured and used illegally, yes, you're right. But creatine isnt illegal. Plus she's not smart enough to know the link between test. and steroids. Anything else?

12-06-2005, 04:05 AM

OOOOh OOOOh Adrenaline isnt a drug either!

Beebs · 12-06-2005, 04:06 AM

To say it better, creatine has no hormonal effect.

PassingFad · 12-06-2005, 10:14 PM

And, by fuck, you can't eat anything that will give you testosterone, while red meat has a fair amount of creatine.

A little off topic, creatine has never really produced any results for me, whereas I'm sure that if I cycled steroids for even 2 months I would gain at least 15 pounds of lean muscle.

But society in general, and most notably women have no idea what they're talking about with regard to workouts, so I salute you for at least putting her in her place, even if she didn't learn anything.

Repugnant Abomination · 12-07-2005, 01:08 AM

Is it to much to ask that people know what cell phone plan they're on? I mean it's kind of fucking important. I get this girl coming the other day crying her eyeballs out cause she has an 800 dollar bill and doesn't know why. What plan on you on I ask. She says she doesn't know. Come to find out she's only on an area wide plan meaning she can call FROM oregon and Washington to anywhere, but if she travels outside of those two states she's going to get travel charges at .50 a minute. I calmly explain to her if she knew what plan she was on this could have been avoided and I even suggest she switch to a Nation wide plan. Of course she goes into this angry rant about how it's sprints fault, how when she signed up nobody told her about travel minutes, blah blah blah. It was bullshit. This is the kind of bitch who's gonna go yappin' with her friends about how Sprint screwed her, giving it a bad name. Fucking dumb bitch. I hope Sprint doesn't credit her any money back.

Cocktooth · 12-07-2005, 01:12 AM

i toke creatine in high school when i was a freshmen and got alot stronger...but its all water...once your off of it you lose it pretty quickly...at least my body did...but i tend to be able to gain quick but lose even quicker

Heaven Can Wait · 12-08-2005, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PassingFad:
whereas I'm sure that if I cycled steroids for even 2 months I would gain at least 15 pounds of lean muscle.

The most muscle you can gain in a year is around 10lbs.

[ December 08, 2005, 05:14 AM: Message edited by: Heaven Can Wait ]

Beebs · 12-08-2005, 02:07 PM

That is absurd, do you have any sort of credible source for that? Ive gained 15 pounds while staying at the same body fat in less than a year.

MAGICLIT · 12-08-2005, 03:35 PM

Sprint sucks Verizon's hairy ballz.

theMerciless1 · 12-08-2005, 04:02 PM

word to that shit!
the only thing they got goin for them is the chirp.

Heaven Can Wait · 12-08-2005, 05:07 PM

Was at a seminar a few years back and was told that, This is for adults of course and its not highly accurate but 15lbs in 2 months? wrong.

Mr. Blonde · 12-08-2005, 05:13 PM

He was most likely exaggerating...

PassingFad · 12-08-2005, 05:56 PM

I am not exaggerating. At all. I gained 8 pounds of muscle in three months totally natural this summer, and if you feel like fronting me the money for a Deca-Sustanon-Stanazolol-Nolvadex-Clomid stack I can promise you I could gain 15 pounds in two months. In the gym 4 hours a day 6 days a week, and I wouldn't even get bitch tits.

See, this is why steroids are for pussies. You are converting money to muscle.

[ December 08, 2005, 02:59 PM: Message edited by: PassingFad ]

Mr. Blonde · 12-09-2005, 03:48 AM

Apparently, it's my watch that tells me the most about myself.

Fuck you Seiko, you Japanese pieces of shit. That's the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard.

12-02-2005, 10:29 PM	#376 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	When I'm throwing up after drinking a lot, leave me the fuck alone. I'm twenty-fucking-two, i've been drinking for a long time now, i know how to throw up. I hate it when people fucking try to help me when i'm throwing up. Help me if i'm going to jump off a bridge while drunk, or if I actually seem like I drank enough to die, THEN help me. otherwise, let me fucking throw up. If i pass out by the toilet, it's either A. because i'm probably going to throw up again or B. because i fucking feel like passing out by the toilet. I've never fucking slept somewhere where I didn't put myself intentionally, plus most likely i'll be waking up and moving to a couch or something when i wake up in a few hours anyways. Just let me be drunk and puke. I know w hat i'm doing.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-03-2005, 12:59 PM	#378 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	I cannot stand liars, cold weather, and people who lie in cold weather.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

