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01-14-2004, 04:30 AM
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So this girl popped onto my MSN contact list out of nowhere one day, neither of us knew who the other was or how we got on each other's lists (this happens to me from time to time). We talked for a bit and soon I realized she was annoying as hell and really fucking stupid and probably 12. Needless to say I stopped talking to her. I've been ignoring her for like a month, haven't said a god-damned thing to her at all, she's not even on my list and yet every few days she'll pop up and say hi. I won't respond, yet she'll somehow continue the conversation. I've complained to Pliedes about this, and finally he helped me remedy the situation. Let it be noted that on MSN her name is "°Ë«·...‹ .·. ...•P o l k a d o t p ® i n c e s s• .·. › ... <RyAn 's ThE TeLeTuBBiE'S!> FiRe = dEaTh! ... .·. › ...·»°Ë" and you can reach her at "da_da_debbie@hotmail.com"
Her: ***hi Me: ***fuck you bitch Her: ***wats ur problem fuckface?? Me: ***I like to lick balls Me: ***hairy hairy hairy hairy Harry Me: ***I am the lord of the dance Her: ***then go Her: ***yep Her: ***thats great Me: ***nutshells and hayweed and elephant drug Me: ***ask for my dick you can give it a tug Her: ***sorri i don't give hand too freaks Me: ***little cats please us Me: ***I'm going to smoke jesus Her: ***rite Me: ***mice have sex in a group Me: ***sometimes I like to eat poop. Her: ***lol ok then have a nice life doin that Me: ***tickle tickle cunts for lunh Me: ***fair to the left, gay on the right, sit on a dick and you'll get in a fight Me: ***cock horse cock horse, aren't they cool Me: ***little bitches like you will get raped at school Her: ***rite....... Me: ***i fucked a goat, don't touch my spam, taka taka taka Me: ***lindleford, speely dan, cocks for breakfast, narkendoofer flan Me: ***fabblty knockkapoo, drakinenis the penis, lunch fuck Me: wazzle poo Her: ***RITE!! Me: ***did you hear me!!!! Me: ***I SAID WAZZLEPOO YOU BITCH!!!! Me: ***I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR GRANDMOTHER IN THE BELLY BUTTON!!!! Her: ***DON'T CALL ME BITCH U FUCKNUT!1 Me: ***LAALALLALALLA Me: ***COCKLEFORD BITCH!!! COCKLE-FUCKING-FORD!!!! Her: ***is this a guy or a chick? Me: ***DID YOU HEAR ME GODDAMMIT!!!! COCK-MOTHERGODDAMNFUCKINGASSBITCH-FORD! Me: ***So, I met a frog today, he said his name was Sam. Her: ***ur a fucktard Me: ***I fucked Sam until he was dead! Her: ***soo go kill urself Her: ***ur a fucker Me: ***are you dead? Me: ***ur a fucker Me: ***ur a fucker Me: ***ur a fucker Me: ***ur a fucker Me: ***ur a fuckerfucktard Me: ***fucktard Her: ***wat have u been smokin tardface Me: ***wat have u been smokin tardface Her: ***^o) Her: ***Rite! Me: ***^o) Me: ***Rite! Her: ***GO FUCK UR SELF U FUCKER AND DIE ALREADY NO ONE WANTS U HERE ALRITE UR A FUCKUP PLZ DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR AND JUST KILL URSELF WE DON'T NEED NO LORD OF DANCE BULLSHIT SOO JUST DIE ALREADY FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: ***(hint: stop talking to me) Her: ***UR A RETARD Her: ***KILL URSELF Her: ***(HINT KILL URSELF ALREADY0 Me: ***One would have thought you'd have gotten the hint by now And then she left. But lo and behold, while I was typing this post, her friend popped onto my list. Her name is ">º°‘¨[®¢ å T h Ï ñ G z Ù ®¢ ø]¨‘°º<" you can reach her at "filo_chink_girl19@hotmail.com" Me: ***hello? Friend: ***hey Friend: ***huz dis Me: ***let me guess, neither of us know how we got on each other's lists Friend: ***nah ma friend told me 2 add u and ask hu u were Me: ***right, because I won't tell her, but I'll obviously tell you Me: ***I would tell you anything, I love you so much Friend: ***lol alrighty then Friend: ***well it waz nice talkin 2 u...i'll juz leave u alone now Me: ***K [img]smile.gif[/img] Me: ***tell your friend to go to nubblies.net Her: ***shez not online rite now Me: ***then just give her the message when you see her next Me: ***o ok.. Me: ***thanks, you're a doll Her: ***lol..uh itz alrite..uh thanx... Her: ***hey r u a guy or a gurl? Me: ***yes Her: ***which 1?.. Me: ***I'm a golfball, penis-breath Her: ***ohhh kool..thanx Must have been looking to hook-up with me. The End. [ January 14, 2004, 01:36 AM: Message edited by: Titan ] |
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I do what the fuck I want.
