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12-01-2003, 10:42 PM
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If there is one thing I can't stand, it's people who think that I give two-shits about their "amazing" poker story. I play more poker than probably anyone I know, yet I never tell anyone a damn thing about it, 'cause I know that no one cares as much as I do. Unless it's a highly unusual, freakish hand that I know they won't mind hearing about (ie: the hand I posted in the Most Amazing Poker Hand Thread today), I never mention a damn word about poker to anyone.
There are some people who are relentless in their pursuit to tell me about their poker hand(s) too. It's not even a good story, or one that I'd normally care about. The thing everyone needs to realize, is that poker is very conducive to putting people's emotions in control of their actions. It is a game of luck and odds, such types of games lead people to be either really happy or really frusterated. I realize I'm going to offend some people by making this rant, but I don't give a damn...STOP TELLING ME YOUR FUCKING POKER STORIES...I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. Right now, as I speak, my Instant Messenger has been bleeping over and over and over again with countless messages coming in from another Nubblite, who is telling me all about his pokering today. I am making this rant as not only a message to him, but everyone else who constantly tells me about their poker stories. I am just letting everyone know that I don't give one flying fuck about your poker playing. You know who you are, and I'm talking to you right now...if you want to tell me what your bankroll is like every couple of days, or share a highly unusual freakish, amazing royal-flushesque story with me...go ahead, just don't bore me with the pages of other shit that you send me...I don't even read your messages anymore. This is the shit I have to put up with folks, you would think that after countless "that's neat" and "uh-huh" and "oh" and "keep going" that the person would catch on that I honestly don't give a rats' ass: Nubblite cory I have a story Nubblite it's a bit long but I need to vent my frustrations with Party Poker at this moment in time UB: alright nubblite...go ahead. Nubblite well first of all i couldn't resist the urge to cash-in again, so I succumbed to my emotions and did so UB: keep going Nubblite upon cashing in I get second in my first tournament, not a bad way to begin Nubblite cory I just had another swing just as we were speaking, I will add that in at the end of the story, I plan on making a post about the up and downs of party poker on this very day Nubblite any who I cashed in and took second in a tournament, so I'm up to 70 or so Nubblite not to bad Nubblite I enter another tournament and get third Nubblite so I'm up to 80...at this point I'm on the happy side I won't deny it UB: man that sucks. Nubblite it gets better Nubblite so I'm up 80 and decide to play a NL 25 table, just for shits in giggles, I play for a half an hour endure some swings and end up winning 10 form that Nubblite so at this point I'm at 90 Nubblite I take a 25 min. break and then decide to play a tournament and win it, I'm up to 130 UB: well good Nubblite at this point I feel great, life is good, the world is round, the grass is green, fuck they sky is even still blue Nubblite I play two more tournament in which I placed 4th and 5th Nubblite so I'm down to 110 give or take a few bucks Nubblite I take a 30 min. break and play again, i sit down at another no limit 25 table Nubblite I get up to 35 feeling good when I call and all-in pre-flop Nubblite somebody before me goes all in with 8's Nubblite I see the pocket Kowboys looking at me and call Nubblite the flop comes 4 8 8 Nubblite I was fucked UB: ouch Nubblite and lost my 25 so now I'm down to 85 Nubblite I look at things and still see it as a good day so I eat dinner and quit, I mean fuck any man would be happy making 35 for entertainment Nubblite but as I'm watching TV with nothing on the "PartyPoker" icon on my desktop looks at me and says "play you fucking pussy".....I hear what it says and instantly click and get into a 25 NL table Nubblite I have a few swings when I decide to go all in and win, I don't recollect what it was but I was up to 61 on the table, putting me back up to 120 UB: atta boy Nubblite I'm feeling good talking with Nieter when all of a sudden I get delt some 4's....I bet 3 pre-flop as everyone folded except behind the big blind behind me Nubblite he calls, so I'm putting him with a high pair Nubblite or high cards in general Nubblite the flop comes 4 3 3 and instantly my penis becomes errect UB: yes... Nubblite I just flopped a full house.....the high one at that....so I bet 5 and he calls, which was to my pleasure but also to my puzzlement, he had to of been holding K's or A's I told myself....the next card comes a 3 Nubblite so there is 4 3 3 3 on the board and I'm holding 4's Nubblite at that point I thought well shit that rules the possibility of him holding a 3 Nubblite out UB: keep going Nubblite so I bet 10 and the fucker calls, the next card is a 2 and I bet 5 and he re-raises to 10...this sets me back I wait little time though and call to find that what did the son of a bitch do? he called me on a 3 5 offsuit...yes the big blind calls a 3 dollar raise pre-flop with 3 5 offsuit and miraculously hits 4 3's to beat my 4's full over 3's Nubblite so at this point I just lost a huge fucking pot, somewhere around $50 dollars Nubblite my bankroll drops 23 or so Nubblite 4 or 5 hands later I'm delt an A J of diamonds Nubblite I raise 5 pre-flop to make sure only people with very good hands will stay UB: yes yes. Nubblite the same fucker that screwed me with the 3 / 5 offsuit calls me Nubblite the flop comes 3 A 3 and yet again my penis is hard Nubblite I bet 5 again and he calls, I'm thinking there's no way in fuck he's holding a 3 again so I put him with an A however he's a dipshit and I highly doubted he would have me outkicked with something higher than a J Nubblite the turn comes 8 Nubblite I bet 5 and he calls again, the river comes a J so I have two high pair on the board and the 3's