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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-18-2007, 05:39 PM

my brother gave me one once

Repugnant Abomination · 08-26-2007, 06:01 PM

Beebs · 08-26-2007, 06:13 PM

I'll occasionally get so drunk that its physically impossible for me to piss standing up, not due to balance reasons or anything, it just wont come out if im standing.

ninjaface · 08-26-2007, 06:36 PM

I like to piss outside. It makes you feel free.

Ugly Bastard · 08-26-2007, 10:05 PM

Oh I love pissing outside. Fucking love it! Did it last night on my friends' lawn during their party.

StabMaster Arson · 08-26-2007, 10:25 PM

I piss off of my back deck quite often. it's very convenient to let the dog out to shit in the neighbor's yard while pissing off the deck.

how in the hell did I become such a fucking redneck?

ninjaface · 08-26-2007, 11:08 PM

I like pissing off my friends 4th floor balcony. It's like you're peeing into a void... but then after a couple seconds you hear it hit the ground. Its beautiful.

BigDongedHoe · 08-27-2007, 12:00 AM

This thread is golden I don't know how I missed it in the past

I would say I'm a mild to moderate lazy pisser, it all depends on the mood. If i'm tired i'll sit down and rest my head on my hands....if I'm in a hurry I'll just go standing up.

StabMaster Arson · 09-22-2007, 08:18 PM

You remind me of a girl, that I once knew.
See her face whenever I, I look at you.

Nathan · 11-01-2007, 03:49 PM

I never sit, but I like the utilize "the lean". Ill lean myself against the wall in front of me with 1 hand while I do the aiming with the other. This is typically when I wake up randomly in the night and have to take a piss and I am too tired to fully stand.

Under no circumstances whatsoever will I sit strictly to piss.

08-18-2007, 05:39 PM	#26 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	my brother gave me one once
	#YOLO

08-26-2007, 06:01 PM	#27 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	http://isitnormal.com/story/920/

08-26-2007, 10:25 PM	#31 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I piss off of my back deck quite often. it's very convenient to let the dog out to shit in the neighbor's yard while pissing off the deck. how in the hell did I become such a fucking redneck?
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

08-27-2007, 12:00 AM	#33 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	This thread is golden I don't know how I missed it in the past I would say I'm a mild to moderate lazy pisser, it all depends on the mood. If i'm tired i'll sit down and rest my head on my hands....if I'm in a hurry I'll just go standing up.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

09-22-2007, 08:18 PM	#34 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	You remind me of a girl, that I once knew. See her face whenever I, I look at you.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

08-26-2007, 06:13 PM	#28 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	I'll occasionally get so drunk that its physically impossible for me to piss standing up, not due to balance reasons or anything, it just wont come out if im standing.

08-26-2007, 06:36 PM	#29 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I like to piss outside. It makes you feel free.

08-26-2007, 10:05 PM	#30 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Oh I love pissing outside. Fucking love it! Did it last night on my friends' lawn during their party.

08-26-2007, 11:08 PM	#32 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I like pissing off my friends 4th floor balcony. It's like you're peeing into a void... but then after a couple seconds you hear it hit the ground. Its beautiful.

11-01-2007, 03:49 PM	#35 (permalink)
Nathan Nasty Nate Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 627 Internets: 4881	I never sit, but I like the utilize "the lean". Ill lean myself against the wall in front of me with 1 hand while I do the aiming with the other. This is typically when I wake up randomly in the night and have to take a piss and I am too tired to fully stand. Under no circumstances whatsoever will I sit strictly to piss.

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