12-03-2005, 02:46 PM	#379 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I can't stand veteran forum members who post random shit after being non-existant for a good while, not even bothering to take the time out to say, "oh hey fuckers, I was out living my life doing....." it would at least make for a good thread or at least some entertainment value. i don't like cold weather much either, prolly cuz im from a desert. And people that try to act like your mammy when you drunkenly spewing in the toilet need to get over themselves, I's a big girl, be condescending elsewhere pwease. [ December 03, 2005, 11:48 AM: Message edited by: MAGICLIT ]
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

12-05-2005, 04:15 PM	#382 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	LOL, way to look tough dude, that wasn't even meant for you, I haven't joined in on the fun they have with you, times they are a-changin. Tits to you. [img]graemlins/dance.gif[/img]
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

12-05-2005, 11:54 PM	#383 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	"4th floor quiet zone" my ass. Fucking library. I can't believe how loud it is in here right now, I don't even think they have moderators. When did it become common practice to be loud as shit in a library, let alone one floor dedicated as a quiet zone? Fuckers.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-02-2005, 10:30 PM	#377 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Sounds like somebody had a wild night lol

12-03-2005, 09:32 PM	#381 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	A one-armed magiclit could beat the piss out of you with ease. You have no room to talk shit.

12-06-2005, 12:48 AM	#384 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I noticed that the other day. I went in yesterday (Sunday) so I could find a quiet place to work on this fucking journal I didn't do for one of my classes, and it was insanity. There were huge groups of 10 people were meeting everywhere arguing about projects. I finally find a quiet place back in a corner, and the guy maybe 20 feet away from me gets a phone call, and proceeds to laugh and joke with his friend on the other line for 10 minutes quite loudly. "It's a good thing you don't go to Ball State, we'd never get anything done." You aren't getting much done when the kid isn't there either. Hang up the God damned phone and shut your fucking face. After that, he pulls out his iPod and starts playing his music so loud that I could sing along if I wanted to...of course I don't know the words to many Evanescence songs, so it would have been hard, but I could have done it. It's so loud that I decide that I need to put my headphones on too, just to drown out the sound...IT DIDN'T FUCKING WORK. The only way I could have my music loud enough that I didn't hear his made it so loud that I couldn't focus on the journal entries that I was trying to write. When did the library become a fucking rec. center? What happened to the ugly librarian bitches of our youth that would shush you for whispering to the person next to you? Ahh...simpler times.

12-06-2005, 03:58 AM	#385 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	People are fucking idiots. Girl: sam. you're huge Girl: really Girl: just think about it Girl: what's going to happen when you stop? BSUprotege: when? BSUprotege: what do you mean when? Girl: you're going to get all fatty with extra skin Girl: when you stop working out BSUprotege: there is no "when" BSUprotege: this isnt temporary Girl: sam you're not on steroids are you? BSUprotege: of course Girl: are you serious? Girl: sam Girl: those are so bad for you BSUprotege: no, i was saying of course somebody who doesnt know anything about fitness woudl assume i'm on steroids BSUprotege: obviously you don't BSUprotege: if you saw some of the juicers here at bsu, you wouldnt have asked BSUprotege: i'd be so much more ridiculously larger if i took steroids with as hard as i bust my ass Girl: huh? BSUprotege: juicer - steroid user Girl: what do you mean..i'm still lost BSUprotege: protein, good diet, creatine, sleep and getting pissed off BSUprotege: what i said was, NO, i don't, but i've gotten that before, and if you knew anything about weightlifting you would never have asked Girl: isn't creatine some sort of drug? BSUprotege: basically i took it as an insult that you asked, and was insulting you back Girl: oh BSUprotege: GHOD Girl: gotcha Girl: lol Girl: heheeeeeeeee BSUprotege: don't turn into one of those girls, sara Girl: and what do you mean by one of "those girls" BSUprotege: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=creatine Girl: what girls? BSUprotege: girls that dont' know what they're talking about and (no offense) sound like an idiot for what they're saying about weightlifting Girl: thank you sam..i am no smarter BSUprotege: creatine is a natural occuring chemical in your body BSUprotege: i'm not saying you're dumb BSUprotege: but don't accuse somebody of using drugs if you dont' know what your'e talking about is what i'm saying BSUprotege: regardless, if creatine is a drug, then every human on the planet is on drugs Girl: well sorry if i offended you Girl: i am an idiot Girl: ...not really though, i just didn't know Girl: and i was joking..sort of BSUprotege: its ok, it's just if you knew what a juicer looked like...and i'm sure you've seen them...you never would have asked Girl: well when i hear juicer..i thought you were talking about a juicer..like with fruit..and juice, so i was sort of confused I'm not fucking humongous or anything, yet I (as i'm sure a few of you on this site) have been accused or questioned by people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about because they're lazy and don't know how/don't want to work out. If I was on steroids, I'd be a pathetic excuse for a juicer.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-06-2005, 04:02 AM	#386 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Everybody has testosterone in their body so a lot of steroids aren't drugs either.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