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01-14-2004, 04:14 PM
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Yeah, it was even funnier that all of this happened in a span of about 3 minutes. I just spat out retarded shit while Titan typed, and at one point fell out of his chair laughing... Fun times, I think we'll do this more often.
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06-28-2005, 03:18 AM
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Roscoe P. Coldchain
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Here's a conversation I had with a young man I was asked to fuck with.
StbMasterArson: Have you ever thought about entering the new era of messageboard technology? baselukeball: no StbMasterArson: Nubblies.net has everything you've been looking for. baselukeball: cool baselukeball: who are u? StbMasterArson: At Nubblies.net various groups chat about common interests in a frank manner. StbMasterArson: Nubblies.net refuses to pull punches for anyone. baselukeball: great StbMasterArson: We at Nubblies.net invite you to join us in or mission to cleanse the world of jews. baselukeball: awesome StbMasterArson: Join us mighty white soldiers... NUBBLIES.NET. baselukeball: ye baselukeball: s baselukeball: why tho? baselukeball: ??? baselukeball: who are u? StbMasterArson: Have you ever thought about entering the new era of messageboard technology? StbMasterArson: Nubblies.net has everything you've been looking for. baselukeball: nope baselukeball: u suck ass bitch baselukeball: dont u? StbMasterArson: Nubblies.net refuses to pull punches for anyone. baselukeball: good for u cock StbMasterArson: We at Nubblies.net invite you to join us in or mission to cleanse the world of the white man. baselukeball: im white bitch so i dont want to do fucker baselukeball: bitch StbMasterArson: Join us strong black soldiers... NUBBLIES.NET. baselukeball: fuck u StbMasterArson: Have you 3v3r thought about entering the new era of messageboard technology? baselukeball: fuck u StbMasterArson: And you kiss your mother with that mouth? baselukeball: yes baselukeball: bitch StbMasterArson: Nubblies.net approves of shit-talking in all forms. StbMasterArson: Come to Nubblies.net StbMasterArson: Join Nubblies.net StbMasterArson: Fellate Nubblies.net baselukeball: im at ur site it looks like a bunch of fags who buttfuck eachother? StbMasterArson: You will no longer be needed. A simple visit to our humble site is all that we need from you. Thank you for helping us drive our Benz's whilst you continue to cruise your Ford. baselukeball: ur welcome fuck nut and i didnt visit ur site ass hahaha StbMasterArson: You, my friend, are lying. baselukeball: no my friend im not StbMasterArson: Your IP address has been logged through BetaTraxxer on here and matched to the last IP address who last visited Nubblies.net. Expect further contact from us. baselukeball: nope srry baselukeball: what did the ip address say? StbMasterArson: One Moment baselukeball: while im young baselukeball: ? baselukeball: w/e StbMasterArson: You would be amazed at what you information you can get from a simple IP address. StbMasterArson: For instance, did you know that this quickly I could get your physical address? StbMasterArson: Mr. Harness of 464 West Hill St Wabash, IN 46992 baselukeball: yea baselukeball: whats my address StbMasterArson: Mr. Harness, let's be reasonable here. baselukeball: ? StbMasterArson: Did you know that three unique debit/credit cards have been used on your cpu within the last 3 months? baselukeball signed off at 12:45:08 AM. baselukeball signed on at 12:45:15 AM. baselukeball: ? baselukeball: hello? StbMasterArson: Did you know that three unique debit/credit cards have been used on your cpu within the last 3 months? baselukeball: whats my address StbMasterArson: Did you not see where I posted above? StbMasterArson: 464 West Hill St Wabash, IN 46992 baselukeball: awesome baselukeball: where u from? StbMasterArson: Mr. Harness, I don't think it would be in our best interest for you to have that information baselukeball: whats my first name? StbMasterArson: Well let's see, you're are definitely showing female tendencies, so I would be inclined to guess that you are either Dawn, Lacy, or Lindsey baselukeball: guess again StbMasterArson: Oddly enough I have a credit card issued to Dawn and a Debit card issued to Lacy. baselukeball: whats MY name StbMasterArson: Ahhh... so you're just effeminate, you're either Rick or Lucas. StbMasterArson: Nice to meet you, sir. baselukeball: u got all this info jus by me visiting ur website? StbMasterArson: Rick, I have a card issued to you as well... unfortunately, Luke is a little young to be fleeced by us. baselukeball: well this is luke StbMasterArson: Rick, Luke? What should I call you? StbMasterArson: ah, thank you luke StbMasterArson: now we need