do not even matter Nubblite so I go all in for my 13 or whatever is there and he calls to my astonishment and pleasure as I figured I had him beat without a doubt, it reveals the bitch was holding pocket 8's, despite the raises pre-flop and the betting after 3 A 3 he stayed with 8's making me believe he had to of been with party poker UB: i'm sorry to hear that Nubblite Nubblite I'm super pissed, beyond pissed, i take 10 min. to catch my breath Nubblite: I lost all 60 of it and was back down to $60 because some son of a bitch catches shit on the turn he has no business even being in the hand for Nubblite: so out of shear frustration I cash another 25 into the table Nubblite: I'm bound to beat this guy somehand I tell myself Nubblite: the same hand I cash that 25 I'm delt pocket A's....betting goes around and that same mother fucker goes all in before me UB: yes Nubblite: now I have A's there's no way in fuck I can fold my hand....so I call the flop comes K J of diamonds and an A Nubblite: I just flopped a nut at that point Nubblite: I think "this piece of shit is dead UB: qt is the nut Nubblite: yes your correct...well fuck me I was wrong...anywhoo I felt good the next card is an 8 of diamonds and the river is the 5 of clubs Nubblite: we reveal our cards and he is holding miraculously the other A as well as the Q of diamonds.... Nubblite: at this point I'm about ready to notify party poker because it was getting ridiculous...no matter what I did this guy fucked me in the ass, if I had A's and he had 2 7 offsuit he would of hit 3 4 5 6 on the flop and turn Nubblite: I'm down to 35 now, I was in tears nearly, getting ready to break the screen, cussing, kicking shit and I broke a lamp in my room UB: yes... Nubblite: I was in a rage but I'm bound to beat this table, that's all I told myself so I cash in 25 more Nubblite: i play some hands while I'm typing this story to you when I'm delt J 10 suited, somebody raises 5 pre-flop and I'm so pissed to think I call Nubblite: the flop comes K J 5 UB: yes... Nubblite: somebody goes all in, and the mother fucker that hosed me everytime calls as well Nubblite: I call, simply because I'mr eady to just lose all of my money, no amount of words can describe what I was feeling Nubblite: so a $75 + pot is sitting there UB: yes... Nubblite: the next three turn and river come J J I hit 4 jacks Nubblite: mother fucker Nubblite: that's while I was just talking to you and said "another swing just happened cory" Nubblite: the fucker that hosed me all those times ahd K K and the guy that went all in originally had A K UB: oh yeah? Nubblite: cory I left the table, up to 115 in my account Nubblite: up 65 for the day...and so fucking amazed at the swing of things that just happened I can't even see straight UB: neat Nubblite: what do you think of that story Nubblite: I had an amazing hand in poker over and over again UB: it's quite the story. Nubblite: like I'm still sitting here in shock UB: oh me too...me too.... To the Nubblite, I kept you anonymous to prevent any embarrassment. I respect you, so doing such a thing comes naturally. I'm just asking for a little respect in return; I'm not a mannequin, stop treating me as one. And don't get too mad or anything, you are one of many people who tell me their stories, it just so happened that you were telling me a story when I decided to make this rant, so I picked on you...it could've been anyone...this is nothing personal at all. -Ugly Bastard Update: Just got this message from the Nubblite about five minutes after posting the rant Nubblite: like I want to make a nubblies post about it but it's so long it's almost like a rant UB: i already made the rant for you [ December 01, 2003, 08:05 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ] |
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12-01-2003, 11:20 PM
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Nubblite: what was it on, yeah last night I got pocket Ace's on pacific poker three hands in a row Nubblite: and lost all three Nubblite: I fucking hate that fucking piece of shit ----- Nubblite: I hate pacific poker UB:: i'm leaving. goodbye. ----- Nubblite: corey I wish you could see this tournament I'm playing Nubblite: the luckiest tournament in the history of tournaments Nubblite: I was down to 75 chips Nubblite: am now the chip leader at 2340 UB:: nice work ------ Nubblite: 6th tournament out of 9 Nubblite: i'm down to the final 3 UB:: good work ------ Nubblite: I'm quite excited, this sunday starts the tournament at Noa Noa Nubblite: with first place possibilities being $500 Nubblite, I told you in the first post of this thread, and I'm going to tell you again, don't make this a personal thing. I've got enough ammo on you, you don't have a leg to stand on. I never said who you were in real life, or on Nubblies, and I plan to keep it that way...so don't make it easy on me to turn this into a personal thing, and tell everyone who you are. I kept it very anonymous. I really fail to see where you are coming from with the bitching. I get quite a few real-life stories told to me from you too, Orgazmo could probably atest to this. I even get calls on my phone to hear a poker story. I don't mind listening to your really good stories, and I can name off people who are far worse than you are about going on about themself and about their poker stories, so don't get so bent out of shape about this. In fact, as I'm typing this, a Non-Nubblite aquaintence started sending me messages all about this poker tournament he was in. I just used you as an example, you've used me as an example about things in the past before, and I took it, and moved on...doing the same is in your best interest. -Ugly Bastard Pliedes-Please do not mention who you think the Nubblite is...thanks [ December 01, 2003, 08:23 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ] | |
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12-02-2003, 12:35 AM
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I think that I might be at a loss to who this Nubblite is, but I already hate their habits on AIM. I read around 4 lines of that AIM conversation and bile was flying....that fucker is responsible for cleaning up my dorm room and face.