12-06-2005, 04:04 AM	#387 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	People have a lot of shit in their body that if manufactured and used illegally, yes, you're right. But creatine isnt illegal. Plus she's not smart enough to know the link between test. and steroids. Anything else?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-06-2005, 04:05 AM	#388 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	OOOOh OOOOh Adrenaline isnt a drug either!
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

12-06-2005, 04:06 AM	#389 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	To say it better, creatine has no hormonal effect.

12-06-2005, 10:14 PM	#390 (permalink)
PassingFad Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Muncie Posts: 38 Internets: 10	And, by fuck, you can't eat anything that will give you testosterone, while red meat has a fair amount of creatine. A little off topic, creatine has never really produced any results for me, whereas I'm sure that if I cycled steroids for even 2 months I would gain at least 15 pounds of lean muscle. But society in general, and most notably women have no idea what they're talking about with regard to workouts, so I salute you for at least putting her in her place, even if she didn't learn anything.
	Disco, motherfucker!

12-07-2005, 01:08 AM	#391 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Is it to much to ask that people know what cell phone plan they're on? I mean it's kind of fucking important. I get this girl coming the other day crying her eyeballs out cause she has an 800 dollar bill and doesn't know why. What plan on you on I ask. She says she doesn't know. Come to find out she's only on an area wide plan meaning she can call FROM oregon and Washington to anywhere, but if she travels outside of those two states she's going to get travel charges at .50 a minute. I calmly explain to her if she knew what plan she was on this could have been avoided and I even suggest she switch to a Nation wide plan. Of course she goes into this angry rant about how it's sprints fault, how when she signed up nobody told her about travel minutes, blah blah blah. It was bullshit. This is the kind of bitch who's gonna go yappin' with her friends about how Sprint screwed her, giving it a bad name. Fucking dumb bitch. I hope Sprint doesn't credit her any money back.

12-07-2005, 01:12 AM	#392 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	i toke creatine in high school when i was a freshmen and got alot stronger...but its all water...once your off of it you lose it pretty quickly...at least my body did...but i tend to be able to gain quick but lose even quicker
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

12-08-2005, 02:07 PM	#394 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	That is absurd, do you have any sort of credible source for that? Ive gained 15 pounds while staying at the same body fat in less than a year.

12-08-2005, 03:35 PM	#395 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Sprint sucks Verizon's hairy ballz.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

12-08-2005, 04:02 PM	#396 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	word to that shit! the only thing they got goin for them is the chirp.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-08-2005, 05:07 PM	#397 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	Was at a seminar a few years back and was told that, This is for adults of course and its not highly accurate but 15lbs in 2 months? wrong.
	there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.

12-08-2005, 05:13 PM	#398 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	He was most likely exaggerating...
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-08-2005, 05:56 PM	#399 (permalink)
PassingFad Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Muncie Posts: 38 Internets: 10	I am not exaggerating. At all. I gained 8 pounds of muscle in three months totally natural this summer, and if you feel like fronting me the money for a Deca-Sustanon-Stanazolol-Nolvadex-Clomid stack I can promise you I could gain 15 pounds in two months. In the gym 4 hours a day 6 days a week, and I wouldn't even get bitch tits. See, this is why steroids are for pussies. You are converting money to muscle. [ December 08, 2005, 02:59 PM: Message edited by: PassingFad ]
	Disco, motherfucker!

12-09-2005, 03:48 AM	#400 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Apparently, it's my watch that tells me the most about myself. Fuck you Seiko, you Japanese pieces of shit. That's the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna