The Lazy Piss.

[Cocktooth]

My Freshmen year of college, I had to find anyway I could to get a few more minutes of sleep. With Basketball and schoolwork, keeping me up late, I started taking a lazy piss when I woke up. I would sit down while urinating. Alot of people I talk to about this think that it is not manly to sit while just peeing. I find it to be a way to use my time wisely. I'm curious to find out if any Nubblies members practice the Lazy Piss?>

[Repugnant Abomination]

The majority of my urinating is done lazy piss style. I like to read, even if it's only a sentence!

[f3lix]

I always lazy piss at home for a few reasons.

1. I can't piss all over the seat and other parts of the toilet bowl (which I'll have to clean up later)
2. That piss doesn't stink up the bathroom
3. The piss might turn into a poop and I'm already prepared by being seated

[Mr. Blonde]

It varies with my mood.

[ninjaface]

You guys are fags. I shit standing up.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

this is eye opening. I never sit while pissing unless i'm taking a shit.

Originally Posted by f3lix

1. I can't piss all over the seat and other parts of the toilet bowl (which I'll have to clean up later)

is it hard to aim with a small dick?

[Orgazmo]

Are you guys fucking serious about all of this? You really sit down to piss?

Jesus Christ I'm on here with a bunch of fairies.

[StabMaster Arson]

there are only 3 times it's ok to piss while sitting
1. you're taking a shit... obviously
2. you're too drunk to stand
3. you have a vagina

[Orgazmo]

I would debate #2 on that list. I can remember no times in my life that I've been too drunk to stand to piss. I've pissed in all corners of my own house multiple times due to inebriation, yet all times I was standing. Standing proud.

[ninjaface]

Pissing outside is fantastic.

[Mr. Blonde]

sometimes when i have to piss and it's late at night, and all i have to do is go inside and piss in the toilet, i'll intentionally piss outside under cover of darkness.

[Ugly Bastard]

I usually wake up with a boner, which rules out the lazy piss. Sometimes if I'm in the mood to read and think there's at least a 15% chance I'll wind up shitting, I'll sit down for a piss for a few minutes and give the shit a chance to come out. It often doesn't, resulting in a lengthy lazy piss.

[Cocktooth]

I just utilized the lazy piss. I feel so fresh and ready to start the day!!! UB makes a great point about waking up with a hard workers helmet on. Thats why they have Girls Gone Wild infomercials on at 5 A.M.

[f3lix]

This thread just further proves who's insecure with their manliness.

[Orgazmo]

Probably the dudes who fantasize that they have a vagina while they piss.

[Cocktooth]

Noooo, the people that fantasize about having a vag, are the guys that utilize the tuck. After using it as a lockerroom prank a few times, I have realized I would have a very ugly, loose vagina.

[Repugnant Abomination]

For all you anti lazy pissers, let me ask you this: Let's say you were waiting in line to go on a ride at an amusement park. The park offered optional seating for those waiting. Would you sit? It seems, at least to me, that if given the chance to sit, you would take it.

Sitting, in general, is much better than standing. I'm sitting as I type this and let me tell you, it's fantastic.

[vaga1220 *]

You make a sound argument my good man, however if I where waiting in line at an amusement park and I knew that I would be on the ride in 20 seconds I wouldn't bother to sit down.

Ofcores I don't know how long it takes me to piss, so I'll have to time it. But I don't think it will even be even 20 seconds.

[Cocktooth]

Time It.... I have been drinking for 3 hours...my first piss....1 Min. 02 sec. Sure wish I was sitting!!!

[vaga1220 *]

From ziper down to ziper up I have 22.57 sec.

[f3lix]

In public places, I prefer the urinal, but at home it's the sit for me.

[Ugly Bastard]

f3lix sits when he pees like a girl.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

Originally Posted by f3lix

In public places, I prefer the urinal, but at home it's the sit for me.

F3lix doesn't cross dress and tuck in public places either, only at home.

[f3lix]

ID, let's not forget that I sit while you give me a blumpkin.

[Cocktooth]

Lets be honest, I believe I am the only one on this board to recieve one of those. Combining a BJ and a good shit, thats putting together 2 of the best feelings in world. Its very underrated. I would get a dirty slut to give you one of those. AMAZING.