to talk a price. baselukeball: im luke the one who is to young for ur website StbMasterArson: what is it worth to you to keep this quaint? baselukeball: quaint? StbMasterArson: for a small donation, we at Nubblies.net will simply lose all information requested. baselukeball: do u know the numbers on our credit cards StbMasterArson: Quaint: (n) Humble Old Fashioned Simple StbMasterArson: Luke, you are the only one that is safe out of your whole family. StbMasterArson: Everything you have is at risk. baselukeball: safe from what? StbMasterArson: You have until 1am to decide if you want to strike a deal with us or if you want to risk everything you have. baselukeball: what kind of a deal? StbMasterArson: Can you put a price on piece of mind, Luke? baselukeball: what kind of price? StbMasterArson: what would one charge for keeping the ones you love financially stable? baselukeball: i dont know im not rich StbMasterArson: One could easily charge up thousands of dollars in minutes. baselukeball: i dont have that kind of money StbMasterArson: Well, I know that you don't have that money, Luke, but we show your father working for a large insurance company. StbMasterArson: Oh, and it looks like someone recently purchased a 2002 Mustang. baselukeball: what color? StbMasterArson: According your your insurance records, it's a convertible. StbMasterArson: One moment, I'm not sure if I can find color. StbMasterArson: hang on, trying to get into BMV records... StbMasterArson: Candy Apple? StbMasterArson: I'm guessing it's red. baselukeball: u want a thousand dollars and u wont do all this stuff StbMasterArson: No Luke, I'm not threatening you in any manner. I'm not saying that anything will or won't be done with the information we have stumbled across. baselukeball: what did i do to u to make u do all this? StbMasterArson: And we don't want one thousand dollars, we want many thousands of dollars. baselukeball: what did i do to u to make u do all of this? StbMasterArson: Luke, I heard you were asking for my name earlier. baselukeball: yea StbMasterArson: I'm just messing with you. StbMasterArson: how was arizona? baselukeball: fuck u baselukeball: holy shit StbMasterArson: and she said that you were gonna fuck with me??? StbMasterArson: hahahahaha baselukeball: omg that was scary StbMasterArson: I do what I can... glad I can add a little excitement. baselukeball: i thought i was gonna get raped or sumthin StbMasterArson: you can read the full transcript of our conversation on Nubblies.net baselukeball: where at? StbMasterArson: I'll be posting it under General Chat later. baselukeball: ok and just like that, we have a potential new member. |
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LEGALIZE CRIME!
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06-28-2005, 01:49 PM
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What was going on here? Friend of a girl you know who fed you info about Luke in advance? Do tell. -Ugly Bastard [ June 28, 2005, 11:50 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ] | |
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06-28-2005, 02:19 PM
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Roscoe P. Coldchain
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He's a younger brother of someone I'm seeing.
She was texting me throughout the conversation. [ June 28, 2005, 12:23 PM: Message edited by: StabMaster Arson ] |
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LEGALIZE CRIME!
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05-02-2009, 11:50 AM
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Spice Master
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Mr. Blonde: who's the english teacher here?
Mr. Blonde: and who's unemployed ariel: i'm not really unemplolyed ariel: to be unemployed ariel: you technically have to be looking for work Mr. Blonde: no ariel: yes ariel: that is the definitiion Mr. Blonde: actually Mr. Blonde: you have to be not employed ariel: no ariel: look it up Mr. Blonde: lol maybe for welfare? ariel: english teacher Mr. Blonde: unemployed definition | Dictionary.com Mr. Blonde: i win Mr. Blonde: jesus Mr. Blonde: stop, please ariel: look up unemployment ariel: fuck Mr. Blonde: thats not the word Mr. Blonde: douche ariel: i mean to be on unemployment ariel: god damnit |
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07-30-2009, 11:15 AM
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Spice Master
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I'm broadening this thread to include email and status message fuckery. Message from my Head Instructor (kind of my boss, but more like a team leader. I don't think he could fire me.)
 the link goes here, fyi: Flying Spaghetti Monster - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia |
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