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12-02-2003, 01:21 AM
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I have a lot of respect for you as well UB, but I didn't feel like you should point me out for wanting to start a conversation with a friend about something we had in common, and if I'm wrong then shit everyone else chime in and let me know right away and I'll gladly see the flaw. I'm just sick of being the brunt of the joke for all this shit, yeah I put my foot in my mouth a lot and yeah I act like an idiot at times but that's because I like making people laugh and smile. It makes me feel good to see people having a good time even if it's a my expense, I just don't want to be the one to be the brunt of this joke when I feel like what I did really wasn't all that bad. [ December 01, 2003, 10:22 PM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ] | ||
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12-02-2003, 01:33 AM
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I am nothing but modest when it comes to poker, you are the one who is constantly bragging about themself, take a look in the mirror before you try to open your mouth next time. Now that we've got all that out of the way, let us both understand that when it comes to poker, there are two things that piss each other off. I get pissed off when you go on and on about your poker playing, and you get pissed off when I cast the aura of being superior to you in poker. I'll make efforts to not act superior, so long as you promise to not drown me in messages and comments about your playing, deal...friend? -Ugly Bastard [ December 01, 2003, 10:49 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ] | |
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12-02-2003, 01:50 AM
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A) I was excited about winning a rather large poker tournament not so much because of the money but just because of the fact I felt like I had no chance to win it, never in telling you guys did I say "Damn I'm good, I'm awesome, I'm the best poker player alive." B) I will agree that you are modest when it comes to talking about yourself but it's the constant snide remarks everytime we play. "How could call him on that Boonley?" "Niiiieeettterrr, what were you thinking?" "Wow you just called $2.00 on middle pair after the flop?" Let people make there own fucking choice when they play, we don't always play like you and not all of us are statistical genius's like Gaz'. Not all of us are funny guys at the table like Brass. Not all of us are conservative players like Tongue. Not all of us go off of feel like Amret and I either. We all have different poker personalities and just because you cashed out "5x more" on online poker doesn't mean your any better than the next person. I don't profess to be a great poker player but I don't really believe anyone of us who has played can say they are. Just cut out the snide remarks, sure if someone makes a ludacris call that's one thing but if somebody makes a call you wouldn't that's their choice leave it at that. I have had 2 other nubblites who have mentioned it to me that it not only bothered them but made them feel like you were really belittling them, nobody wants to feel that way UB. Quote:
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12-02-2003, 02:05 AM
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Now that we've got all that out of the way, let us both understand that when it comes to poker, there are two things that piss each other off. I get pissed off when you go on and on about your poker playing, and you get pissed off when I cast the aura of being superior to you in poker. I'll make efforts to not act superior, so long as you promise to not drown me in messages and comments about your playing, deal...friend? -Ugly Bastard | |
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12-02-2003, 02:11 AM
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</font>[/quote]I didn't catch you professing that while typing because the edit came after I read the message [img]smile.gif[/img] . However I like I told you earlier I don't feel like any of us are better than others. Somebody on any given night can come out a big winner just as somebody can come out a big loser (I wrote my fair share of checks this summer I'm sure all of you can remember). Poker nights are fun no matter what and we should of never gotten into it but since we did yes I will not drown you with messages about poker anymore, especially a giant rant such as the one earlier. You don't have to work on that aura, it's your personality at the table, just don't put somebody down if they make a bad call that is all. Unless it's one that is so ridiculous all of us chime in about it. | |
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12-02-2003, 02:18 AM
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How about you two settle this like real men instead of bitching at each other through Nubblies for all to see.
Perhaps through a game of poker? No? How about A quick roll in craps? |
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12-02-2003, 02:33 AM
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Brass is the funny fuck? is that what you guys think of me? Am I nothing more than some korean that you can laugh at?
...Oh well. I think I'm comfortable with that stigma. It is with great pleasure to throw my 10 dollars away to spend an evening of merryment with you all. hmm...is that why UB bought me a pretzle the other night?? cuz he feels bad about taking hundreds of dollars from me? hmm oh well, cheers guys [img]graemlins/chinaman.gif[/img] |
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12-02-2003, 04:30 PM
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